Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Cruella de Stone Will Have The Last Laugh!

A judge in California has ruled that Cruella de Stone will no longer share joint custody of her son Roan with her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. Cruelle has lost joint custody and Phil has been granted sole physical custody.

In October 2004, the court gave Phil and Cruella joint custody of Roan. Cruella recently filed papers asking for changes to the arrangement, but she still wanted to keep joint custody. Entertainment Tonight reports that the court denied her requests because she "failed to meet her burden of proof." Whatever that means.

The judge said that the ruling is permanent unless circumstances change.

Phil and Cruella were married in 1998. They adopted Roan in 2000. They divorced in 2004. Cruella also adopted two other sons, Laird Vonne Stone and Quinn Kelly. Roan, Laird and Quinn? They sound like characters in "The Legend of Zelda."

You better believe that Cruella isn't going to let this go! Nobody screws with her and gets away with hit. She's probably on the phone with the grouchy Komodo dragon that bit off Phil's big toe! She wants that mean old Komodo dragon to strike again!

On second thought, that Komodo dragon was probably made into a purse for Cruella shortly after he chomped off Phil's toe, but she'll get her revenge somehow!

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karen's picture

i can totally see her being just like ginger in casino.... don't really like sharon stone, but man, was she awesome in casino! loved her in total recall, with arnie...."consider this a divorce".......classic!!!!

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Ew! Well, if that's her tongue she's a lizard! Ack!

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I don't think those are dentures, but what we are seeing is a shadow. I seriously doubt she would get dentures when dental implants are affordable enough. She is way too vain for the chance of cheap dentures to fall out at inopportune times.

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Submitted by lizzieb on September 24, 2008 - 7:07am.

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False teeth- argh- not even the stuck on ones like all slebs have but ones with a PLATE.
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EW! I din't notice that at first!

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False teeth- argh- not even the stuck on ones like all slebs have but ones with a PLATE. That is so vile. I have a full blown phobia of false teeth.

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 23, 2008 - 5:56pm.
I agree w/ MJF on the adoption scrutiny. It just seems like H'wood types snap up babies all the time: AJ, Rosie O'Donnell, Meg Ryan, Edie Falco.
They all do it so fast - they must have some powerful & pricey adoption lawyers on their payroll.

How though? OK good lawyers can help but they can't change the law. Why can normal families wait years and slebs get first dibs? Mind you she bought these boys didn't she? Wasn't there a surrogate? God. And as for the comments from 'dimples'- you're kidding right? AJ is the worst of the lot and one day will lose custody to Bradley.

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No coins, please.

Actually, the komodo dragon that bit Bronstein was relocated to the Memphis Zoo; they renamed the dragon Kevin or Jeff or something so the stigma wouldn't follow him. Hilarious, but true.

cookiepuss's picture

I just can't get over how perfect and filling free her teeth are!

That is all.

I always wondered how she got those kids in the first place. I feel sorry for the other two.

The kid would have been better off being raised by the Komodo dragon than by this crazy bitch.

The judge probably granted daddy custody to spare Roan from the inevitable schoolyard taunts about mommy flashing her no-no for Michael Douglas.

Good for Dad for getting custody. I get the impression Sharon wanted to relocate with the kid. So many mothers with custody think they can do this shit to supposedly better themselves.

Isn't she like 50 or something? I would bet she has a wrinkled up old cuny that looks like a plum. Yuck!

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Dimples on September 23, 2008 - 3:20pm

You're kidding, right?

*eye roll and a pfffft...*

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KA's picture

I feel really bad for that poor kid. A kid needs stable parents. Not some crazy nutjob like her.

Hekki's picture

There is probably so much more to the story, and we will never know, because her ex has probably used his influence to hush up the details to protect the kid.

I bet Bronfman is cursing his little head right about now, for getting involved with that silo-sized basket of crazy.

Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 12:54pm.
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Why hasn't Angelina lost custody of her kids?

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Different situation. With the Jolie-Pitts both parents are traveling & not just to movie sets but to help around the world & bringing the kids to their native countries. Which is pretty cool that they'll know where they came from.
Those kids are getting a different kind of education.

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Submitted by Hekki on September 23, 2008 - 2:46pm.

Oh, I forgot about Joan C. Hopefully, these little boys are treated well. Not sure what's going on in this case w/ the oldest though.
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Like she even remembers she has kids. They're nothing but accessories for her.

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Submitted by Flatsy: "It's interesting that she only adopts boys."

Verrrry interesting. She doesn't want the "competition". Isn't that kind of what happened with Joan and Christina Crawford? She was nice to the brother, but made Christina's life hell? I bet Madonna is like that, too. It's a shame.

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I'm betting she lost custody for a few reasons. She is a selfish narcissist and there are probably lots of stories about emotional and physical neglect coming from nannies and other employees. Bronstein is probably offering a greater deal of stability and sanity.

And I bet you ANYTHING she missed court appearances and blew off court orders because she thinks the rules don't apply to her. You do NOT want to piss off a judge. And the family court judges are pretty good at spotting crazies.

