Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This house needs a visit from Molly Maids....or Hazmat - Houston Imports
Shannon Elizabeth squeegees her own car. She's just like us! - Hollywood Tuna
Megan Fox's dress is wet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Diora Baird is doing this wrong - IDLYITW
She's also playing the Orion Slave Girl in the new "Star Trek" movie - Egotastic!
Delusional Kristin Davis won't get out of bed for less than $100k - Lainey Gossip
Will Young is the worst gay person ever. I thought I had already that title. - Towleroad
JLo and Skeletor terrorize Greece - Popsugar
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" is looking rough - Just Jared
Globetrotter Dog Vs. Stealth Kitty - Cityrag
This is what happens when Mimi acts as her own manager - Hollywood Rag
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The food-aholic wakes up in yet another hotel room surrounded by empty food bags.
Hi xxyxz
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by xxyxz on September 23, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Here's some garbage bags and comet.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
*raises hand*
I'm already home...
I'll clean when I get off of Dlisted
Raise your hand if you're going to clean the fuck outta your house when you get home.
me!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Miss priss
Here's a good one for ya, cauz I luvs you so much
my friend use is a social worker who would sometimes be called out to inspect homes to see if they were suitable for the children.. one time, she left a home, got on the highway, and realzied there were cockroaches all over her body, she had to stop the car, get out in the breakdown lane and strip almost naked. true story.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
LCT: it's carpet cleaner, LOL that's funny.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
My question is, is this lady even going to be embarrassed to know the entire country is gagging at her domestile?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 2:37pm.
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I've seen animal hoarders on Animal Cops. I saw one episode where the lady had already died but there was a decomposing kitten body in her bed, squished where she was sleeping on it. I can't remember how many live animals they took from there.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 2:37pm.
OMG I DIDN'T SEE THE BOTTLE OF RESOLVE!
"DIES OF BLLLRRGGING TAKES LCT WITH ME.
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What the hell is Resolve?
Im not kidding I am very bothered by the bathroom scene.
Just now i felt a hair touch my back and it skeeeeeeeeeeved me out!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by The Audrey on September 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
Anyone else know people like this?
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I have a friend who job requires him to go into homes and he said that senior citizens are the worst hoarders he's ever seen. He's seen it with others on occasion, but seniors are definitely the most common.
He also has many, many stories about how people use their basements for garbage dumps, as well as dog runs (complete with poo).
He was in a house not long ago where the skeleton of a cat was in the basement *still curled up in the same position as when it died*.
If I ever think my home is a mess, I think of his stories.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
OMG I DIDN'T SEE THE BOTTLE OF RESOLVE!
"DIES OF BLLLRRGGING TAKES LCT WITH ME.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
speakit
hoarders pick certain things and "collect" them
sometimes, sadly, it's animals. they had to tear a house down by where i grew up, the woman had sixty cats living in a two bedroom house.
usually hoarder like paper products, rubber bands, paper clips, shit like that.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
My brother has a house like this and it has just broken my parent's in two. No one has been in his house for over 10 years, he refuses to have visitors. It is bizarre because the rest of us all are so clean, almost to a fault. Me, my husband and my parents even went and visited a family law attorney to see if there was a way we could force him to get help. Apparently, as long as there are no children, pets or elderly involved, there is nothing that can be done. Go to You Tube and search for "how clean is your house". You would be amazed at the squalor and clutter some of these people live in.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 2:31pm.
LCT
perhaps the very worst is the fact that she so obviously not only lived on fart poopy times food, but she never bathed either.
bllrrrgg x3
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"lived on fart poopy times food"
blluuuurrgg x infinity
Thanks christine.
LOL @ the bottle of Resolve sitting on the coffee table. It must be full.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
jesus fucking christ!
a detroit crackhead walked in there and said "NASTY!!!"
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OFF TOPIC but this reminded me of it: please tell me someone was watching Fox 5 news in New York this morning about 7 am? I need to know if anyone saw the demented version of Sketti Cat that I saw????
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 2:33pm.
This isn't hoarding
my cousin's ex was a hoarder, he saved calendars, old newspapers, boxes.
this is a straight up fucking pig, right here.
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Exactly. I wonder how long it took to accumulate that much trash. There has to be rats and roaches in that place.
