Miley Cyrus Belongs To Mickey Mouse And She Knows It
When the whores at Disney heard the rumor that Miley and Billy Ray wanted out of the "Hannah Montana" show, they probably sent Goofy, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to take care of those hillbillies and set them straight. Because Miley issued a statement today claiming she will stay on the show.
Disney's biggest cash cow said: "I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn't do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way."
That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
Here's Mickey Mouse's slave with her gay boyfriend and her crazy-eyed mommy last night.
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I hate this little trout-mouth bitch.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
A gal at work defends the chipmunk, saying that her 6 y/o loves the music and it's more positive and vanilla than the other crap on the radio. She feels it's safe. Anyhoot- I saw her on that stand up to cancer group song and it was seriously the worst (famous preformer) voice I have ever heard. Dying possum bad! Her last concert had people sleeping outside of Giant Eagle to get in line to buy tickets. They were sold out in 7 minutes! WTF? Can't they find someone who can sing to pretend to be a pop star. Seriously, this must be an Andy Kaufman style joke...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 22, 2008 - 4:34pm.
OFF TOPIC: Is that one of your relatives terrorizing Galveston?
ON TOPIC: Please don't blame Mickey ... to much. We would have found out about this prostiteen (she's aging) anyway. After all, there's Nickelodeon ... where we've been exposed to Jamie Lynn, the other prostiteen.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Oh man I was in the car with my sister listening to the radio (only time I listen) and, her song came on I found my self like it, and then the part were she says "oh shes just being Miley" came on I felt so embarrassed.
She looks like the missing third Olsen twin in that main photo the way she's smooshed her nose down and pressed her lips out like that.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
I'm with yioooooo & Albatross, why look at a 15 year old girl from a questionable gene pool, when I can gaze upon that tender boy-meat? I guess it makes me a dirty old lady, since I'm old enough to be his granny in Appalacia. Oh well, my mom always says, "A thing of beauty is a joy forever".
I always say, "Men are all babies, so you might as well get yourself a fresh one!"
After my divorce from my first husband, (who was 8 years older than me), I dated a couple of guys 7-8 years younger. By dating, I think you all know what I mean. The sex was great, but partying at the frat house, or dining with someone who orders milk with his meal, or still lives at home, have their downsides!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I bet this little twit has at least once threatened hillbilly ma and pa with emancipation, and that's why they let her do whatever - and whoever - she wants. They don't want to lose their cash chipmunk.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Ok, so - I have a friend who's going through this. Her daughter's turning 15 this year and she's got a facebook (Mom's got all the passwords) and she and her friends pose like this for pics all the time. She said it's always 2 poses the self-shot (camera way up)...and the more girls you can fit in there the better, with that serious slutty look OR with their tongues hanging out.
She makes a habit of reminding her daughter about mono and menengitis and pedos. Every once in a while her kid's facebook has a message to pedos to fuck off. Usually just like that because she's urban like that...
But, her mom remembers, as do I, being younger and first feeling like a sexual being and noticing the way boys start behaving and wanting to learn about how that works. Wanting to feel that weird power that you possess and possesses you at the same time....
Anyhow, it seems to be a weird balance of acceptance and caution...at least her kid's not having sex, and has clear boundaries...she just has those cuz that's how she feels - it makes sense cuz her mom is particular like that too.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 22, 2008 - 4:03pm.
when, oh when will the duck-billed Cyruspus be rendered extinct?
Hahaha. Not very soon it looks like. Mickeys got his 4 fingered grip so tight on Miley that she'd be a complete bimbo to give this gig up. Oh wait , she is a bimbo...nevermind then.
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Prostitot and her "boyfriend" look absolutely ridiculous together. It looks like he was forced to take his little sister to the movies.
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Oh Snap! Mickey owned you asses! Go Mickey, go Mickey, it's ya birfday...Wait that fuckin' mouse turd is the reason we even know who this prostitot is...Die Mickey, die Mickey, it's ya deaf day....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Wouldn't it have been nice to be in that meeting? Or to be one of the executives that gave Miley her talking-to?
"It's what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people." It looks like she's OVERreaching with those trout lips. Why do females insist on posing with their lips pursed out like a hemrroided anus??
And this girl is fifteen? FIFTEEN? She looks more used up than I do, and that's saying a lot. ;)
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 22, 2008 - 6:56pm. "Honestly, what "Christian" parents would let their 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?"
The same kind who would allow her to pose for whorish webcam photos, make a questionable magazine layout, play hardball with the company putting food on her table and go to church dressing like a slut in a Whitesnake video.
That kind of "Christian" parents.
Hannah Montana is on my TV right now.
*looks for a shot gun*
Mickey is the biggest pimp of them all.
MK, I'm gonna go thru a sex change operation, only to have sex with you....
*Angels with silver wings shoudn't know suffering*
I can SO picture Mickey saying all that.
And then I can picture him sitting back later, with Hugh Hefner, grumbling about "them Disney bitches" over a scotch and a cigar....
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
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LMFAO!!!!
This post killed me. Fucking hilarious. =D
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."
OMG Mickey Fucking Mouse hahah!
She must realize that once he leaves that show she has nothing. Remember Miley two words, Hilary Duff.
She has Chip & Dale cheeks and Donald & Daisy lips. Not cute. At all.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on September 22, 2008 - 4:03pm.
when, oh when will the duck-billed Cyruspus be rendered extinct?
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ROTFLMAO *tears steaming down cheeks* *snorting chortle*
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"That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE"
Buahahaha!
On another note, why is she purposefully making those weird faces with her lips? Epic fail.
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Beauty's only a light switch away.
statutory rape?
why is it ok if you're famous? all of the disney girls are whores. should be showing her snatch in 3, 2...
"Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
omg LMAO :D
(she should work for Donald Duck with those lips QUACK!)
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 23, 2008 - 8:56am.
Honestly, what "Christian" parents would let their 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?
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Christianity is flexible like that. And the sex is so much naughtier.
when, oh when will the duck-billed Cyruspus be rendered extinct?
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"Calling a mantra with a blade in the skin,
for the demons within.
I feel the pain is the death and decay,
but the lesson never fades away."
Her mom is just the purdiest mom in the bar!
And you know she's about 2 Bartles and Jaymes coolers away from hitting on Miley's boyfriend.
"That's right. Homegirl knows who's putting supper on the table: MICKEY FUCKING MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, "Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!"
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank God I swallowed my pepsi before reading that.
Miley is an unattractive little girl.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Honestly, what "Christian" parents would let their 15 year-old daughter date a 20 year-old?
Money hungry redneck hypocrites.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Her boyfirend is twenty and she's fifteen. And, mom and pop Cyrus let him spend the night.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Jamie Lynn redux?
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OMG....how that guy must feel to be with a girl who needs a damn chaperone. He's like 20 and she's like ILLEGAL!!!
lol@prostitot
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
This fug twit ought to be licking Mickey's balls thanking him for giving her a job that 10 million other fug twits would kill to have, and are probably 10,000 times more qualified than her. UNGRATEFUL TIMES!!!!
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
The faces that she makes are not pretty but she then again she is not pretty or hot , The gay boyfriend on the other hand is so fuckable
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
It's Disney's current omnipresent and multimillion marketing of Hannah Montana what keeps basic cable children buying the crap with her chromosome-missing mug plastered over it..... once it's gone, so is she and her achy-breaky pimp.
Anyprostitot, she is soooo going to end up in porn.
Who cares about Chipmunk Cheeks - I wanna see more of the boyfriend!!! *drool*
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