Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
This house needs a visit from Molly Maids....or Hazmat - Houston Imports
Shannon Elizabeth squeegees her own car. She's just like us! - Hollywood Tuna
Megan Fox's dress is wet (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Diora Baird is doing this wrong - IDLYITW
She's also playing the Orion Slave Girl in the new "Star Trek" movie - Egotastic!
Delusional Kristin Davis won't get out of bed for less than $100k - Lainey Gossip
Will Young is the worst gay person ever. I thought I had already that title. - Towleroad
JLo and Skeletor terrorize Greece - Popsugar
Little Jenny from "Gossip Girl" is looking rough - Just Jared
Globetrotter Dog Vs. Stealth Kitty - Cityrag
This is what happens when Mimi acts as her own manager - Hollywood Rag
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Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 10:11am.
pile of bloody napkins and tampfuckinpons man SICK BITCH!
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Well FUCK! I hadn't even noticed THAT till you mentioned it. FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!
*hurls*
ok that "little jenny" is 15? please god wtf is happening to girls. she looks like an average 30 year old.
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The McCanns Did It
it looks like dried blood, water stains, burns, and fecal matter all over the floor
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
HA HA HA!
I fmy place was that bad snow i would have found a new dick by now FO SHO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Another reason why I love my BF. He's a clean freak just like me. No way in hell would we even think of letting our house go to rot like that. Who fucking lives like that? *nauseous* I'm gonna beee siiiick!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
WTF was all over that bathroom floor? Was it shit? Moldy shit??
OMG I'm going to barf.
Lo: I don't see any SeamlessWeb bags tho....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
OH GOD I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS NOW!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Has anyone here seen 'How Clean is Your House?'
There was one lady whose house was as bad as that. They cleaned it up, good as new.
Dookie
piles of fuckindookie!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Seriously!!! I was called in to help with a hoarder last year. Three story litter box. Wall to wall animal feces. 5 dogs, 9 cats and 130+ rabbits. After that, I didn't think anything could shock me…I was wrong.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
ok so then what's on the floor? the brown stuff?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Kristin Davis should be more professional and follow through on the promotional side of things. She would only benefit from it. After all, she hasn't exactly worked round the clock since the show ended.
Now I hear there's going to be a sequel to the movie!
Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 2:11pm.
tampfuckinpons
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, my bedroom doesn't look **that** bad!! Hasn't that lazy (meant lady, but keeping the typo) heard of trash cans?? Sheesh!!
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Proof that Phoebe Price is over 35.
She's running for US President!!!
http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Phoebe&last=Price
Shoot, I saw a PT Cruiser that looked like the driver crammed that thing full of trash up to his hairline. No lies, it was full to the brim with trash with a nice spot carved out for the drivers seat.
Kristin Davis is the voice of Miss Spider. From "Miss Spider's Sunnypatch Somethingorother" that my kids watch sometimes. Her voice grates on my last nerve.
Wonder how much it pays...
pile of bloody napkins and tampfuckinpons man SICK BITCH!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Houses like that get demoed. No way to EVER make it sanitary again.
That is beyond gross. I can only imagine the smell, of not only the cat and human SHIT everywhere, but the rotting food. OMG! It probably smells like 20 rotting corpses.
Those look EXACTLY like the couches I let my ex have three years ago...and I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised if that hovel was indeed his home! Fucking sickening!
www.hotchildinthesuburbs.blogspot.com
That bathroom
holy sheit!
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Sugar Magnolia
what is on the counter in the bathroom?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Oh my fucking God... is that a Chinese food container?
My nostrils are weeping just looking at that.
OOOMMMGGG!! I gagged just looking at the pics
I clean my litter box every day, I'm a clean freak, I confess. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.
Disgusting
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Sugar Magnolia
Kristin Davis should be thanking the heavens Hollywood ever hired her un-talented, barely-borderline sorority pretty, cankled, hot ass of a mess in the first place.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
After seeing all of the pics of that place, I wanna hurl.
I like how she managed to leave a space to sleep in the bed but um... how does she go to the toilet or bathe in that nasty ass bathroom?
Anyone who lives like that has serious fukkin mental problems.
Screw the house. How do I get in touch with Will so I can teach him how to be a good gay person?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!
How can anyone live in that house! O M G!!!!!!
FUCK! Someone should have given a heads up on the bathroom pics!!!
FUCK!! I have to go re-visit my lunch. BRB.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
http://www.aamyko.com
Kristen Davis is one demanding ho. I wud expect such behaviour from SJP but Kristen.. who wuda thought.
Submitted by Dallas on September 23, 2008 - 12:01pm.
forget the dusty TV..
the bathroom!!!
Whatever I'll stay like that
Forget the Whataburger sacks can someone explain the mound of friggin dust on the television?! Damn!
Whataburger!
I'm hungry now....
UGH!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I changed my pic, let me see....
That looks like what my ex's feet smelled like.
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So how was the orgy? Didja score?
Oklahoma..
I love that show!!
Be back after noon-ish
@okie
The neighborhood was complaining about the smell so that's how they got busted. The health dept. went in with hazmat suits. They were gagging when they came out. I don't know what other nasty stuff was in there. Makes you wonder how anyone could live in it. I don't get why they didn't use a bucket or something.
So the owner of the house is having the whole inside ripped out. My dickheadhub knows the owner, so that's how he knows.
_"Mariah Carey is set to appear in "gritty" new movie 'Push'.
The 'Touch My Body' singer will play a Harlem social worker caring for an obese, HIV-positive teenager who falls pregnant after being raped by her father."
Well thats common!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
XXy.. yeah, Clean House X2 needs to be called STAT, i watched that this weekend. the messiest house in America. It was good!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
OH MY God...the other pictures are horrific. I got to go. Be back later.
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OMFG! somebody call clean house
Speakit.. OMG that is fucking yuck! way gross!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Is that Courtney Love's house? She is looking for a maid......seriously!
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
That's disgusting. But I've got a more disgusting story:
In the town where my dickhead lesserhalf husband works, the health dept. evicted a group of illegals from a house. They weren't paying their water/sewage bill, so they had busted holes in the drywall and were just sticking their asses in there to shit.
GOT DANG...now that is scarier than ALL the issues of Sharon Stone, Meg Ryan AND Britney combined. That is scary.
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OH SHIT! This is how my BFs desk looks!
DIRTY HOOOOOOOO!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
But the sheets are still white.
How is that possible?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...