Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This house needs a visit from Molly Maids....or Hazmat - Houston Imports
Shannon Elizabeth squeegees her own car. She's just like us! - Hollywood Tuna
Megan Fox's dress is wet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Diora Baird is doing this wrong - IDLYITW
She's also playing the Orion Slave Girl in the new "Star Trek" movie - Egotastic!
Delusional Kristin Davis won't get out of bed for less than $100k - Lainey Gossip
Will Young is the worst gay person ever. I thought I had already that title. - Towleroad
JLo and Skeletor terrorize Greece - Popsugar
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" is looking rough - Just Jared
Globetrotter Dog Vs. Stealth Kitty - Cityrag
This is what happens when Mimi acts as her own manager - Hollywood Rag
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I'm up there!
forty seven, get guessed at thirty five or so, for the most part.
"throws back natural blonde hair and does some jumping jacks"
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Oldest and Rustiest Slut on the planet...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:38pm.
POWERBALL, dumbass, POWERBALL.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
no the resident oldies duked it out recently, and I recall, yes Deb is our resident oldest slut.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
CTH shhhhh.
This has been a stellar day, got a great job interview tomorrow and Mrs. K. Hmmm maybe I should go buy a lotto ticket.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 24, 2008 - 6:36am.
@Sandbitch
ummmm. You know I am way older than Mrs. K, right?
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Noooo. I thought Mrs K was the oldest ho here.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 4:32pm.
****blushes****
I paid for eHarmony last year or two ago...
Then I got over myself.
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LMAO!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:33pm.
Mrs K - where about's is you and EEG??
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Go somewhere over the rainbow and take a left at Neverland...
Um, I'm in Seattle and she is in a nearby city
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Farshtinkener
@Sandbitch
ummmm. You know I am way older than Mrs. K, right?
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Stoney on September 23, 2008 - 1:32pm.
It actually works!
I keed you not.
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Farshtinkener
DUH. Mrs. Kravitz looks like Betty White. That's what carrot told me.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:33pm.
ElB, lol.
CTH, I know!
Missy get on a godamned plane.
Mrs. K., don't you dare tell everyone that I am really 400 pounds and smell funky.
soooo, what you're saying is that's your apartment up there??
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
ElB, lol.
CTH, I know!
Missy get on a godamned plane.
Mrs. K., don't you dare tell everyone that I am really 400 pounds and smell funky.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Mrs K - where about's is you and EEG??
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:29pm.
I wonder if she really looks like Doris Day?
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mmmmmmmmmmmmm, more like My Little Parker Pony, Barbra Streisand and Bette Midler...
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Farshtinkener
****blushes****
I paid for eHarmony last year or two ago...
Then I got over myself.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 23, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Wow, I've like, never heard of THAT type of treatment. *laughs behind hand*
KEEDING!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 1:29pm.
Now you do realize she's old, don't you??? LOL
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LMAO, I mean TEARS streaming down my face!!!!!
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Farshtinkener
EEG - You gotta get some pictures!!!!
Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 12:41pm.
Damn it im going to have to pee on my hands now!
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that's what I do when I have an excema outbreak
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Farshtinkener
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 24, 2008 - 6:26am.
Are you bitches blind? Mrs. K., is coming to see me! It is my first fake friend meeting and not one of you is showing the love.
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I wonder if she really looks like Doris Day? Now you do realize she's old, don't you??? LOL
Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 4:21pm.
LCT
I KNOW!!!!
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Grrrrrr. I swear to God if I see one more of those goddamn commercials I'm calling that stupid eharmony fucker and telling him to STFU myself.
@SandBitch,
Why are you not on my MS?
I miss Joe Schmoe too!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
ahhaahah ElB♥
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 12:38pm.
EEG!
ESE got a girlfriend?? Has Mrs Kravitz been told???? Ooooh! Imma tell!!!
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I was the one who introduced them to each other.
With the way she sees and the way he looks, it's a perfect march.
I kid, I kid.
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Farshtinkener
hahahah EEG - yeah mama shout it out!! I ♥ you :)
ok so back to the Mrs K visit, THAT IS AWESOME!!! I wanna come too!!! *pout*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:26pm.
I is too jellis to speak!!!!!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 7:47pm.
OMFG whores!!! I just got a mail and Mrs. K.,she is coming to visit me.
Hide your money, drugs, alcohol and food! Seriously!
Are you bitches blind? Mrs. K., is coming to see me! It is my first fake friend meeting and not one of you is showing the love.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
xxyxz, congrats!
yeah, I'm getting it regular, cougar style!
blushes.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I'm outta here people.
I am going to clean my house... Or go watch clean house
anywho...
bye all
LCT
I KNOW!!!!
*looks for undercover lover*
Missy
Thanks
Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 2:54pm.
our 11 year anniversary is on Thursday
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congratulations honey!
wow!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Am I the only one not getting properly laid right now? Jebus.
no
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Isn't it amazing how grumpy sex talk and eharmony commercials can make you when you're not getting as much sex as you want?
I was talking to lolo, by the way.
*looks around*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I'm no doctor, but I can almost guarantee your period problems are from getting back on The Pill, but using a low-dose form. I know the hormones are supposed to be lower in the low-dose Pill, but it wasn't worth it for me, dealing with the spotting and weirdness. Of course, if you have high blood pressure, you may want to consider it to counteract the possibility of stroke.
Or you could just be preggers.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I had a secret account and my SIL was on it. She decided to show her husband.... I didn't want MINE to find out...So I* deleted it
He thinks it's strange to meet and talk to people you have never met. pfft
xx
what happened to your MS?
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Sugar Magnolia
Miss
You are picky about who you add huh? I was too
I miss my myspace :(
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Very smart, Isra! :)
And as far as how the disease is contracted, I think no one knows for sure from what I've read..Might be mites! :)
Bradi, someone had to do it!
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
**Raising my right Dick Nixon hand**
I am not nor have I ever been laid...
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
our 11 year anniversary is on Thursday and Im'a be on my .
it doesn't get much worst then that
Snowy!!
LOL! Share damit!
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by trixietrixalot on September 23, 2008 - 3:47pm.
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Thanks for the concern! I only use natural cleaners in my home though. I steam clean with white vinegar and water solution!
I dont trust the commercial cleaners and the chemicals in them around my baby!
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I don't!! I never actually added him
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Sugar Magnolia
All I can think of is the poor cat(s) that had to live in that filth. They have to be dead under that pile somewhere.
Only the thought of Spaghetti Cat can break me out of that horrible vision.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Am I the only one not getting properly laid right now? Jebus.
no
Submitted by trixietrixalot on September 24, 2008 - 5:47am.
Isra1986:
Just read your post regarding your steam cleaning carpets and having an infant in the home...Wanted you to be aware of Kawasaki Disease...Some think it's caused by chemicals used in steam cleaning..My nephew contracted it at pre-school last year after the school had recently had their carpets cleaned...He's fine now thank God....Just fyi.. I would send a link but not very computer savvy. :)
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Kawasaki Disease is actually caused by an immune response to the dust mite, not the chemicals. The mites are stirred up by the cleaning...