Miley Cyrus Belongs To Mickey Mouse And She Knows It
When the whores at Disney heard the rumor that Miley and Billy Ray wanted out of the "Hannah Montana" show, they probably sent Goofy, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to take care of those hillbillies and set them straight. Because Miley issued a statement today claiming she will stay on the show.
Disney's biggest cash cow said: "I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn't do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way."
That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
Here's Mickey Mouse's slave with her gay boyfriend and her crazy-eyed mommy last night.
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as if she's clean cut ... she'll be whoring herslef soon like vanessa hudgens... and Disney will be hot on her ass to tell her off.
why doesn't Disney choose real people instead of this fame hungry bitches...
but then again what would the world be without them
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Can't stand her- her voice (singing or just plain ol' talking) is wretched.
"Bosh, barnet, wonky-donky."
she BETTER recognize!! disney is like the mob, the only way you leave is in a pine box or in size 6 cement shoes.
http://www.aamyko.com
Check it!
This girl is everything that is wrong with the U.S at the moment, all this Wholesome, promise ring shit, when deep down inside all she wants to do is walk around naked, and suck dick... Disney Cunt.
ARGHH...NO she doesn't no she doesn't no she doesn't!!!!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
HAAAA this guy looks totally uninterested 100% of the time. He never looks at her--she's always looking at him!!
They totally hired this guy to make her not look bad that her Jonas ex is now with Demi or Selena or whoever WHY DO I KNOW THESE PEOPLE????????
The face that these people have the nerve to call themselves Christian is beyond me.
Oh, and Britney DOES have infinitely more talent than this little girl.
I once took a friend's daughter to a Britney Spears' concert back when she was kind of slutty, but it was more in a suggestive way, so it was almost okay for little girls to watch.
Say what you will about her, but when she is on form, there isn't anybody else out there who puts on a show like Britney.
Great dancers have to have a natural appreciation for music. Britney may not be able to write a thesis on musical studies, but her nervous system is processing rythem and timing in much the same way as a classical composer's might.
Anybody who has an appreciation of the human body would recognise that Britney was, at least at one time, remarkably talented.
Unfortch, many disenchanted and lonely housewives have been blinded by their jealousy and the gleam frm the buckle on their Xtra large mom jeans to see what a talent she truely is.
So who don't u all just go back to your catz and breast pmps and hannah montana wit ure kidz and dada -if you evn no who dat is ahhahahahahahahahahahahahH!H!HH!H!!!!!
gotta go now, the fone is rining, probs my gorge and young suitors ready to clime up da tower and take me around the world - if you no what I mean (anal sex)
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyTuxDEaSHo
check this hilarious video out!!!
the thing is that she may never leave Disney, but is rich as hell. By the time she turns 18 she could retire and we all will be working our ass off from 9-5 while she is out shopping.
so haters, stop hating!!!
plus Hannah Montana is so funny, she has great comedic timing and has an electrifying personality.
That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
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Best written re-enactment of a highly plausible real-life scenario EVER.Only someone who was at that meeting could've written that MK.;->
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 23, 2008 - 11:51am.
She has adopted the "Shitney Face", i.e., can't make a normal face when a camera is around.
Amazing.
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And I see she and her mother are both graduates of the Lindsay Lohan School of Walking.
In just 69 easy steps, you too can walk like a prostitute with a vag full of cum and coke!
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That's *Hedley*!
Another talentless piece of shit... Standards are so low anymore...
mickey told her he doesn't care if it a shit storm outside. she better work that tract.
What's with the stupid Duck Lips? this girl is useless. It's sad she's only 15 and acts like a total douche. She's got a long life ahead of her and she's already pissing people off. She better watch out, she may end up like Jlo.
A bit off the topic but I have to say this: I hate those new collection LV denim bags. They look so ugly and cheap.
Miley's boyfriend is HOT! I don't think he is gay. Yes, he hangs out with her for PR but gay, no. I don't think so, unless someone on here has some compromising photos they would like to share. ;-)
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
sometimes I'm a collie too :)
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
She has adopted the "Shitney Face", i.e., can't make a normal face when a camera is around.
Amazing.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I guess Disney put their man eatting blood lusting lawyers on that ass. Billy Ray and Miley would have been lucky to come away with their highlights and hair extensions. When the Disney hit squad or bka team of lawyers. Got through with tweedle dee and tweedle dumb.
She is so beautiful and charming. She is my favorite. Just saw her on the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^S e e k W e a l t h y. C O M^^ ^^^^last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that
site.Is she single now?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 22, 2008 - 10:14pm.
I should just warn you that my milkshake brings all the men to the yard...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-S0Cv_GrEV4
but it is my typing that blows. Edited, srry folks.
Eric Bana rips into Tom Cruise
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySDkIwWHk74
Just coz...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
To snooze through Analyse, them's fightin' ZZZZZZZZZZZZZs.
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Bring it on, sugar tits.
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
RE: Justin Gaston --
Why the hell can't a twenty year old underwear model get a date with a hot chick who's above the age limit for statuatory rape in most states?
Is he really that unaware?
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"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
TITS- Yeah, lots of sex and not a lot of substance last night. I spoiled Sam was a shapeshifter. I visited a fan site and that was his supernatural category... Anyway, he's sometimes a collie...
