Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by paris herpes on Sun, 09/28/2008 - 2:44pm.

How dare Avril share a birthday with PP! How insulting!

Your face!

Submitted by IWannaBeMonicaB... on Sun, 09/28/2008 - 4:47am.

A. Martinez is 60?!!!

Holy shit... anyone else remember that hot piece in "Santa Barbara"?

And happy birthday, Wilford Brimley!
I'm gonna go watch "Cocoon" now, while eating some oatmeal.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:26pm.

happy bday to don "soul train" cornelius", and shaun cassidy...and to all the bday sluts today...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

Submitted by MsDoloD81 on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:57pm.

I love how my baby Micheal always finds the most random people and puts their b-day up!! Now that makes my day cause I'll look at the name (for instance Amanda Detmer) and be like "Who the HELL is that??" It's all good though!!

Submitted by ophelia_drowns on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 7:32pm.

Submitted by ShelbiannaLynne on September 27, 2008 - 7:27pm.

I thought every day was Phoebe Price's birthday...in her mind. I bet she even forgets when her real birthday is.

Submitted by ShelbiannaLynne on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 6:57pm.

EXCUSE ME!!! BUT DID YOU FORGET... AGAIN!!! THAT TODAY IS Phoebe Price's birthday???

<3 Ya Biatch!

XOXO Shelbianna Lynne

Submitted by Hysteria on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 6:52pm.

Meat loaf is gross. Why hasn't he exploded yet?

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Revealed recently that Sarah Palin required rape victims in her two-horse Alaskan town to pay for their own rape kits. (Are robbery victims required to pay for finger printing??? NOOO!) More proof what a disgrace and joke this woman is. Plaster this shit all over the net:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/26/opinion/26fri4.html?incamp=article_pop...

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:52pm.

Submitted by Mr. President on September 27, 2008 - 12:45pm.
OMG you guys! Avril is, like, 24 today! That's so fucking hardcore. Like, seriously.

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OMG! Like wow! You're totally right. I'm gonna get something pierced! Okay.. I'm gonna get a clip-on and pretend. But I'll be so cooool like Avril!

Submitted by Stick Stickly on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:06pm.

Submitted by SandBOX on September 27, 2008 - 11:35am.

haha....you also share a birthday with Meat Loaf. I'm sure you're very honored.

Happy Birthday!
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People are crazy and times are strange.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:04pm.

Submitted by putas on September 27, 2008 - 9:00am.

I would go by 'A' Martinez too if my name was Adolph.

He is the soap opera king, though. Think he was on Santa Barbara back when Robin Wright played EDEN! Old school.
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You are mistaken. Robin Wright was Kelly Capwell. Marcy Walker was Eden....I was a huge fan of the show....

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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin

Submitted by Stick Stickly on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 4:02pm.

Happy birthday to tha Loaf!
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People are crazy and times are strange.

Submitted by SandBOX on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 2:35pm.

Goddamn! I have the same birthday as Fishsticks, Don Cornelius and Phoebe Price. The apocalypse is a comin'!

Submitted by Noelegy on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:54pm.

Go Meat Loaf! (raises a toast)

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Life's too long, as the Lemming said.
--Jethro Tull

Submitted by The C word on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:30pm.

HB Shaun Cassidy....*sigh*....Da Doo Ron Ron Ron, Da Doo Ron Ron.

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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.

Submitted by Aunt Bea on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:29pm.

Shaun Cassidy is 50? :(

Submitted by Salem13 on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 1:22pm.

Wow I can't believe Avril is older then me.
Happy Bday Gwyneth. I also thought she was older then 36.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:54pm.

I see all the musical greats are having birthdays today.

meatloaf, avril, shaun, wayne and gwenie.

what a collection of dreck.

~~ Manny: Do you have to drink quite so much wine?
Bernard: Yes I do! How else are we going to get candles in empty wine bottles?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTvfG3HSDYA&feature=related

Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:45pm.

OMG you guys! Avril is, like, 24 today! That's so fucking hardcore. Like, seriously.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:23pm.

Oh, and I forgot to say happy BD to the Diabeetus Walrus. Eat your oatmeal and use Liberty Medical for all your DIABEETUS testing supplies.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:19pm.

Le Sigh. I see my threats had no effect on MK to make Shaun Cassidy Birthday Slut. How many hours I spent scrawling "Mrs. Shaun Cassidy" in my school notebooks. I saw him perform when I was 15; true bliss. I screamed my head off like one of those crying Beatles fans. **HORMONES**

Anyfuck, at least he's listed. Flashback for all you Shaun fans:

http://www.geocities.com/valentinesc/main.html

Submitted by putas on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 12:00pm.