This isn't hoarding
my cousin's ex was a hoarder, he saved calendars, old newspapers, boxes.
this is a straight up fucking pig, right here.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
LCT
perhaps the very worst is the fact that she so obviously not only lived on fart poopy times food, but she never bathed either.
bllrrrgg x3
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I'm feeling dirty in my all-over places. I feel like there are bugs on me, and mould crawling up my legs like ivy. I am smelling dead bodies and seeing green stink lines everywhere I look.
so wrong man
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ok, does this person not have a garbage service? That is seriously sick.
On a personal note, my husband's grandmother's house is very similar to that. She was a hoarder, and her whole family was in denial of her actually having a problem. Her sons are now in contention about who will pick everything up, so that they can sell the house (? & !). Said house would not even be livable if they cleaned everything up with straight bleach. It's repulsive.
Anyone else know people like this?
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♥*♥*♥*♥*♥* Grossness... *♥*♥*♥*♥*♥
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 23, 2008 - 2:22pm.
blllluuurrggg
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blllluuurrggg x2
Oh. Nevermind. They're popping up.
*bleaches eyeballs*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Michael, I told you NOT to post the pic of my room....we'll discuss this later.
Now go to my room.
:D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
at Clarisse
carrcasses of what? I'm afraid to ask!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 2:15pm.
WTF was all over that bathroom floor? Was it shit? Moldy shit??
OMG I'm going to barf.
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*hoik*
That made me gag.
CTH,
Yeh, when we did clean up on the crazy ladies place, we would be cleaning up shit and find carcasses underneath and i thought i would never experience anything more horrible....then i saw these bathroom pics!
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
The kittehs are prob. dead under all that shit in her bedroom. ANIMALS!!!!
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Sugar Magnolia
But she left so much good shit behind! TV, puta, nice shabby chic iron bedhead. She's gotta be dead.
Stoney
http://www.houston-imports.com/forums/showthread.php?t=486938
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
you could not pay me to clean that fucking bathroom, there isn't enough money in America.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Goddamn mother fucking shit head bimbo boob! Someone hijacked the fucking pictures! I NEED TO SEE THE FILTHY HOUSE OF HORROR!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*speechless and gagging*
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Not only must she be a fat ass, she must be a STINKY fat ass. Mozzarella cheese smegma
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:14am.
Has anyone here seen 'How Clean is Your House?'
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Yep. I hafta look away sometimes though. Thank goodness we don't have smell-o-vision.
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My gf and I call it "How Bad is Your Mental Illness?"
They should just torch this place and be done with it.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Oh, and does she
SMOKE MUCH??????????????
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Wasn't Delta Burke a hoarder?
Such a bad disease - I've seen a few basements and attics of people who grew up in poverty or went through the depression. Hoarding is hard wired into some, it's like breathing.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Submitted by M.E. on September 23, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Ok, about the food this person eats. She's gotta weight 500 fricken pounds. GOD DAMN! All that GD soda! Diabeties much?
that's exactly what went through my head!!!!
jesus christ on a soda cracker!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 2:19pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:14am.
Has anyone here seen 'How Clean is Your House?'
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Yep. I hafta look away sometimes though. Thank goodness we don't have smell-o-vision.
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It's pathetic there's that many people who live that way that they can base a series on it.
Stealth Kitty eats Sketti Cat for breakfast and uses his bones to clean his teeth.
Speaking of clean - I now feel like THE best housekeeper in the whole wide world. I was going to vacuum today, but think I'll let it slide now.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
AND THERE'S DEAD CATS IN THERE????????????????????
HOLEE FUCKING SHITE!
OMG how can they tell?
and, kinda off topic, but how much does this fucker weigh, he/she lives on fucking pizza, coke and assorted junk food.
blllluuurrggg
I have trouble going to sleep and leaving a dirty dish in the fucking sink.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
*rocks back and forth scrubbing myself with a bar of dry soap and crying*
Gonna wash that man right out of my hair
Gonna wash that man right out of my hair
OH man im really feeling sick just thinking about that place.
mental times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ok, about the food this person eats. She's gotta weight 500 fricken pounds. GOD DAMN! All that GD soda! Diabeties much?
Oh hell I didn't look at the pictures in the link until now. I may vomit.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 4:14am.
Has anyone here seen 'How Clean is Your House?'
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Yep. I hafta look away sometimes though. Thank goodness we don't have smell-o-vision.