Monday, September 22nd 2008
Would You Hit It?
When did Chris Klein become the creepy man on the block your parents warned you never to talk to? The man that would always buy lemonade from your stand and ask you if you like watching R-rated movies. Chris is almost as creepy looking as Katie Holmes. Almost.
There was a time when Chris was semi-hot, right? Now he just looks like he lives in his grandmother's basement and surrounds himself with his massive porcelain doll collection. He's freaking me out the way he's staring into the camera and through my soul. He's heavy petting me with his eyes. Gross. I bet he uses Purell as lube, because he's majorly OCD about germs.
That being said, I'd hit it on a puddle of instant hand sanitizer. Well, he looks like he's majorly freaky in the sheets.
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He used to be mildly hot. Now he looks like my pervy uncle Charlie.
I want to save the squirrel running down his back and into his pants before it's too late.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
I hope this look is for a movie or something because otherwise it looks like someone is starting their midlife crisis...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
omg i thought that was pauly shore.
yes.I would hit it.
But then again,I am very horny & desperate.
I still think Suri is Josh Hartnets and not this dudes because had Suri been Chris's she would have kept her and raised her with Chris.
Im thinking Hartnet hit it and quit it, she found herself in a family way and Hartnet said something like he didnt give a fuck, its not mine.... and then that is how she ended up taking Cruises offer from hell.
That or it was a toss up on who the baby daddy was and thats why she took the deal.
Either way fuck all you people in this scientolonancy mess fucking around and playing soap opera times with your lives you bunch of freaks! Sit down and shut up all of you! Who has time but the idle rich to do stupid bull shit like this? fucking losers!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I meant I totally agree with Momus. I'm tired, it's been a rough day at the office.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I TOTALLY agree with you. I've always found him odd-looking.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
What. The. Fuck???
He's always been kind of creepy. He always looks like someone whose face has been frozen by bad plastic surgery. He looks somewhat like the mask in V for Vendetta.
No, I wouldn't hit it. Ever.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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heeeeeeeeeeeeoh!
what had happened to this dude?
He looks like a guy I know named Nelson....
muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I guess signing away your daughter to a midgit psychopath takes it toll on your looks.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
This is a costume for a movie role, right? Right? Chris Klein is still in movies, right?
I would not hit it dressed like that, but underneath he's still hot, right?
and let the suri jokes begin in
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