Oh, The Sun!
What in The Sims hell is this fuckery?! The Sun has published these two pictures of Brit Brit and claim the label is using them to promote her first single "Womanizer." I am 99.999999% sure this shit was fan made. If I'm wrong, you can force feed me a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool-Aid crust.
The Sun writes:
Britney's bosses are using these shots to promote her comeback single Womaniser, though they've been more successful at promoting the wonders of computer wizardry.Dressed in sexy leather dominatrix gear and holding a whip, the singer is pictured leaning over a scantily-clad hunk.
I've seen Cheeto puffs that are thicker than Brit Brit's ankles in these pictures. She looks like a Ty Ty Banks and Claudia Schiffer hybrid. I pray to the Frapp gods that these are real! As the kids say, they bring the LULZ. That was hard to type.
In other Cheeto news, Brit Brit's single was supposed to come out yesterday, but the label has pushed it back a week for more "tweaking." It will be released on September 29th. If you can't wait that long, just listen to the robotic voice on your answer machine that tells you how many messages you have. Brit's single is probably going to sound something like that.
UPDATE: According to Breathe Heavy, this shit is definitely fan made using old Brit Brit photos. Oh well. I might eat a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool Aid crust anyway.
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Why even put this out? It isn't even her?
My head is spinning from the media fuckery.
Submitted by TITS on September 23, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Speakit, NO ONE want's to see her 'fucking face'.... again.
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Ha! She totally burps when she has an orgasm. Cheetofrapp breath!
That looks more like Avril Lavigne! In Grand Theft Auto!
Submitted by amye1978 on September 23, 2008 - 12:12pm.
Lucifer_Sam is right. They photoshopped Brit's head on to Tyty's body.
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Or painted a reasonable facsimile of Brit's head on to TyTy's body to be more exact...
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I would prefer she was dressed like that and straddling a priest (with a snake coming out of his cassock) for a promo pic.
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The first picture is great, because I've always wanted to know what would happen if Jamie Spears and Tina Knowles bumped chochas.
How in God's name did they expect us to buy that Britney Spears now has Gisele's body and Jordan's face?
Lucifer_Sam is right. They photoshopped Brit's head on to Tyty's body.
Mediatakeout.com has the pictures side by side comparison.
Brit's old photos and hours of photoshopping. That's, like, cartoon fantasy Britney.
ANYHICK: Wow, that was superfast.
See, I think she's got a contract for so many albums and she's gotta just fulfill it so they can kick her the fuck out.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Okie!
"pinches your ass"
seriously, that picture is fucking horrible
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the voices in her weave.. bwwaaaaa!!!!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
It might be half way descent if the hair was a bit desheveled or ratty looking, but this is waaay way way waaay wwwaaay way off..
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Speakit, NO ONE want's to see her 'fucking face'.... again.
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O my jeez louise, she really could be anybody!
Can't they, at least, pick somebody healthy???
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Somewhere Shitney is looking at it and saying,
"I don't what y'all are talking about, it looks just like me."
And by "y'all", they would be the voices in her weave.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Holy Queen of Delusions!! Maybe that's what she lloks like in her feeble lil mind.....
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Submitted by islandgirl on September 23, 2008 - 8:59am.
I saw that and thought, "Since when is Debbie Gibson into S&M?"
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 11:57am.
This is why you don't let your Braz dolls smoke meth.
and, like shittney ever had long graceful arms like those. fuck.
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Bwahahahah.. Brats on meth. That is exactly what this is.. Oh you! *points* Funny, you!
Fan made? It was fan made. HOLY GODDAMN DELUSIONAL!
I think the Britards are even more fucked up than the Brangeloonies.
Never in her entire life has this twat had long lean legs. She's short and stumpy. Can't change genetics. Even in her hayday she had thick, muscular legs.
Give me a god damn fucking break with this fuckey!
My Rotisserie Chicken Tan Barbie had legs like that.
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That looks like some creepy Anime shit. Ugh.
OMG her arms, they are like lil stick men.. this is hilarious shit! fuckery!
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
I hope spencer and heidi don't see these and get ideas.
Well not like they'd have a honest to dog idea, more like a faint buzzing noise.
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The body in that photo belongs to Tyra Banks, and was used in promos for ANTM 10 last year.
Britney's calves are at least 20x larger than the ones in that photo.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K
Ashley Tisdale with two black eyes is more like it.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I saw that and thought, "Since when is Debbie Gibson into S&M?"
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
I saw this earlier. I love it ha. It looks like Ty and Beyonce hardcore. Britney gone black, yall. Uh but are they seriously using this to promote? Even though its fan made? Please let them.
This is why you don't let your Braz dolls smoke meth.
and, like shittney ever had long graceful arms like those. fuck.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Do people actually swallow this shit and believe it?
Good luck to 'em, I guess.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
at least in the second pic you can recognize it's her.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Ha...my hubby is 6'5" and his legs arent that long....lol.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
That first picture is Beyonce's wig from 2004, Ron Perlman's face from Beauty and the Beast, a mannequin's body and Posh's legs photoshopped to have muscle tone.
Thank god the execs are THAT delusional.
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That's *Hedley*!
Holy fuck, batman, don't know who that is but last time bitch was that skinny she was in sixth grade.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
WHAT IS THE POINT? we know it's not her!! Jiminy Christmas, I'm 5'11" and my legs aren't that long!
wtf? Brit's 6'5" now?
HAHAHA! I thought it was Perry Farrells wife again...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran
so then this is a bunch of previously photoshopped pictures of her all melted together and re-shopped.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 23, 2008 - 10:46am
Glad to see I wasn't the only one getting a Beyonce vibe from that pic.
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I thought it was a photoshopped Beyonce.
hahaha "robotic voice on my answering machine"
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No, I will not believe they stretched her into a Bratz doll...
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I thought it was Kimberly with added extensions from The Pussy Cat Dollsor a stretch for Aubrey ho'day
UPDATE: According to Breathe Heavy, this shit is definitely fan made using old Brit Brit photos. Oh well. I might eat a bowl of wet Cheetos and Kool Aid crust anyway.
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Well, where did they get the legs from then? Gisele Buttchin's website?
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Can someone explain to me what is going on with the arms!?
What is the point of making people not even RESEMBLE themselves for... do they think people are THAT stupid?
Maybe, after she's been dead for 2-3 months, she could possibly have limbs that thin? But not in this life!
That's just not the body of a 3-Frap-a-Day kind of gal.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Looks like a poster for the freak shows of the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus.
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barbie legs and shit man!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
If I remember correctly, bitch has canckles
Those are like supermodel legs and stuff
Terrible
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LOL this is so funny Brit Brit has never looked that thin
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
omg, WTF is it?
Photoshop just committed suicide.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I thought it was beyonce too!!!! and WTF is up with her legs...have Mariah's retouchers been working for Brit now??? Those guys need a serious reality check.
Oh...and the 2nd picture is better. but not by much.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
It looks like Ashley tissdale(sp?)