The End Is Near
Rumors have been going around that Hugh Hefner's three slutty bunnies are ready to bust out of the mansion. Holly is reportedly fucking Criss Angel. Barf. Kendra is reportedly engaged to football player Hank Baskett. Okay. And Bridget....well....who cares about that one! Hugh addressed all the rumors with E!'s Marc Malkin.
Hef said that he's still with all three girls and Holly is not dating Criss Angel. He said, "Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis."
He did admit that the relationship he has with the girls is "in transition." "Are there going to be changes in the relationships, I'm sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret." Translation: Hef's shopping around for younger models.
I believe that Kendra and Bridget are solely there for the show and nothing more. Holly is another story. In her Stepford mind, she believes that Hef is going to marry her and give her many babies with old man faces.
Think of all the times Holly woke up with piss on her leg and Hef's drool on her weave. Or all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head. What does she have to show for it?! She needs to pack up her bag of stupid costumes and find a new sugar daddy. She gets a FAIL in the art of gold digging. Put her in the back of the bus with Sarah Larson!
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Submitted by Kaylee on September 23, 2008 - 3:22pm.
True dat. True dat.
YAWN, Heffner is soooooo old, and so over. This is sooooooooo boring, why do you even post this crap.
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 23, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 23, 2008 - 3:15pm.
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Because models know they can get a Russian Mob Boss. And not only would he be younger than Hef. They can stay outside later than 9pm.
zzzz....file this story in the nearest diaper pail.
Submitted by coiled-n-hissing on September 23, 2008 - 1:20pm.
*covers eyes*
tmi tmi tmi tmi tmi
Anyone remember few years back when Howard Stern had on some broad who was one of original in Hef's stable of about 8? Before he culled the herd to these 3. Anyway this gal went into great detail on the way Hef liked his nightly sexy times sessions to go. Viagra, lots of baby oil, dildoes. All the bims would get on the round bed and play lezzie while he watched porn and was serviced by his picks for the eve. When he was 'ready' he poked the 'top girl' (I am guessing Holly took the honors) in the poop chute whilst the others talked dirty to him. It was always the Hershey highway for Hef.
There. All the news you didn't want to know.
these 3 skanks sold their soul to lay down next this old geezer in hope he would put them in his will...i'm quite surprised none of the skanks have poisoned hef's viagra yet...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I hope these whores are saving their money. When this old fool tires of them or croaks they will be shit out of luck.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
LoLo: There IS something about him that seems like he's trying to stick it to The Woman. I guess any guy who goes over the edge with the exploitation of women: Howard Stern (who I used to like), Joe Francis, Larry Flynt, numerous others....
I doubt any of these bitches will stay behind to sign up for bedpan duty when he fails to recover from a stroke and is bedridden. I mean, they'll willingly lie on his bed if Hugh & the sheets are clean, but otherwise....no.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I smell BULLSHIT! Holly was in Vegas with Chris Ahole a couple of days ago. And we all know Hef's hoes have to be back in their cages back 9pm. Hef must have thru a couple of dollars at Holly and Kendra to stay for one more season of TGND. And as for Bridget... poor poor poor Bridget! I think she knows she is getting kicked out when the show is over.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 23, 2008 - 3:15pm.
I agree with you. Why don't old ugly rich pepaws get beautiful models instead of trailer trash moose eating tramps? Because I am pretty sure they cost the same.
Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on September 23, 2008 - 3:15pm.
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You should have seen pix of Holly BEFORE all the plastic surgery...less than average looks. It's all smoke, mirrors, scalpels and Botox!
Holly used to live in a field in a rusted old trailer in Alaska, so if she gets anything outta Hef it will be more than she's used to having. Major golddigger, that one, because the only thing worse than death to her is being poor or deprived of attention.
Criss Angel? GRODY!!! I wonder who gets more makeup on the pillowcase.
Hef must need some trifocals, cause none of those broads is really hot. Pretty average actually. Even though he's a thousand year old great great pepaw, he's rich, so he oughta be pulling higher quality tail than that. I guess the really pretty hookers don't play that man sharing shit!
Bunny Times iz ovah!
I agree about Kendra though, she's the only one who will probably get the most out of this whole thing.
The other two rely to much on other people's money and time.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
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I wish it was the End of me having to see any of these whores.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
- "Bad Things" - Theme from "True Blood"
I have a bit of a girl crush on Kendra, even though she´s a rather "simple" girl. I just like her tomboy attitude, she really doesn´t give a fuck. Plus she has a really nice little tight body.
Think of all the times Holly woke up with piss on her leg and Hef's drool on her weave. Or all the hours she spent sucking on his drowsy turtle head.
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Haaaaahaaaa..ewwww...haaaaaaahaaaaaa....ewwww...!
She needs to get the hell out before she has to start wiping his ass and bathing him in the Grotto.
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The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
Does it even matter? Its not like ANY of those women give a fuck about Hef except for Bridget always cryin like a damn baby about wanting to be in Playboy, Holly seems like an uber cunt and, Kendra needs to be in school for the rest of her dumb ass life.
Bridget is already married, but separated (but may be divorced by now)...Marquardt is her married name...Sandmeier is her maiden name. And she follows Holly around and is afraid to cross her or Hef. Holly hates Kendra, and so does Bridget when Holly is around...again, Bridget is a follower. Holly wants an income...Hef is still married, so can't (or won't - ha!) marry her, so a baby would be the next best meal ticket UNLESS she can talk the old codger into putting her in the will. I think Kendra, for all her ditziness, is actually the smartest in using the whole shitpile as a springboard by branding herself into different markets, mainly sports. The whole thing is a joke, except it does make money because of the flesh factor and the Bunny hijinks.
Hef is a sad old fucker who got cheated on by his first love.
His empire was built on the need to rub sex in that dumb cheater ladies face and to prove that his skinny odd looking ass could get some pussy from strange and hot women.
I like titts and boobies and lovely stuff like that, so i dont harsh this old fart too much, but for the love of all things green and smokeable, Hef has been and always will be pathetic as will any ho hole he rolls his floppy pappy into.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Kendra's boobs vs Bridget's?
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
They're all nothing more than glamorized prostitutes anyway.
How is everyone this fine day? :D
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
um eww? why do i picture depends floating around this picture and dusty jizz?
-=meow hiss purr=-
Ha!