Tuesday, September 23rd 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: I'm Torn!
I've been holding off in choosing last week's Hot Slut of the Week, because I'm torn between 5 skanks. Instead of straining my 2 brain cells, I've decided to leave it up to you whores. You can vote in the sidebar to the right. The winning slut will be announced tomorrow! Here's your choices:
Carole Jackson - Author of "Color Me Beautiful"
The abandoned couch in North Hollywood, CA who saved a car
Hayley Ray from "Doctor 90210"
James Dyson - Smart inventor person
Nancy the Mom from "Project Runway"
Rachel Maddow - Gayelle TV and radio host
Digby from "Pushing Daisies"
Happy voting!
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RACHEL MADDOW!!!
I am in love with James Dyson. I want to marry him and have his allergan-free babies.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Spaghetti Cat
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Why be difficult when Spaghetti Cat ordained me to be impossible!
I love the Couch, but it was to be the dad...I mean mom from Project Runway! Talk about a HOT MESS!
I'm torn between the couch, the dog, & the gayelle that looks like a cross between Michael Phelps & Matthew Modine.
This is tough.
Paris H I'm with you on that. The back of the couch is like lying next to a mate that never snores or farts.
I may submit this piece of furniture for hsotd: http://www.phoenixfelinefurniture.com/gallery_exotic.html
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
I think you should put up at least one inanimate object for Hot Slut of the Month every month, MK! See how they can save your life without even trying, while most people would just stand around and watch you fucking bleed to death! I am so for the abandoned couch...that's why I love falling asleep on the couch, it's like my fucking safety blanket i tells you!
Your face!
The dog is so adorable and sweet!
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Fashion is art that you wear - L.G.
It's gotta be a blow to the ego to lose to a couch.
~~ Outrageous Fortune: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94OawKbP6bc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OklclPee5KM&feature=related
Couch or Nancy - I can't decide!
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
It's gotta be Nancy....that vid on YouTube rocks!!That voice...there's nothing quite like it.
I'd go gay for Rachel Maddow.
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Blogs aren't for the sensitive at heart - FU
I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
digby is the one i want to hang out with, but i can throw up on the couch after a night of partying...i chose the couch...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Digby is the only one with true discernible talent and career longevity. He's also a natural blond.
The couch is the sluttiest couch around..it wins Hot Slut of The Week...
I should know.. I have shopped at The Brick!
You know the couch is hotter than all those other sluts
I voted for Hayley Ray but I know the couch will win!they always do.arggggggggggh.
;) :) :O =) :P :( :\ :D
they all fucking suck - what happened to tara from true blood?
I vote Nancy the mom/father.
-ChicagoJosh
Hot Slut is Clay Aiken coming out the closet on People Magazine.
Damn, is anyone straight out there anymore??? The world's become one big Sodom and Gomorra.
Digsby.
He's precious.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Nancy the Mom is the HOTTEST, vote for her, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally James Dyson!
I'd gladly hit it and then vacuum up after!
What??? You mean I voted for a couch? I thought it said abandoned cooch.
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I slept with you because I was pissed.
I love couch. No, I love lamp.
No, that's not right... I love couch!
I voted for the couch cuz I wish I was taking a nap right now.
Voted for the abandoned couch!~ just want to see what does for the self-steem of the other whores when (and if they ever) get the news of this poll.
I adore Rachel Maddow. She's so awesome. And super smart!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
I'M HER MOM NANCY!! LOL.
HAD A LAUGH ATTACK WHEN THAT BEYATCH CAME ON THE SHOW...LOL. ME AND THE BF LOOKED AT EACHTOTHER AND JUST DIED. LOL.
THAT'S WHO I CASTED MY VOTE FOR. SHE'S COMIN IN CLOSE WITH 19 PERCENT... VOTE NANCY THE MOM!!!!!!!
♥TXWF♥
"The passion in your caress, ain't gonna flow through your fingertip... mothafucka!" ~BH~
You guys don't remember "Color Me Beautiful?" I was ~ 8 when that came out. Great stuff.
i think rachel is hot...not just her looks but her brain...super smart turns me on!!!! goooo supergirl!!!!!
You know Lance Armstrong would vote for the Dyson guy...the guy who invented the one-balled vacuum cleaner.
RADdow because she makes me laugh in the morning which is VERY hard to do
HAve you guys seen that Dave Atell bit about him fucking his couch while he was watching The View with a hangover?
He had an M&M on his dick tip and then he ate it?
Couches ARE hot sluts!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Rachel!
Couch for Hot Slut.
Submitted by Euphoria on September 23, 2008 - 2:09pm.
Phwew, thanks! I guess you are right. The funny thing is that in my house, I mow the lawn and he vaccuums. He's just more of a neat freak than I am and my cleaning isn't good enough for him, and his dad never let him mow because he's selfish that way. Plus I like being outside.
I vote for the couch.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by zomay on September 23, 2008 - 3:07pm.
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Honey, that ripped up old couch saved LIVES! (See previous couch story). And that's more than many a human being would do! That is a special couch. LOL!
Submitted by KD on September 23, 2008 - 3:04pm.
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HAHAHAHA! No you are normal...I think the BF is too, because guys LOVE gadgets! I don't think he's into balls, except his own, so you can relax! LOL!
I voted for the couch!
lmao im gonna have to go with the abandoned couch haha i can't stop laughing, i hope it wins!
-=meow hiss purr=-
Oh come on, Rachel is way more hotter then a ripped up old ass couch. I sometimes wonder about you people.
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Euphoria- I have a thing for balls, too. Actually, my BF wants one of those, too. Should I be worried?
Submitted by LA on September 23, 2008 - 2:56pm.
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Ditto for me...I was so torn between the dog and the couch. What does that say about our society? LOL!
I gotta go with the most useful candidate, so I go with the couch.
It's gotta be the hero abandoned couch or the Golden Retriever. The rest of those whores aren't worthy.
This choice made my eyes menstruate, MK! It was between the dog and the couch, and I chose the dog, because he dogmatized me.
Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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LoLo that woman was BORN fucking depressed and she depresses the hell out of me. She is ALWAYS bitching and whining about something and if my husband came home and found out I had done a million dollars worth of destruction to our kitchen because I was having a bad day and wanted a different kitchen, there would be hell to pay! And she gets it from that bitch of a mother she has...that woman is poison to a marriage.