Falling Models At Prada!

i dont know how them girls can wear them shoes. i mean im surprised they make em that high...who is actually going to wear them other then strippers? if they can even wear them!
that fall must have hurt though....

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Fashion shows- Bleah!

Ugly, skinny girls stomping around in ugly too-big shoes wearing ugly useless clothes and uglyfying make-up and ugly, shitty hair.

Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Dea on September 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
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Do runway models have anything equivalent to a 'dress rehearsal'?

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sure, but a slippery runway is always a threat :P

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I thought this was Rodarte. i read the models were falling on their asses at that show too.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z301/theclotheshorse/theclotheshorse2...

One of my other blog sites said the problem is that they had to wear these sock things that slipped when the girls walked. That is why one of the photos look like her whole foot came out of the shoe. I feel bad for the girls. Apparently this was an issue with about half the models.

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Not defending Prada-- terrible, overpriced boring shit-- but maybe the runway was slick or something. The heels don't look that crazy high. I've seen the local pros sprinting in heels that look almost twice the size in heel-height. So maybe these models were amateurs.

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Awwww, that sucks. They should've been doing blow, then their senses would've been heightened and they would've had cat-like reflexes and stayed up straight. Ding!

Aren't models trained to walk in platform heels? Isn't there some sort of professional development course for "Advanced Fuck-Me-Pump Walking"?

Those models suck at their jobs. You know who makes ridic high heels? Vivienne Westwood.

Here's a few of her crazy ass shoes:

http://www.worldcollectorsnet.com/magazine/issue30/Westwoodshoe.jpg

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sfmetro/04.17.00/gifs/style-0014.jpg

http://www.fashion-era.com/images/1980-2000/vivwestshoex25.jpg

http://fashionfatalities.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/viviennewestwood_ni...

I guess those hos can be forgiven. I'm sure Prada probably only ordered every shoe in one size so some of those poor girls were wearing shoes that were way too big for them.

Those shoes didn't fit right. Think about the last time you went to the circus - even the clown could walk on stilts! Maybe these shoes need better leg braces.

What dumb cunts design shoes that CAN'T BE WORN? Fucking mongs!

Fashion in crap, stop feeding into it and wear what you think looks good, airhead bimbo models, nothing more than skeletons draping themselves in ugliness. If your gonna wear hideous shoes and fall over maybe you deserve to get your neck broke at the very least you deserve to be laughed at. Why people go bat shit over this garbage is beyond belief.

Agh! i feel bad for these models
modeling is not so easy

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the creator of those shoes clearly hates women...but it's still funny that models are busting their asses...
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Their 'JOB' is to make us regular chicks look like battle pigs in comparison.

Aw, poor thing; she looked drunk trying to walk in those thing. You see one of the girls got smart and just took the shoes off; can't say I blame her.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 9:15am.
"I would have taken those ugly shoes off and found the designer and winged them at his fucking head, which is the only reason I"m not a top model
you believe me, right?"

Better yet, stabbed him in the chest, with the heel.

The first thing that crossed my mind is, what's Prada's liability, should a model break/strain an ankle, need medical care, and is out of work for months? If two models tripped, it's the shoe, or the runway, not the model.

Their 'JOB' is to walk down a fuckin runway. Pay attention bitches. Your not doing brain surgery. Shit your not even cleaning up dressing rooms at Forever 21. Your job is to be skinny walk. Fuck. Even I can do that.

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Didja see that face when she started stumbling again?: I QUIT THIS BITCH!!!

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I'd have my models walk in 8-inch lucite platforms on a catwalk made out of wet ice.

lol

Tyra would kick there ass if they did that on ANTM

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Those shoes do not look that extreme. I have worse in my closet! I think they just looked to small for that girl. I have heard they are given a shoe size and thats what they MUST fit into. big or small, off they go.

In a few of the shots it looks like the shoe strap over the toes actually broke. No wonder these girls couldn't walk.
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I can't sit here and pretend i don't love and buy fashion but seeing this makes me realize how much the fashion industry hates women. MK, thank you for posting this, i needed a good laugh after the Gaykenloonies (or whatever) fiasco. The misanthrope in me was starting to come out like The Hulk.

edit: that chick is pretending she's bowling to divert her thoughts from the ridiculousness that is her life at that precise moment.

How is no one busting an ankle?

I'm bored with you now.

I'm not a shoe whore at all, but what makes it even funnier than the model falling is that the platform heels aren't even cute! Well done, Prada.
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Prada get a load of press so they are sweet. Poor girl must have been DYING inside on the first fall and then teetering on the second I am sure life flashed before her. Walking in those things one thing, getting back up on something with little stability when you have frail little legs and ankles.. is another.

We boys live the easy life when it comes to runway. Unless Vivian Westwood gets hold of you...

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@LoLo... Laughing... I am not especially a kind soul, I was thinking more economic. As a designer I would want to make it look like even Dlisters could walk in my 8 inch platforms.

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Submitted by Dea on September 24, 2008 - 10:38am.
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Do runway models have anything equivalent to a 'dress rehearsal'?

poor girls wont be modeling for prada any time soon.

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

as a model myself, i don´t think that´s funny, at all. tripping is a model´s worst fear. can´t the designers be practical FOR ONCE???? They´re so freaking stupid. Ha! It feels great to be able to say that, ´cause no one will ever know who i am. lol

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They should be using these shoes at Gitmo.

lol

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I'd have my models walk in 8-inch lucite platforms on a catwalk made out of wet ice.

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BWAAAAA!
in some other pics I saw, it looks like she is wearing a ped and he foot slipped out of the shoe.

Then there are a few more pictures that are hysterical. the models arms look like a baby bird trying to fly for the first time and it looks painful!
not sure if this link will work but here goes:

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/femail/article-1060909/Its-devil-wear-Prad...

LOL

Another great example of the ridiculousness of "high fashion".

Ridiculous walk + Ridiculous shoes = Comedy

I know the purpose of these runway shows is to be theatrical and get attention, but hello? These skinny, hungry, exhausted, frail, coked out models have to be able to walk down the runway!!! Therefore, these designers need to be a little more practical or use real women who can stomp the catwalk in heels--like me. Hell, I can RUN in mine. Call me, Prada.

_Submitted by r5bales on September 24, 2008 - 9:43am.
I read something about these models jobs. I guess the problem is not just the 6 inch shoes, but the runway is usually very slick. I think if I were a designer I would make sure the runway provided the best walking surface so my shoes didn't trip up the models.
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See you are a kind soul because I was just thinking that If it was MY show I would grease that run way UP MAN! Then I would send those cows struttin' down in ice cube shoes!

Thats how you test a garment out. If you dont split your britches its a good buy!

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I guess this is why they don’t like models to chew gum on the catwalk.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 24, 2008 - 8:15am.

what do you mean, now?

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Not the best endorsement for the shoes, that is if people actually plan to walk in them.

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J Alexander should be the only model allowed on the runway, she'd NEVER pull this shit!

I'm glad they set up these bitches to wipe out though, effin highlarious...

strap on shoes are not for me...
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