Tuesday, September 23rd 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

This house needs a visit from Molly Maids....or Hazmat - Houston Imports

Shannon Elizabeth squeegees her own car. She's just like us! - Hollywood Tuna

Megan Fox's dress is wet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Diora Baird is doing this wrong - IDLYITW

She's also playing the Orion Slave Girl in the new "Star Trek" movie - Egotastic!

Delusional Kristin Davis won't get out of bed for less than $100k - Lainey Gossip

Will Young is the worst gay person ever. I thought I had already that title. - Towleroad

JLo and Skeletor terrorize Greece - Popsugar

Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" is looking rough - Just Jared

Globetrotter Dog Vs. Stealth Kitty - Cityrag

This is what happens when Mimi acts as her own manager - Hollywood Rag

Posted by: Michael K


xxyxz's picture

Socky!!

where have you been? we miss you too

LoLo's picture

blasphemy!

godless tomfoolery!

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xxyxz's picture

M.E

sheeps posted a lot with both the DC/NC

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 3:14pm.
DebFrmHell
I call Mishma!
BTW.. where is sheeps?
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Don't mean to intrude, but I'm wondering, too. I sometimes read the threads at night and when I see Dead-Actress, I think of her baby Lola which makes me think of the little lamb that is the puppy's toy and then it makes me think of Sheeps. Where is Sheeps?

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 23, 2008 - 3:14pm.
Cig mountain looks staged or fake to me.
Why is there a package of toilet paper if she can't even get to the toilet?
Who drinks coke AND pepsi?

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It would make sense in a weird way that there would be a pile of cigarettes if all she did was sit at the computer, she may just stack them there.
Maybe the bucket on top of the toilet was her toilet... And she was clean enough to wipe atleast...
And I drink Coke and Pepsi, depending on whats on sale that week, lol. I have an infant, gotta save every penny I can, but I still need my caffeine fix, I dont care what brand it comes from, lol.

DebFrmHell's picture

hahaha. I think in some wicked way I miss LA/HA too. Gawd, I am droll today.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"

M.E.'s picture

I thought Sheeps was a night crew person

xxyxz's picture

*pulls EEg's ear*

shhhh! She'll hear you

EastEndGirl's picture

I miss Love Angelina. :)

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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA

Stock Broker's picture

Is that a photo of the Brangelina house?

xxyxz's picture

I also miss Kizzy and Zennie

Ohyeah's picture

I worked in CPS and have seen way too many houses that are at the level of disgusting. Even worse, there were children actually living and crawling in houses like that. People are gross!

missy's picture

deb that is a good idea. I miss sheeps a lot too. We used to email on MS but he's not on there either :(

I also miss Aphid but she is still on MS :)

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Submitted by Isra1986 on September 23, 2008 - 3:41pm
Cigarette Mountain was the worst!

Cig mountain looks staged or fake to me.
Why is there a package of toilet paper if she can't even get to the toilet?
Who drinks coke AND pepsi?

Yeah, I've been looking at these pix too long.

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She's flat and that's that!

xxyxz's picture

DebFrmHell

I call Mishma!

BTW.. where is sheeps?

Secret Original's picture

To be fair to Kristin Davis, it would take at least $100,000 to get me to attend a Sex in the City launch party too.

DebFrmHell's picture

@XXY,
I just figured out how much I miss the witticism of Sheeps. He would be my pick.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran

Isra1986's picture

Wow, That first post is amazing!
I am just taking a break from steam cleaning my carpets, those pictures are my new insperation to clean even more, lol.
I am in shock from that mess, how can a person live like that? Cigarette Mountain was the worst!

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 8:06am.
MK got it wrong, these are the real and uncencored images from the PIGPEN PALACE!

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Bwhahah! I was thinking that a few minutes ago, but forgot what I was thinking all I can think about was that fucking bathroom grossness

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Sugar Magnolia

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MK got it wrong, these are the real and uncencored images from the PIGPEN PALACE!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

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Submitted by FatMartha on September 23, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Dirty house link doesn't work for meeee. :(

FatMartha - it takes a little while for the pix to come in. Too many hits to the site I think.

Be prepared, it's pretty gross!

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She's flat and that's that!

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 23, 2008 - 1:01pm.
We should have a week where we post avies of our favorite peoples gone from the DL but not forgotten...

