Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Cruella de Stone Will Have The Last Laugh!

A judge in California has ruled that Cruella de Stone will no longer share joint custody of her son Roan with her ex-husband Phil Bronstein. Cruelle has lost joint custody and Phil has been granted sole physical custody.

In October 2004, the court gave Phil and Cruella joint custody of Roan. Cruella recently filed papers asking for changes to the arrangement, but she still wanted to keep joint custody. Entertainment Tonight reports that the court denied her requests because she "failed to meet her burden of proof." Whatever that means.

The judge said that the ruling is permanent unless circumstances change.

Phil and Cruella were married in 1998. They adopted Roan in 2000. They divorced in 2004. Cruella also adopted two other sons, Laird Vonne Stone and Quinn Kelly. Roan, Laird and Quinn? They sound like characters in "The Legend of Zelda."

You better believe that Cruella isn't going to let this go! Nobody screws with her and gets away with hit. She's probably on the phone with the grouchy Komodo dragon that bit off Phil's big toe! She wants that mean old Komodo dragon to strike again!

On second thought, that Komodo dragon was probably made into a purse for Cruella shortly after he chomped off Phil's toe, but she'll get her revenge somehow!

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From hollywood.com, Roan is 8, Laird is 3 and Quinn is 2. She adopted the last two on her own.

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I'm sorry but when you become a mom, YOU SLOW THE FUCK DOWN & SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KID(S)! Especially if you adopted. It's not like any of the children were a surprise. What a selfish bitch. I would imagine that, like every small child, Roan would really like a mommy to cuddle with him & tickle him & read to him & tell him how much she loves him & how proud she is of him.
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Are those dentures?

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On February 14, 1998, she married Phil Bronstein, executive editor of the San Francisco Examiner and later San Francisco Chronicle. Stone and Bronstein were divorced in January 2004, after he had suffered a severe heart attack. They have an adopted son named Roan Joseph Bronstein, born on May 22, 2000. She also adopted her second son, Laird Vonne Stone on May 7, 2005. On June 28, 2006, Stone adopted her third son, Quinn Kelly.

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Okie, the movie Sharon Stone was in where her character had the face cream was "Cat Woman" with Halle Berry as the catwoman and Sharon the villianess.
OT: Usually you have to be batshit crazy for a judge to pull custody from a mother.

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I hope there are already legal guardians appointed for the younger two (she adopted them as a single parent) cuz I'd hate to see them end up in foster care.

Maybe the older one didn't like her having a boyfriend who was so close in age to him...?

So many qvestions....

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Wow. She lost joint custody of her son? I guess she failed to meet her burden of proof that she ever spent any time with him. Poor kid. At least his dad's rich.

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Wow, it's almost impossible for dads to get sole custody. what the fuck did she do.....

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I'm still googling, but so far I have found this article from 2006. Still doesn't say what happened after to make her lose custody all together.

HOLLYWOOD - Basic Instinct star Sharon Stone will reportedly lose custody of her five-year-old son for a year under an unusual agreement with ex-husband, Phil Bronstein.

A mediator in the couple's custody case hammered out a new agreement in November, stating that their adopted son, Roan, will spend one year with one parent and then the next year with the other, according to tabloid the Star.

The annual custody switch will continue for the next four years until the agreement is reviewed again.

Stone is shooting five films back-to-back this year and Bronstein felt the toddler would be better off staying at his home and attending school regularly, rather than traveling to various film sets.

Roan will be living in San Francisco, California, where his father is editor-in-chief of the San Francisco Chronicle newspaper.

Stone has another son, eight-month old Laird, whom she adopted after divorcing Bronstein.

http://www.hollywood.com/news/Stone_Loses_Custody_of_Son_/3479478

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How can they take her kid away from her? Obviously she's not unfit if she can still have the other 2. And when did Sharon become Britney? I never see anything bad about her in the papers (unless you count her slaughter of innocent animals).

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Lard.. What was that one movie she was in, and there was taht one part, she was in a high storied building and that guy slapped her across the face. but she was Strong due to the face cream she was using? Sh looked pretty good in that, didn't she?/ I mean, not now, but then?? a little help??

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Submitted by MJF on September 23, 2008 - 5:22pm.
I'd like to know what brilliant organization keeps giving her more kids when she can't even keep the one she has?

Well she has only just lost custody but I see what you mean. If she is an unfit mother- and that's not an easy thing to get labelled, you have to put the hours in- how come social services isn't looking into the others? I mean, you can't be one third of an unfit mum can you? What on earth did she do?
In another answer to your question- Brangelina. If that mad bitch can adopt anything is possible.

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Her ex is a reporter/editor, isn't he? He knows how to dig up dirt. But I wanna know what the ho did to get her kid taken away? Or was this all a ruse because she's tired of playing mom. Is she working on kicking the other two to the curb?

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how old are these kids?
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Wow! What did she do to lose custody?

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She probably subjected the kid to watching her skin minks in the backyard.

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Where the fuck have I been I had no idea she had 3 kids? I knew about Roan but the not other two. How come she lost custody of one and not the other two?

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Pathetic.
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Uff....that's always rough when the mom loses custody.

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Maybe she made him watch her cootch shot from "Basic Instinct". That is cruel and unusual punishment.

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Submitted by miso-horny on September 23, 2008 - 8:22am.
Wow what happened there? For the dad to get sole physical custody some serious shit must of went down.

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Hi Miso! Exactly, something else had to have happened. They don't completely take away custody just because she was petitioning to change the arrangement.

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Submitted by miso-horny on September 23, 2008 - 12:22pm.
Wow what happened there? For the dad to get sole physical custody some serious shit must of went down.

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you bet. so what about the other boys? I guess she adopted them after she divorced, so Phil has no say in the matter. I hope Phil spills the beans!

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what evil did sharon do to lose custody? that's some bad ish...well anyways, she will pay some poor girl money to birth her another child to replace the one she lost...
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What did she do to lose custody? Skin the kid and wear him as a hat?
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I'd like to know what brilliant organization keeps giving her more kids when she can't even keep the one she has? There are so many couples out there dying to adopt and being subjected to such rigid scrutiny. There's no way in hell she's being held to the same standards as the rest of us!

If she didn't have that damned komodo dragon in her corner, I'd totally kick her ass.

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Wow what happened there? For the dad to get sole physical custody some serious shit must of went down.

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'burden of proof' for what? What did she need to prove? Loser.