Mrs. K- I don't remember being recently snarky to your gayelle love interest. In fact, the coke sachets are ready for the big event- Just waiting for the addy... To snooze through Analyse, them's fightin' ZZZZZZZZZZZZZs.
only if the frog is a skunk.
too arcane?
how about 'two solitudes'?
too highbrow?
gotta go grocery shopping, will try not to buy strami, rye and anything with legs.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by TITS on September 22, 2008 - 7:08pm.
only if the frog is a skunk
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Pepe Le Pew?
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by TITS on September 22, 2008 - 7:02pm.
aw fuk no! 2 dancing frogs
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you don't like frogs?
RACIST!!!!!
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by MJF on September 23, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Sandbitch...dig the avie!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
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Heyaaaah - Rock it baby rock it!!!
aw fuk no! 2 dancing frogs and a rueben sammy icon?
this is just too much.
going to set adblocker to block all icons again... you bastards.
hums frog songs
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Sandbitch...dig the avie!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
analyse by thom yorke (the eraser, 2006)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Celebrities use the word "amazing" far too much.
"amazing cast and crew"
"amazing writers"
"amazing best boy"
"amazing caterers"
blah blah blah
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I didn't bring your breakfast, because you didn't eat your din-din!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 23, 2008 - 11:25am.
I can't believe a funny looking, dim witted, no talent fool could be so famous. Ok, enough of Billy Ray, now onto Miley. I can't believe a funny looking, dim witted......
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And it's amazing how far one achy breaky heart and one fertilized ovum can get you in Amurica. Maybe this is the glittering sex filled future of one Sunday Rose Kidman Urban.
ooooh MJF, just ... you... oooooh stop it! just stop it!
like i need those TWO songs stuck in my head. Analyse by Thom isn't even touching those songs.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Gonnaburn - I'll tell you frankly I'm getting a more than a little put off by all the sex and now they're merging sex with violence into one twisted ball. Not liking that at all.
Muted a lot of that ep.
someone said sam was a shapeshifter? am I misremembering? i didn't catch that.
If it weren't for the over the top sex/violence I'd be loving it.
I'll keep watching, but likely for the scenery alone (and to find out what's up with that well groomed junk yard dog).
Great theme song!!
over 17,000 people were downloading it last i checked - fucking amazing.
edit - we're talking about "True Blood" on HBO
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
haha, Miley is Mickey Mouse's bitch! pimp on Mickey, pimp on!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I can't believe a funny looking, dim witted, no talent fool could be so famous. Ok, enough of Billy Ray, now onto Miley. I can't believe a funny looking, dim witted......
Considering that she has a face like a rat, an association with Mickey Mouse is probably in her best interests. And it gives her something to do between fatherly gropings.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
TITS what did youthink of episode 3?
Also- as a Thom Yorke loonie- for reals this time- check this out. It is nothing short of incredible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwSxzdqrxlI
i thought that was an Olsen-troll! is it me or are more & more prostitots all beginning to look the same?
Heya TITS...
*breakin' out the top-hat and cane*
"Everybody do the Michigan Rag
Everybody likes the Michigan Rag
Every Mame and Jane and Ruth
From Weehawken to Duluth
Slide, ride, glide the Michigan
Stomp, romp, pomp the Michigan
Jump, clump, pump the Michigan Rag
That lovin' rag!"
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Paige123 on September 22, 2008 - 6:09pm.
This whole thing of her having an older boyfriend sounds like the whole Bittany thing. I bet her daddy is going to write a tell all book when she is 26. I bet she won't be wearing white at her wedding either.
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OMG! This is just soooow MINT. Britney and I just have sooooooow much in common.
A white dress would leap off my body and jump out the nearest window.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Yuppers - her snearing "what evah" made me angry.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Triscuit? cap 'n crunch hurts your mouth because... take a deep breath... you're older now and your mouth isn't as resilient.
sorry.
edit - same goes for rice crispy squares when you get even older. eat lots now.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
"Miley just doesn't know where to throw the money."
Thats'obvious- She'd get her teefs filed down then.
As for Shitney, I just shake my head and wonder, but Miley's preformance at "Stand up to Cancer" (posted here) and American Idol *shame, I watch that* were just plain ofensive to every struggling artist out there.
This whole thing of her having an older boyfriend sounds like the whole Bittany thing. I bet her daddy is going to write a tell all book when she is 26. I bet she won't be wearing white at her wedding either.
MJF,
"Hello! ma baby,
Hello! ma honey,
Hello! ma ragtime gal,
Send me a kiss by wire,
Baby my heart's on fire!
If you refuse me,
Honey, you'll lose me,
Then you'll be left alone;
oh baby, Telephone
and tell me I'se your own.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 9:03pm.
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It's okay. I have Paris Hilton tattooed on my ass. Her mouth is my anus. I thought that was appropriate.
Gonnaburn, britney's sound engineers, music producers, hired musicians, current manager, current publicist and pshop artists are the ones with 10 times more talent than this latest girl.
Miley just doesn't know where to throw the money.
More and more I'm thinking this girl is managed by her parents.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Miley Cyrus may belong to Mickey, but those "lips" belong to the hemmoroid on my ass.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~