Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This house needs a visit from Molly Maids....or Hazmat - Houston Imports
Shannon Elizabeth squeegees her own car. She's just like us! - Hollywood Tuna
Megan Fox's dress is wet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Diora Baird is doing this wrong - IDLYITW
She's also playing the Orion Slave Girl in the new "Star Trek" movie - Egotastic!
Delusional Kristin Davis won't get out of bed for less than $100k - Lainey Gossip
Will Young is the worst gay person ever. I thought I had already that title. - Towleroad
JLo and Skeletor terrorize Greece - Popsugar
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" is looking rough - Just Jared
Globetrotter Dog Vs. Stealth Kitty - Cityrag
This is what happens when Mimi acts as her own manager - Hollywood Rag
An agoraphobic's guide to dumpster diving.
but there's a bucket and cleaning supples in there. was the spray nozzle too hard to figure out? I've seen nasty homes but that was truly vomit inducing!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Diora Baird
who is she besides a chick with big boobs?
Also megan fox still looks like she smells like 5 day old panty pudding, a wet ashtray and bong water.
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
D I S G U S T I N G.
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also mariah is the DUMBEST TWAT since .... ever...
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! And I thought my apartment was bad living with 6+ people (so we can pay less than $600 each in effin' SF!)...that was nasty, WTF was that on the toilet...a shitsplosion!?!? I want to puke now, all those cigarettes....I can't believe a woman did all that...I have OCD compared to this bitch!
Your face!
I feel the need to shower like Meryl Streep in Silkwood after seeing that apartment link, jebus!
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Steve Smith: So you're saying I should never, ever have sex before marriage?
Stanley Smith: That's right. Or angels will kill you. Good night.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Before I have ta google earth it...is Seattle near fucking Canadia?
Mrs K in Seattle
EEG in Vancouver
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Canadia - isn't that like a yeast infection?
I'm sure you've been told already - yes. very fucking near. Just past the Olympic Mountain Range which the Americans renamed in the hopes of getting in on some of our Olympic 2010 marketing dollars. *wink* (yes people believe that)
TITS in Victoria
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Will Young is one of my favorite gay men in Entertainment.
*Ian McKellen
*George Michael... He is a great singer/songwritter. I laugh about the fact He was dating a hot piece and still trying to do sexy times in public bathrooms. Such a dumb puppy.
*Will Young is such an amazing performer, he doesn't let his sexuality be the main topic in his songs. Every person can relate ( However he did a cover of "Don't cha" listen to it...I prefer the gay version over the slut PCD version)
*Tarkan... Don't know if you know him, he was huge in latinameric with his Simarik song
*Graham Norton... OMG I love him, he so funny
*MK... Do I need to say more
My sister always tell me that I love gay way too much... what can I say? I'm gay man in a girl's body
PS. Correct me if a write something wrong. English is not my mother tongue
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Look, I Just Don't Have The Time To Be Responsible For Every Little Thing The Goes Wrong In Your Life.
Damn that TV is dusty as hell. Who in the world could live in such filth?! Yuck
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
I'm a little bit older than Michelle Pffffft.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 2:30pm.
talk to you later, right?
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Farshtinkener
@debfrmhell - I'm on myspace, I done sent you an email.
**grabbing law books for a crash course**
LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
UGH! Those people are disgusting! I can't believe they eat the trash that is Dominoes and Quizno's! That shit is GROSS.
I think that is Shitney's cheeto den of sin.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 2:23pm.
FYI,
Mrs. K is a total freaking knock out and has been blessed with a great gene pool! Beauty and SMARTS!
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that's a damn lie!
LIBEL!!! SLANDER!!!!
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Farshtinkener
SB
you fabulous bitch, I ♥ U.
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Farshtinkener
FYI,
Mrs. K is a total freaking knock out and has been blessed with a great gene pool! Beauty and SMARTS!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Debbydebdebdebdeb! *hugs again* AH MISSES YOUS. Glad to see youuu. How's it hangin with you, you hot piece? xP
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
MARTHA!!!!
