Miley Cyrus Belongs To Mickey Mouse And She Knows It
When the whores at Disney heard the rumor that Miley and Billy Ray wanted out of the "Hannah Montana" show, they probably sent Goofy, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to take care of those hillbillies and set them straight. Because Miley issued a statement today claiming she will stay on the show.
Disney's biggest cash cow said: "I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn't do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way."
That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
Here's Mickey Mouse's slave with her gay boyfriend and her crazy-eyed mommy last night.
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Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 8:55pm.
You got me. It's her clean-cut American appeal, her meritorius parenting skills, her aplomb and pure class in the face of obstacles... NOT a loonie though, not for her. You should SEE my Amy Winehouse and Sienna Miller shrines though.
Is this girl managed by her parents?
No manager worth their salt would have let this get so far.
I bet all the lawyers are happy though.
This girl is getting really bad career advice from her handlers.
~~ Don Rickles rips into Letterman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRc0GaQgGQ
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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LMFFFFFAOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
disney must've threatened to snatch this twit's moonshine distillery if she tried to get out of her contract...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 8:51pm.
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LMFAO!! you're a britlooooooonie!! that was good!
So did they all plan on wearing the color theme of white and black or was it a complete and hilarious coincidence.
"Schulz-crest, out",
Jeez- Speakit, I was just posting an opinion; I'm a slave 4 this site and you hit me baby one more time with your negativity, which may I say is quite toxic. If you hit me baby one more time ,I'll go off and...oops, I did it agian. I must control my anger. I just can't help it; it's Gonnaburn.., bitch!
And I don't think that's a cell phone in her bf's pocket, i bet its his dick.. And her cooch is square like an ATM machine.. Benefits Disney as well, Like a cash machine.. Moooo Feed that cow.. Poke that piggy..
ok, gotta go.. moooo
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
fucking asshole Crunch.
Hi Guys*waving*!!
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Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 5:38pm.
I feel for you. I remember Cap'n Crunch shredding the roof of my mouth.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 22, 2008 - 8:38pm.
Just an opinion: Wonder how many time, Disney has paid for abortions for this lil chick..
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LOL! I'm thinking they have their own clinic.
Cap'n Crunch used to rip the insides of your mouth up.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
@Triscuit: I hear you. Cap'n Crunch is something I'd go back to for a treat and I'd be right pissed if they changed it. Especially if it gets soggy. Soggy cereal is a no-no!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Triscuit, YES, Mr Crunch would fuck up the roof of your mouf for days, and the taste was ooo so good.. Now they up the price, and down the taste. Ho hum!!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 8:38pm.
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Hey girrrllll! ♥
Yep, I noticed the same thing. It sucked when I was a kid and had lost some baby teeth. Gum shredders!!
I think they made them more puffed or something.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 7:23pm.
DListed Poll:
Who deserves a beat down more
Miley Cyrus
or 7 y/o car stealin' hood rat...
Discuss....
Both of 'em! But only if I can do it like this....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bit9YxtTamY
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Meth Face Mom Montana
Just an opinion: Wonder how many time, Disney has paid for abortions for this lil chick..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Miley and Possum Hair Pappy should thank God for Disney giving this snaggled toothed twit undeserved fame and fortune.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Sorry this is totally random...Has anyone eaten Cap'n Crunch lately?
Well I am having some right now and I swear this shit is different.Remember Cap'n Crunch being so hard it would,like fucking HURT your gums(and stayed crunchy in milk)ha!Not so much anymore.
Fucking Cap'n.assholes.what did they do to it?It is not crunchy anymore.It has been 5 fucking seconds in my bowl w/milk and it is fucking soggy.
I'm pissed.
sorry
end of rant
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Is she like the highest paid hooker in HWood right now?
What a lil skank! yep, that's about all I have to say!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:13pM
I am getting that nasty, metal tasing pre-puke spit in my mouth as I sit here typing this, but Britney has 10 times more talent than this twit.
*HHHUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLL*
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hahahaha! I'm gonna sign you up for Brit's fan club. You're drinking a frap right now and listening to Toxic, don't lie!
I like Toxic, btw. I can't help it. It's grooooovy.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Tough call. Both have shitty parents/guardians. I vote to beatdown Miley. Latarian may be redeemable.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Triscuit on September 22, 2008 - 7:23pm.
*rummages through closet, looking for rocket launcher- will that help? :)*
And why are her mom's eyes so close together? If Ii look too long at her it makes me aquint
Boyfriend is pretty cute...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 8:23pm.
