The End Is Near
Rumors have been going around that Hugh Hefner's three slutty bunnies are ready to bust out of the mansion. Holly is reportedly fucking Criss Angel. Barf. Kendra is reportedly engaged to football player Hank Baskett. Okay. And Bridget....well....who cares about that one! Hugh addressed all the rumors with E!'s Marc Malkin.
Hef said that he's still with all three girls and Holly is not dating Criss Angel. He said, "Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis."
He did admit that the relationship he has with the girls is "in transition." "Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I'm sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret." Translation: Hef's shopping around for younger models.
I believe that Kendra and Bridget are solely there for the show and nothing more. Holly is another story. In her Stepford mind, she believes that Hef is going to marry her and give her many babies with old man faces.
Think of all the times Holly woke up with piss on her leg and Hef's drool on her weave. Or all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head. What does she have to show for it?! She needs to pack up her bag of stupid costumes and find a new sugar daddy. She gets a FAIL in the art of gold digging. Put her in the back of the bus with Sarah Larson!
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that Hef pic just WINKED at me!!! dirty ole pepaw!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
None of the bitches in the pic above is naturally pretty and the overly blonde, over-bimbo'ed, scraggly, borderline, skank-biscuity antics that they supply The Hef are played out and have run their course.
Kendra is a dyke on lease. Holly is a geek that got a Jenny Jones makeover and needs more work done. And Bridget hasn't been in her 20s since the 90s!
Swap the twat out, Hef!
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Submitted by anony54321 on September 24, 2008 - 7:39am.
holly loves hef, and with good reason. he is very smart (you think a DUMB person started playboy? please.), always kind, pretty damn funny, and unfailingly gracious.
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Thank you for saying that - I've noticed that too.
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I thought Hef had a child about the same time Trump and Marla their baby. Because it is my understanding that Kim lives on the compound in a guest house. Am I wrong?
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holly loves hef, and with good reason. he is very smart (you think a DUMB person started playboy? please.), always kind, pretty damn funny, and unfailingly gracious.
kendra is beyond trashy, and makes my heart hurt that there are such truly dumb people out there.
and bridget is a perfectly nice girl with some mixed up priorities.
you must all be young, to not know how rare a man hef is, old or not.
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Aha, fifi ruiner of fantasies!;p
Chad and Bridget separated in 2002 and are in the process of divorcing! Aha! LOL
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Holly always has this fucktard look on her face.
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His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Wonder if Criss Angel can do some magic on Holly's face and make her attractive. She's butt ugly.
But darling OF COURSE they're only there for show. Well, that and the occasional all-girl-gangbang on Hef's big bed. (He likes to watch.)
Holly does indeed love the old guy and wants to have a kid with him. Hef's still married to Kim Conrad, so I doubt he'll ever do an actual marriage with Holly. There'll for sure be some sort of legal arrangement if/when a pregnancy happens, though.
Kendra's been engaged to Hank for a while now and Bridget's actually still married to Chad Marquardt.
Holly's already named in Hef's will, btw.
Kiss,
Fifi
"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."
Don't hate the player, hate the game! Pepaw Pimp Daddy!! Snoop and IceT only wish they had the pimp skillz of the master, Hef!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Jem on September 23, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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Ewwwwwwwww! Nast! I mean, I used to think Holly should just suck it up (no pun intended) and deal with getting no $$$$ out of that living corpse when he's finally 6 feet under, but now I think with the shit that bitch had to do, HELL 2 the NAW, bitch deserves some DOLLAH, HOLLAH...I thought the same thing about Anna Nicole...I mean, if you gonna fuck somethin' that only appears in your nightmares, bitch should get paid...And don't even, bitches.... If you ho's fucked that desicated, mummified, beef jerky of a man, it wouldn't be for love...I know you whores, it's money, drugs, booze...or birfday cake...What? I'm not the only one who will fuck for birfday cake....
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Holly is so dumb...did you know she has a Masters degree in something?! I couldn't believe it myself, not sure if I read it on here or elsewhere. Anyskanky, these girls look like hell in over-done make-up and ugly dresses from Fredericks of Hollywood. They all need to move on from the old dried up turtle peen already, they can't all be older than 30 and they've wasted precious time gold-digging when Hef is so NOT leaving his wife!