I would go by 'A' Martinez too if my name was Adolph.

He is the soap opera king, though. Think he was on Santa Barbara back when Robin Wright played EDEN! Old school.

Submitted by LA on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:53am.

parissucksliterally - I can't believe Cruz Castillo is 60! That's crazy!

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:35am.

A Martinez (was a huge fan of his when he was on the soap "Santa Barbara") is older than Shaun Cassidy? WTF?

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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin

Submitted by TarnishedInTucson on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:29am.

Gwyneth Paltrow is 36? Hard to imagine - she acts like she's 12. Maybe if somebody fed her once in awhile she'd act her age.

Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:22am.

Extra spanks to Meat Loaf,love him!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Submitted by BlissBoo on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:19am.

I crushed hard on Shaun Cassidy as a kid. TIGER BEAT! HB you hot bitch!

That picture of Meat Loaf cracks me up. I LOVE how MK always posts the worst possible pictures, snark snark.

Submitted by halfsober on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 11:06am.

fishsticks is only 36?!? good god i've been jumping time or something, i swear that hoe was in her fifties, no joke.

Submitted by aquarius on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:58am.

I love Meat Loaf! My mom got me into it, I think it was the soundtrack to her high school years :) But yeah, he needs to go on tour in the States so I can see him!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:31am.

GOOOOOO ! Meat !

Happy birthday Baby !

Submitted by Aamyko. on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:14am.

That snotty cunt Avril is such a waste of space!

http://www.aamyko.com

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 10:02am.

Reading that Meat Loaf is celebrating a birthday now makes me suddenly very, very hungry!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

Submitted by No Words on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:58am.

You took the words right out of my mouth.
It must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
Well, I swear it's true.
I was just about to say "I love you."

Happy birthday, Meat Loaf. "Bat Out of Hell" was the soundtrack to my college years. (Yes, I really am that old.)

Submitted by YesIownPanties on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:51am.

robert paulson is 61???? LOL....god i love that movie

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Miss your fucked up ways on my fucked up days.

http://www.myspace.com/unexpectedlyspeechless

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:41am.

HEDY LAMARR!!!! WOOOT! THX :)

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:39am.

mike on September 27, 2008 - 9:39am

NO WAY!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:39am.

Bad news, y'all: Paul Newman died.

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:39am.

@Speakit..The intials for DA's avi are H.L. *MuaH*

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:37am.

Gwyneth is having a flaxseed and hummus cake with non-polluting candles.

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:37am.

Shaun Cassidy (50)
50!!!??? OMG, da doo ron ron da doo ron ron, HEY DEANIE, he's 50!!!!
I was a fan, I loved the Hardy Boys.

Don Cornelius (72) PIMP! The Sooooooul Train!!!!

Happy Birfday to all except Fishsticks, she can bite it, pretentious hwore.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by NitWitty on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:33am.

Happy Birthday Shaun Cassidy. The first poster I ever bought with my own babysitting money. And so it goes...
GM MK and you other hot sluts..

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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:20am.

@Dead Actress

It totally drives me bonkers that I can't remember the name of the actress in your avie, but I don't want to ask you because I know eventually it'll pop in my head.

But it wouldn't be wrong if you told me her initials. :P

Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:16am.

Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 9:13am.

Pissed myself :)

Submitted by mike on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:15am.

I thought Wilford Brimley was much older than 74. FYI, pronouncing diabetes "di-uh-BEE-tus" makes you sound like an ignorant hick, btw.

Happy B-day to Gwyneth Paltrow. She's annoying, but I still find her extremely pretty.

Submitted by dead-actress on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:14am.

Submitted by speakit on September 27, 2008 - 9:05am.
Happy Birthday Don Cornelius!
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"...and as always, we wish you love, peace and soul!"

Soul Train! Yes! I love it!!

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:13am.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa!!! *screams*

I have no idea who that is. I'm just sharing the love.

Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:09am.

Shaun Cassidy! *screams* *pulls hair*

Submitted by speakit on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:05am.

Happy Birthday Don Cornelius!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AVRZh-GcNY

Barack Obama dances on Soul Train

Submitted by dead-actress on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:04am.

Meat,
.. all I can do
Is keep on telling you
I want you (I want you)
I need you (I need you)
But-there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you
Now don't be sad (Don't be sad)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad
Now don't be sad (Cause)
'Cause two out of three ain't bad

Happy Birthday...MeatLoaf! Love that song!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:02am.

Sorry, sluts. Fecking 2X post.

Black coffee and ciggies are on me.

Submitted by Green Is Good on Sat, 09/27/2008 - 9:01am.

Happy Barfday, Eddie! (Meatloaf in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show")

Step, kick! Step, kick!