I miss posting on the DL. Work is cutting into my sanity times...LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
That woman likes fast food even more than I do...
and I would NOT even pee on the carpet (if I could find a spot) much less the toilet...
Thinks lady is a Jane Doe in the morgue in Houston. Death by Chili's as it where...
wow.
Three whole thoughts and at my age no less...LOL
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 24, 2008 - 7:10am.
SB,
She is not just old and thin she is SMART.
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haha - that's what she wants you to think!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 4:03pm.
ps.
Old hippies protest but so far I am a party of one...
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DEB! *hugs* Hai! =3 I haven't seen you for a while. YOU ARE A HOTTIEEEE. :D
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
@SandBitch,
You have no idea how I wish I could come down there...I love to travel but can't afford it right now.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 23, 2008 - 4:08pm.
Debfromhell
share your thoughts about the apartment in the picture please, your words flow over my supple body like warm honey on hot buttered toast.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
SB,
She is not just old and thin she is SMART.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
What do old women taste like?
Depends.
*runs outta the room laughin like a tard*
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
So who's officially the oldest DListed Meemaw?
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 24, 2008 - 7:03am.
After I go to DC for a million women march against the 700b bailout, I must get to your neck of the woods.
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You coming downunder Deb??
And were you referring to myspace before?
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 24, 2008 - 7:01am.
Bye Missy.
SB, the two cities are just over the border from each other.
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I hope Mrs K doesn't forget her passport.
After I go to DC for a million women march against the 700b bailout, I must get to your neck of the woods.
ps.
Old hippies protest but so far I am a party of one...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Bye Missy.
SB, the two cities are just over the border from each other.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Um, Washington is like, on the Canadian border...
*gives deb a look*
*shrugs*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
young and old, bitchy or sweet, funny or serious, CAPS OR LOWERCASE, I love all of you dlisted peeps :)
see ya later♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 4:46pm.
LUCKY!!! I am Italian and German, I got the fair skin from my dad and dark hair from my mom. Dark hair on fair skin is not a good combo.
My poor daughter is half me and half arab, she is bound to have facial hair!!!
Before I have ta google earth it...is Seattle near fucking Canadia?
Mrs K in Seattle
EEG in Vancouver
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 24, 2008 - 6:29am.
@SandBitch,
Why are you not on my MS?
I miss Joe Schmoe too!
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Pray tell what be MS? oh, are you meaning myspace? or multiple sclerosis?
Make sure it has a hemi and purple drank holder.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@Stoney,
I am a natural blonde. No facial hair. YAY ME! I am thinking more in terms of a solar powered three wheeler (with killer wheel covers and a stereo that will make your diaphram move) to get around in during my golden years...LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Oh! I see the Brangelina Castle Pig pen pictures have been leaked. I wouldn't doubt it if their house actually looks like that.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
How old do you reckon I look?
hahahaha Deb I said RESIDENT not rustiest!! ;)
I have mad love for all the seasoned, wiser, more experienced women on dlisted :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I can smell denture fixative in here!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 4:41pm.
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Nope. I'm looking at that mess thinking DAMN my house is cleeeaaaan.
I'm doing mucho laundry though.
Stoney we don't have powerball up here.
Sandbitch I am in Vancouver.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
I am 56. Top that children...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:37pm.
Noooo. I thought Mrs K was the oldest ho here.
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too funny
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Farshtinkener
Submitted by Stoney on September 23, 2008 - 3:41pm.
Deb, can you please recommend a good face hair remover? And what do you think, canes or walkers? I'm trying to plan ahead.
weelllll,,
depends.
get it? DEPENDS BBWWWAAAAA
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
On topic,
serious question.
Is anyone besides me repeatedly looking at the trashed apartment to gear up for a cleaning frenzy?
I'm actually taking notes, clean fridge, check laundry, make beds, etc.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 6:38am.
no the resident oldies duked it out recently, and I recall, yes Deb is our resident oldest slut.
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*fears I maybe the oldest ho here*
Deb, can you please recommend a good face hair remover? And what do you think, canes or walkers? I'm trying to plan ahead.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"