Your face!
Holly belongs with Hef, she has a redneck,old woman face.
I never noticed before how big Kendra's head is! She really looks like hell in that picture!
Bridget actually is the best looking of the bunch.
Gutter trash.
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From Izabella's book (ex-girlfriend out of the main 7) for anyone who's interested...
It would be the main gfs job (Hollys) to blow Hef until he was hard, while all the other girls pretended to make out. Inbetween each different person having sex with him, Holly would wipe him off with a wet towel.
The girls would have sex with him for about a minute each, while he lay on his back. He wouldn't usually make an effort, but if he really wanted someone, he'd get up and go over to them which would make Holly jealous because she wanted to be the only one he made an effort for. If you wore underwear, it meant that you didn't want to have sex, but you still had to do all the lesbian stuff.
Finally (this bit wasn't from the book, but I heard he liked his ass played with...I wish I'd never written that sentence...) he'd jack off until he came. Tada!
"In her Stepford mind, she believes that Hef is going to marry her and give her many babies with old man faces."
If she were a gold digger (and I'm guessing she is), she wouldn't have a Stepford mind. She'd knowingly be in it for the money.
Holly had dead old chicken eyes. Seems like she and Kendra practice that fake, flat toned laugh together too. Wonder if you have to sell your soul and your emotions to live in the mansion? Hugh really doesn't seem stupid-I'm sure that is why he hasn't married her. I get physically ill when she screeches "puffin" in that flat, dead voice.
I would like to warn Holly about the autism risk of having a baby with an old man. I wouldn't trade my son for anyone in the world (and paternal age was not a factor in his condition), but he would be the first to agree that you do NOT want to wish it on anyone.
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Submitted by Capitanne on September 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Who the eff cares? I was watching Fashion Police -in" with a "news flash." I thought DJ AM had croaked but no, it was a statement from Hugh Hefner that he and Holly are in a transitional which along with The Soup is the only non-bowel movement left on the E Channel - when they "broke relationship. With most A-listers living on the d.l., E! ran out of subjects to report on and devote their nightly newcasts to the non-celebrity stars of their own lame reality shows. Why the rest of the media chooses to report on Hugh's fake girlfriends and the Kardassian mongoloids is beyond me. Just stop it already.
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Yes, I saw that last night, too! I was yelling at the woman on the TV to get back to The Fashion Police.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Think of all the times Holly woke up with piss on her leg and Hef's drool on her weave. Or all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head. MK
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Did you say drowsy turtle head?! You are so damn crazy! LOL I am sure that something happened between Holly & Cris.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Maybe even a steady stream -- er, dribble of intravenous Viagra doesn't do the trick any more.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 23, 2008 - 3:13pm.
I wish it was the End of me having to see any of these whores.
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LOL! So true. Wish the end of seeing ALL reality t.v. whores was nigh. The fact that Parasite has another "show" coming out isn't a good sign, though.
Someone say 'The Soup'? Love that show.
And MK: EW! @ "...all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head"
I believe that Kendra and Bridget are solely there for the show and nothing more.
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No, no no! Bridget is a girfriend...she was one of the seven. She actually gets along with Holly - I think the three of them together are pretty cute. I don't know what's up with Hef anyways - he's not gonna be around long enough to see them get old!
I think Kendra has always been more like a friend with benefits. I was there when they met you know - and by that I mean I saw it on TV:)
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Submitted by Hekki on September 23, 2008 - 3:42pm.
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Point taken...so true.
I know, right?
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 23, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Who the eff cares? I was watching Fashion Police - which along with The Soup is the only non-bowel movement left on the E Channel - when they "broke in" with a "news flash."
I friggin LOVE The Soup !!!!! It's the highlight of my Sunday morning funnies and bunny slippers LOL couch potato fest. Then it's either the Monk marathon or House Marathon on USA for the rest of the day. I love Sundays!!!