DListed Poll:
Who deserves a beat down more
Miley Cyrus
or 7 y/o car stealin' hood rat...
Discuss....
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I think the 7 y/o car stealin' hood rat should give Miley the beat down. In turn, she fights back and kicks.his.ass.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
She kinda looks like DOnald Duck in that main pic. She is in no way attractive. BLAH
Tiger, I would prefer if you would eat BOTH of them. Rat and chipmunk stew. Mmmmm.
I know, I know... But I am baffeled at her success. Being kind here: mildly charming tween show, eh...nice hair?? See? I am drawing a blank. I posted earlier, her voice is painful, yet her show sell out in minutes.
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Submitted by evolutionkisses on September 23, 2008 - 10:04am.
i think that its really gross that that 20 year old man is fucking her
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Honey, I couldnt agree with you more! I should be fucking that 20 year old man. What does he see in her (besides a twat and mini-ninnies)?
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
DListed Poll:
Who deserves a beat down more
Miley Cyrus
or 7 y/o car stealin' hood rat...
Discuss....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Not going there. However, Brit hasn't released anything for awhile. Her loonies are desperate.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:13pm.
She can't sing, her songs suck. How is she making money? TELLLL MEEEE, cuz I wanna do it.
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Britneyloonies who needs a fix.
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ohhhh... so it's an untalented hillbilly thing. I'M IN!!
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on September 22, 2008 - 5:22pm.
Not going there. However, Brit has released anything for awhile. Her loonies are desperate.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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What the hell does a 20 yr old see in a 15 yr old? I could see if she at least had boobies to make her appear more "womanly"...creepy
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 8:15pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:13pM
I am getting that nasty, metal tasing pre-puke spit in my mouth as I sit here typing this, but Britney has 10 times more talent than this twit.
*HHHUUUURRRRRRLLLLLLL*
Oh, fuck Milley or Miley or whatever the fuck her name is - but GIMME THAT BOYFRIEND! I'll make a man outta him in about a 1/2 hour. And I mean a man who can take anything.
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"Oh, really? Did she like it?"
"I just love being a whore - you meet the most fascinating paint salesmen and curtain-rod manufacturers!"
Submitted by speakit on September 22, 2008 - 5:13pm.
She can't sing, her songs suck. How is she making money? TELLLL MEEEE, cuz I wanna do it.
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Britneyloonies who needs a fix.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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She can't sing, her songs suck. How is she making money? TELLLL MEEEE, cuz I wanna do it.
i think that its really gross that that 20 year old man is fucking her
Submitted by _fail_ on September 22, 2008 - 4:57pm.
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ROTFLMAO.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by Sashas_minion25 on September 22, 2008 - 7:56pm.
I'm so sick of this chick! Fall from grace already!
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O, but their like zombies...they never die!!! They're always there, somehow. It's quite disturbing.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Does she have any idea how retarded she looks with those stupid balloon lips?
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Don't dream it... BE it!
"I am fully committed to [running out the string because I signed a deal with the devil]. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to [rip off] so many people [with bogus Hannah Montana paraphernalia]. I couldn't [rob preteens blind] [in any other country but America, where publicity trumps talent]. We have a [shit for brains] cast that is [incredibly jealous of my success, and I will off any one of them if they cross me], including my dad who [scored a big hit with they most inane song EVER recorded, and] has been there for me every step [to the bank]."
I'm so sick of this chick! Fall from grace already!
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sit yo ass down!
Never been forced to watch anything this kid has done. Don't think she's pretty and I'm guessing she's about as talented as her no-talent father. This makes me feel old but I see pics like this and wonder what in hell these mothers think when they let their young daughters go out in "dresses" with hems that barely conceal their crotches. Show a little leg if you want...but c'mon....
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on September 22, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 4:34pm.
OFF TOPIC: Is that one of your relatives terrorizing Galveston?
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I don't know nothin' 'bout that shit a'ight? *shredding all receipts from Galveston*...Now if you will excuse my beauty, I have some Texas chili simmering on the stove...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
She is so fucking that guy ...
Submitted by Salem13 on September 22, 2008 - 5:43pm.
Oh man I was in the car with my sister listening to the radio (only time I listen) and, her song came on I found my self like it, and then the part were she says "oh shes just being Miley" came on I felt so embarrassed.
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It's funny because that line from the song would come to my head every time whorish pictures of her would turn up on Dlisted. =D
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08