Afternoon Crumbs

thorny is under my desk giving me sea lion times right now.....:P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Lolo
You late? I'm late too...by a week, so not freaking too much yet...*chewing what's left of finger nails*

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Sugar Magnolia

Miss

do you have him on your MS?

Lolo: doesn't AJP work temp jobs? I miss him too....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Thank you ladies I am calling the ob right now to tell her whats up!

Stoney it is low and it is the generic so maybe thats it!

xxyxz! oh man that sucks! And here i was bitching about sightings and you get the full shabang!

*bites off finger nails*

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oh Thornhill! Where the hell is he?

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Sugar Magnolia

Am I the only one not getting properly laid right now? Jebus.

Stoney,
I think the origial comingback was not in caps...very possibly can be wrong on that tho.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"

Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 3:38pm.

Pill! Just got back on the pill.... this is my second month back on it.

*chews off side of my desk*
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That happened to me too. Once I spotted for a month straight. Just to be sure get a test but I don't think you have anything to worry about.

Isra1986:
Just read your post regarding your steam cleaning carpets and having an infant in the home...Wanted you to be aware of Kawasaki Disease...Some think it's caused by chemicals used in steam cleaning..My nephew contracted it at pre-school last year after the school had recently had their carpets cleaned...He's fine now thank God....Just fyi.. I would send a link but not very computer savvy. :)

OMFG whores!!! I just got a mail and Mrs. K.,she is coming to visit me.

I is weeing my knickers.

Clarisse, yes some 22 yr old bimbo. (yeah I am jelly)

LCT, get in line on the godmother thing.

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Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

My problem is that I have 2 .'s per month! I get a ESI and it fucks my system UP

Hi, Socky!

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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.

EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.

I miss Love Angelina. :)

*throws Cheetos at EEG, opens car trunk, gets out speshul De-Loonification darts, loads, takes aim...*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Good Luck Lo!

oh man that apartment is nasty! my sister used to live in a place that looked liked that, just not quite so bad...she didn't have a cat and she didn't smoke. some people are just born slobs, i guess

Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 2:38pm.

Is it low-dose? That shit sucks. You'll fucking spot all month. If it's Loestrin, just go ahead and get your doc to call in another script now. Thumbs DOWN on the Loestrin. *makes face*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 23, 2008 - 3:39pm.
Rosie O'Donnell's bedroom, post midnight snack.
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LOL! What gave it away? Wait. Don't tell me..it'll gross me out, huh?
Hi! TV! *sock monkey hugs & smooches*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Damn it im going to have to pee on my hands now!
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 23, 2008 - 2:36pm.

I just had a huge scare. 46 day cycle. Aunt Rose eventually came. You could be ok. Or you could be nine months away from squirting out Latario.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

LoLo

Did you miss any days this month? Maybe you are on the wrong dose?!? IDK

Rosie O'Donnell's bedroom, post midnight snack.

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I remember this one poster, but for the life of me I can't remember his username. He posted a pic of himself and looked like a biker dude, with a beard, tats, etc. and had taken the pic with a nightvision camera. This was from a LONG time ago when I was somebody else on here. Does anyone remember his name? He wrote a Christmas song about all of us Dlisted bitches at the time and MK posted it. He started out as a really nice guy, but a troll really pissed him off and he left.

EEG!
ESE got a girlfriend?? Has Mrs Kravitz been told???? Ooooh! Imma tell!!!

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So how was the orgy? Didja score?

Pill! Just got back on the pill.... this is my second month back on it.

*chews off side of my desk*
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LoLo

do you use the pill?

Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:34pm.
ESE! Bugger had to go get a girlfriend. :(
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I hope she likes cats! I miss ESE, too. He taught me that trick of rolling on the couch and getting as much cat hair on my person as possible before visiting with my future (highly allergic to pet dander) MIL. lol

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

LoLo to the pharmacy STAT.

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Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 3:35pm.

Girls is it pregnancy scare times when you dont have your flow but you have sightings for like two weeks straight and you um are missing THAT?

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Don't get too worried... the pill can do that scary times. But take test now. And let me be the Godmother.

If this was a Caption contest, whoever would say this was Pigez Hilton's writing area would be bang on the money.

Girls is it pregnancy scare times when you dont have your flow but you have sightings for like two weeks straight and you um are missing THAT?

Sorry TMI

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Submitted by EastEndGirl on September 23, 2008 - 3:21pm.

I miss Love Angelina. :)
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OMG! My best friend's friend (they're both guys) apartment was like this. All down the halls (amazingly, the halls didn't have clutter) there would be clean carpet where you walked, but like it made all the dust fly to the sides, so against the baseboard that part of the carpet had 2-3 inches of dust. And in his bathroom he had a black garbage can (the kind you use when you mow the yard) and it was full of bottles of Act Restoring Mouthwash -- maybe 60 of them? And he slept in his computer chair because the bed was covered in Warhammer miniatures. Oh yeah, and I stubbed my toe on chainmail (like the stuff medieval people wore) on my way in -- scary shit!

Submitted by Stoney on September 23, 2008 - 3:30pm.
Uncle Ashtray? Who the fuck is that, lol!
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I remember Uncle Ashtray! He was funny. I think he moved to Florida because of his job. He just disappeared. Guess the alligators ate him. I liked him....always ready with a witty response.

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

ESE! Bugger had to go get a girlfriend. :(

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sometimes I miss troll times

*takes swig of Stoney's Vodka*

AJP has not called me back in a while.......
He was on here bitching about not liking his last job or something not that long ago.

Mahatma? Mahatma had that hilarious avie with guy with the teefs!
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Vodka times! Yum!

*rubs temples*

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

where has mike been? And my "fake" boyfriend Eddie?

Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 3:26pm.
Socky!!
where have you been? we miss you too
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Attending graduate school. I hope to finish by summer or fall of next year. Bleah! I'm lazy...like today. I have a test tomorrow and gotta study, but had to take a breather. The BF has been out of state for conferences/meetings and I'm lonely..which makes me crave funnies from the people at Dlisted. I try and come here as often as time permits, but school is a bitch when it comes to time. *hitting little sock monkey head against wall*

~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~

Oh, Jesus. I was just now able to pull up all the pics. It's not something you want to look at after coming down off a 5 day vodka binge. The bathroom and piled up garbage is bad enough, but who the hell puts cigarettes out on their keyboard?

I wish JIM would post more

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Sugar Magnolia

Uncle Ashtray? Who the fuck is that, lol!

And where the fuck is ALL CAPS JIM? He's a funny bastard.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

mantahma? (sp)

Stoney good call. Where is AJP?

Don't worry xxyxz she can't hear us through the padding on her cell walls.

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VALERIE

I miss Uncle Ashtray! THAT guy was a pisser!

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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"

I remember LBFF!

I miss Mizro, Little Bunny Foo Foo, Mishma, Angie Jo Pitt, and COMINGBACK.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

now I feel ashamed that my room is so dirty... I promise to clean it tonight.