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And on topic: There isn't enough money in the world to put myself in those women's shoes. Gross isn't the word for this sleazeball.
Submitted by Capitanne on September 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
Who the eff cares? I was watching Fashion Police - which along with The Soup is the only non-bowel movement left on the E Channel - when they "broke in" with a "news flash."
I friggin LOVE The Soup !!!!! It's the highlight of my Sunday morning funnies and bunny slippers LOL couch potato fest. Then it's either the Monk marathon or House Marathon on USA for the rest of the day. I love Sundays!!!
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And on topic: There isn't enough money in the world to put myself in those women's shoes. Gross isn't the word for this sleazeball.
They're all whores, but I would totally bump vaginas with Kendra. Dental dammed only.
They are all WHORES....Next!
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Well even Hef knew this peroxide harem couldn't last forever. He probably needs a rest anyway.
Who the eff cares? I was watching Fashion Police - which along with The Soup is the only non-bowel movement left on the E Channel - when they "broke in" with a "news flash." I thought DJ AM had croaked but no, it was a statement from Hugh Hefner that he and Holly are in a transitional relationship. With most A-listers living on the d.l., E! ran out of subjects to report on and devote their nightly newcasts to the non-celebrity stars of their own lame reality shows. Why the rest of the media chooses to report on Hugh's fake girlfriends and the Kardassian mongoloids is beyond me. Just stop it already.
I wonder if it is physically possible to get a stiffy at Hef's age? I mean what do those 4 do in bed? I don't think his dick has worked in over 10 years.
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That is so disgusting. M.K., how could you - after lunch, even! Thinking about jumping into bed with someone who smells like bengay and has his teeth in a jar ... what kind of freak wants to sleep with their grandpa ??
Submitted by Rocket on September 24, 2008 - 5:45am.
I don't care how much money or power he has, I wouldn't fuck that old prune.
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hahahaa - that's why god invented sluts!
I don't care how much money or power he has, I wouldn't fuck that old prune.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on September 24, 2008 - 5:34am.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
That's what I think. Holly will never get knocked up. He isn't stupid.
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Shit, dude is what 83? He'd be dead before the kid was out of nappies and that ain't right. Now that Hef has written Holly into his will, maybe she can stop harping on about having a baby. She can have kids after Hef...
I'm not wishing the Hef off the planet prematurely or anything, but his should be a very interesting funeral.
Hugh, you don't need the night to have sex ;)
I thought he knew that.......
Desperate sluts they are.....God, not for any money in the world I would spend a second with that old man in bed....blehhhhhhh :S
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Submitted by Euphoria: "I read Hef has a flaming case of the herp ...who in their right mind would sign up for THAT?"
Well, it's estimated that 1 in 4 or 5 adults has herpes. Then consider that the women who aspire to the, ahem, adult entertainment business have probably had more sexual partners than the average woman. They probably have herpes already.
(I'm not condemning or judging. I'm just saying.)
Which of the people in that picture is more delusional, Hef needs to stick with one slutty bunny and call it a day..
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How many people in this pic can tie their own shoes?
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Three! 1, 2, 3 putas, three!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 23, 2008 - 2:29pm.
That's what I think. Holly will never get knocked up. He isn't stupid.
He should get some hot ladies of color in the stable already
_Submitted by Euphoria on September 23, 2008 - 3:59pm.
ha ha ha!!!!!!
You make me feel Euphoric! and i like it! not in mah butt though!
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Submitted by LoLo on September 23, 2008 - 3:26pm.
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You freaking slay me, LoLo!
*I thought it was herpes, BUTT.*
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing
It was always the Hershey highway for Hef.
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It's the Hef method of birth control.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on September 23, 2008 - 3:20pm.
Oh, HELL, no! TMI! TMI! TMI! *erases memory*
HA ha these girls have herpes in da butt!
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I read Hef has a flaming case of the herp (which he got in the 70's, so think of how many people he's infected...scratch that [whooops, very poor choice of words there!]...don't think of that) which flairs up A LOT...who in their right mind would sign up for THAT? Unless, of course, they could get a lifetime supply of Valtrex and a few million dollars.