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Dont feel like she should have adopted 3 freaking kids. I mean I can stick my finger in my butt anytime I want but that doesnt make it's right...or does it...I mean I could do it on the sly like under my desk when no one's watching....
He's prolly better off with the Dad, and I should stop talking :)
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"failed to meet her burden of proof."

WTF does that mean anyway?
This was in Criminal court?
I don't understand.

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Capitanne's picture

What kind of white trash sold her cute blond baby boys to a 50-year-old Hollywood divorcee and nutjob when there were thousands of nice couples desperate to adopt? Heartless and evil.

KD's picture

Somebody please tell me: am I looking at the back edge of her dentures in that pic?? Because it seriously looks like that!

I have a loony aunt and uncle who went to somewhere in Latin America to get ALL their teeth pulled because they think the teeth is where bacteria thrive and spread illness to the body. I think they read it somewhere. Yes, sickness comes from the head, but you have to move up a little from the teeth. *rolls eyes*

Ya know Sherry already has another woman knocked up with her kid. Sharry loves buying cute kids. Maybe the father is more stable and can take care of the boy better than Stone.

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speakit, she got some bad press, because she was in a restaurant eating, and had left the baby in the car outside the restaurant......don;t remember the details....

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Sharon Stone is certifiable nut case.

She needs a mink straight jacket.

luckycharms's picture

What I want to know is how she lost custody. That's what I'm real interested in. You have to be a major fuck up and mess to have a child taken away from a mother. I'm not even sure Britney was deserving of that.

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The courts take your kids away if she has some mental instability. I'm glad Roan is with his dad. This broad is nuts and the older she gets..the crazier she becomes.

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OXA's picture

Roan was adopted when she lived in San Francisco with her husband. I believe that in the former custody arrangement, the child spent 6 months with each parent. That is really tough on a kid and maybethe order was changed so the kid can stay in school, keep his friends and have stability.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 23, 2008 - 1:00pm.
maybe the "burden of proof" is related to the leaving teh child in the car incident, while she was in London.....? (a ways back?)

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You mean a narcissitic bed-hopping, pill-popping drunk Hollywood psychopath doesn't make a good mother? I'll be damned.

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Snow, Oh shit! might as well pay for extra cost shipping on that too..

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you can tell this woman is batshit crazy. margaret cho tells a funny story about her.

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OKIE: you can have mine, it's still sitting here on my desk....do you want me to PAY FOR EXPIDITED SHIPPING!?!?!?!?!?!? LOL
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maybe the "burden of proof" is related to the leaving teh child in the car incident, while she was in London.....? (a ways back?)

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LoLo.. Bwahahahaaa.. I'm fiffty! LMAO!!!

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Snow, Speaking of Pigpen palace, I haven't been able to find that fuckign magazine anywhere, i wanted to read it, find out the details, but nope, no one has it. ho hum! (th one about Jolie & toothpaste etc)

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I keep expecting this old ho to do a kick, a split and then yell, "IIIIIIMMMMMMMMM FIFTY!"

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Cruella de Stone... That cracks me up every fucking time.

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It is weird that my mom is only 5 years older than Sharon. Yet my mom is a Grandma and all her children are 30 or older. And Sharon's kids are all under 9.

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snowpiece - I love your avie.

It's interesting that she only adopts boys.
I agree w/ MJF on the adoption scrutiny. It just seems like H'wood types snap up babies all the time: AJ, Rosie O'Donnell, Meg Ryan, Edie Falco.
They all do it so fast - they must have some powerful & pricey adoption lawyers on their payroll.
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Submitted by Dimples on September 23, 2008 - 8:50am.
She may have adopted the other 2 kids after her divorce. Roan was adopted by her & her then husband. He probably has no legal ties to the other kids.

And it doesn't mean she was a bad parent. Maybe living with the father is a more stable enviroment for the child. No traveling & going to different schools. The child shouldn't be the one having to sacrifice his life for the parents career.
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her eyes are so red, she must have been crying because she lost her bebe, just like Britney!
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Submitted by zomay on September 23, 2008 - 12:46pm.
Are those dentures?

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*takes teeth from soaking cup* You mean these?? Why yes, they are dentures.. hah, j/k. But they do look like dent's on her, huh?? espec from the side..

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I just want to know what the hell is going on in her mouth in the picture. It looks like she's got false teeth or something.

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She may have adopted the other 2 kids after her divorce. Roan was adopted by her & her then husband. He probably has no legal ties to the other kids.

And it doesn't mean she was a bad parent. Maybe living with the father is a more stable enviroment for the child. No traveling & going to different schools. The child shouldn't be the one having to sacrifice his life for the parents career.

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thanks ME and Flatsy. They are younger than I imagined, how sad, she never seemed like the motherly type to me!
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Snowy, Her kids ages are Roan 8 yrs, Lairs is 4 or 5 I think and Quinn is maybe 2???