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good idea

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Miss Priss: I was reading what he wrote also. He said it was a 40 year old white woman living in there.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

Miss Priss's picture

That bottle of bleach in the kitchen looks so depressed

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where are the Dragontale twins?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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DebFrmHell's picture

We should have a week where we post avies of our favorite peoples gone from the DL but not forgotten...

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran

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I feel I can't enjoy the nastiness of that place to its full potential because I'm eating.

Stoney's picture

I spent five hours Sunday scrubbing my floors, wiping down counters and vacuuming my place. I did dishes, cleaned out the frigde, even vacuumed behind the bed. I thought my place was filthy to begin with, but DAMN! It was as sanitary as a hospital compared to this shit. I wouldn't have any problem eating off my toilet seat (before I cleaned!) after looking at these pictures. I am one clean bitch.

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CTH,
Yea, it was up in Elyria.

LCT/CTH,
Don't be sad! We saved over 80 of them! One of the little fuckers actually turned into 6 little fuckers overnight for me!! =/

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So how was the orgy? Didja score?

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Anybody know how I can get rid of these heebie jeebies I just caught from those dirty house pics? Maybe I should think of rainbows and fluffy clouds and pristine beaches with crystal clear oceans. Or maybe I should get tipsy. SMDH

FatMartha's picture

Dirty house link doesn't work for meeee. :(
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

Miss Priss's picture

The guy that posted the pictures on that site said that you can't see the flea infestation in that place, but that it was so bad he itched forever.

Now I imagine there's just about every kind of cockroach and critters OMG

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Tristram's picture

That room is not so bad. Throw in a few dozen empties, and it's like my place on Monday morning.

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 2:53pm.
yeah whatever, you know that's what y'alls computers look like after an everning on dlisted! ;P

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *thanking God I have a cleaning lady*

LoLo's picture

i dont like this!

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Help me baby Jesus!! Why did I click on the dirty house link?????

Why crazy dirty lady? Why? I read that the landlord can't locate her. Hmmmmm, wonder why? From all the fast food and cigarette trash, she oughta be stroked out under one of those garbage heaps.

Now I don't feel so bad about the dishes in the sink.

M.E.'s picture

*raises hand*

I'm going to go through and resanitize the enitre fucking house.

snowpiece's picture

yeah whatever, you know that's what y'alls computers look like after an everning on dlisted! ;P
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 12:48pm.
CTH,
Rabbit carcasses. 130 rabbits living in the walls, under the hardwood floors...like i said, 3 story litter box.

I couldn't have done it!

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Lady is dead somewhere too...Betcha.

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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"-Rep Barney Fran

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 23, 2008 - 12:48pm

I love them! I try to but them everytime I go to Target ... They're expensive

Stoney's picture

I love my Swiffer Wetjet. I have a leetle trouble with the scrubber part, though.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

christine the hoff's picture

awww, poor bunnies... damn.
wow it does apply to trash? how perfectly gross.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.

CTH,
Rabbit carcasses. 130 rabbits living in the walls, under the hardwood floors...like i said, 3 story litter box.
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I think I will vomit now.

Clarisse's picture

CTH,
Rabbit carcasses. 130 rabbits living in the walls, under the hardwood floors...like i said, 3 story litter box.

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So how was the orgy? Didja score?

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Submitted by snowpiece on September 23, 2008 - 2:41pm.

LCT: it's carpet cleaner, LOL that's funny.
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Is that what she used to wash down the Quiznos?

Oh, and those little containers by the Quiznos cup are probably year old pickle slices turned to black goop.

*hoik*
BLLLLLUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 12:47pm.
*saves for later*

now where are my Mr.Clean earser sponges?
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I love those little Magic Erasers! They clean anything. Unlike David Blaine, they actually merit the word "MAGIC" used in association with them!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Hoarding also applies to trash. See Mayo Clinic:

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hoarding/DS00966

Also, a fascinating story of two brothers, hoarders galore and millionaires to boot:

http://unclutterer.com/2007/04/26/the-collyer-brothers-a-study-in-compul...

speakit's picture

I just hugged my Swiffer WetJet.

xxyxz's picture

*saves for later*

now where are my Mr.Clean earser sponges?