Gayken Comes Out: The Morning After
I know you're still reeling from the fact that Clay Gayken officially loves the peen. I'm sure Kathy Griffin is sobbing in her closet, considering early retirement. Don't do that, Kathy. Remember. You'll always have Ryan Gaycrest.
Oh and in related news, I'm gay too. I know. Too many gay shockers for a 24-period.
This morning, People released a few experts from Clay's totally gay interview and the born-again Christian talks about why he decided to shock the world by unveiling the best kept secret in Hollywood.
On why he decided to come clean:
"It was the first decision I made as a father. I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."On how he thinks his mom-jeans-wearing fans are going to handle the news:
"Whether it be having a child out of wedlock, or whether it be simply being a homosexual, it's going to be a lot. I've never intended to lie to anybody at all. ... But if they leave, I don't want them to leave hating me."On telling his mommy four years ago:
"It was dark. I was sitting there, thinking to myself. I don't know why I started thinking about it ... I just started bawling. She made me pull over the car and it just came out. She started crying. She was obviously somewhat stunned. But she was very supportive and very comforting. She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she's come a long way."On raising his son Parker Foster Aiken:
"I have no idea if he'll be gay or straight. It's not something I'll have anything to do with, or that he'll have anything to do with. It's already probably up inside the code there ... No matter what the situation you're in, if you're raised in a loving environment, that's the most important thing."
Did he just call himself a "homosexual"? I thought my frigid aunt was the only one who called the gays that. She also refers to any of my boyfriends as my "special friend." And is Gayken's mommy living in the basement with Solange? She was stunned to find out he's a sausage worshiper? I mean. If your name is Clay Aiken, you might be gay.
Also, I've been wondering what the die-hard Claymates think of all of this. I haven't found shit! This site, which is homebase for Claymates in Georgia, has yet to comment on it. I keep refreshing like crazy. Thankfully they have amazingly hot pictures of their idol to entertain me with. Seriously. Look at these pictures. High-art! That Clay Gayken doll is going to haunt my gay dreams.
ShareThis
Someone needs to get these bitches some double-sideds pronto!
Chairman: Jenna
Co-Chairman: Debbie
Secretary:Margie
Treasurer: Libby
Or some good meds, because it just ain't right that grown women would act like that.
I don't know if Jesus was gay or not(nor I care), but he was one hellauv Cool dude...
That is what I believe in, jesus was cool and God is even cooler to had shared him with us.
WHAT WILL I DOOOOO? *sniffle*
I used to ask myself, What Would Clay Do? WELL I DON'T WANT TO TAKE A STIFFY UP THE BUTT UNLESS IT'S FOR JEEEEBBBBUSSSSS!!! *wails*
Kelly Rippa smelled his cum stained hands. No wonder she was freaked out......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 10:31am.
Jesus was gay?
____________________________
No, he was just a hippy.
I Dont know... I think Jesus would think sex in the butt is just fine and dandy as long as you ask permission first.
I dont think Jesus would like people passing around snakes agaisnt their will while screaming about the devil and charging rape victims for rape kits.
Jesus would not approve of breast milk Ben and Jerry's.
______________________________________________
We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I'm not usually a 'look on the bright side' type person, but maybe this will change the blackened hearts of just a few hard-core "Christians?"
Because, like him or not, Clay has always comported himself with manners and decency (except, of course, to that trick he picked up off the internet).
Maybe some of those podunk clay-mates will start seeing gay differently? I can dream...
BTW, ANY normal person could tell Clay is gay from the first time he was on AI! DUH!
***********************************************
Visit my blog, please? Somebody?:
http://thepopulistmisanthrope.blogspot.com/
Jesus was gay?
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Jebus died for Clay's sins.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
I could make him go straight.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
STRAIGHT TO HELLL!!!! SINNER!!! *sobs* why didn't you pick me as the turker baster mommy whhhyyyyyyy? *cuts self with crucifix*
hahhaha loozer, thats funny. The gays are like: "nooo! we dont want him!!" haha
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
being Christian does make it harder, but I have decided not to judge anyone ever again, and it is Clay that has taught me this, and unconditional love,
... and what Jesus Christ taught you..??
I can beieve this people... and you know they all voting for McCain-Palin
Sensimina yes, even the biggest tree huggers I know can't stand PETA anymore.
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Who cares about the gay stuff? I want Clay to break down and confess he verbally abused that children's choir a few years' back. Anyone else remember that? He wouldn't let the kids eat til they learned their parts perfectly, and he was a tyrant. That's the REAL story!
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 9:18am.
Well, something wonderful has come out of all this! A Christian Claymate will no longer judge anyone ever again because Gayken is gay!
"It is 2.57am here, just cant sleep. I have cried, tossed and turned, but have had a feeling about this for a long time, being Christian does make it harder, but I have decided not to judge anyone ever again, and it is Clay that has taught me this, and unconditional love, and I do not even know him. He still has the voice that I adore, and he is the bravest classiest, and the least vulgar person I have ever seen."
**
that is nice, but once this bitch gets off the "ClayBoard" (hehehehe) and back into the church, the beauty shop, the piggly wiggly, the bridge table, her fellow chrischuns will set her "straight" again.
Remember these people love one person more than Clay: JEEBUSSS!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I refuse to believe it! It is just a phase Clay is going through. He is confused.
Really, we don't want him on our team. I prefer to think of Clay as nonsexual. I want to believe that he looks like a Ken doll nude.
*************************************************
I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 10:18am.
Well, something wonderful has come out of all this! A Christian Claymate will no longer judge anyone ever again because Gayken is gay!
"It is 2.57am here, just cant sleep. I have cried, tossed and turned, but have had a feeling about this for a long time, being Christian does make it harder, but I have decided not to judge anyone ever again, and it is Clay that has taught me this, and unconditional love, and I do not even know him. He still has the voice that I adore, and he is the bravest classiest, and the least vulgar person I have ever seen."
______________________________________
OMFG.. yeah, Clay taught 'unconditional love' if that means rubbing one out to his pic.
So before Clay, she thought all gays were classless and vulgar?
Now if Clay will come out and say he believes in evolution...
Damn that is a scary lookin baby it kinda reminds me of JLO's demon baby that was also on the cover of People. Bullshit his mother had to have known he was gay, I mean really how could you think other wise?
that baby has total gay face...
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 9:59am.
ok OFF TOPIC: I just read on CNN that PETA is asking Ben and Jerry's to use human breast milk instead of cow's milk in their ice cream. I am gonna HURL!?!?!?!
------------------------------------------
Anyone who supports PETA is automatically retarded in my eyes. You should have heard the bullshit they spouted to me trying to defend their use of Steve-O as a spokesperson. I called them to get their comment for an article I was writing, and to hear the ridiculousness of a phone answering PETA idiot trying to convince me that a guy who made his career off of torturing animals on Wildboys was a good idea to represent an organization that would supposedly rather sacrifice a human than a fly...wow.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I'm LMAO at him saying "My mom as stunned at me coming out!"
-----------------------------------
Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Meh...good on him! And his little baby is cute too!
Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.
I can't believe his mother was surprised, talk about obtuse.
Well, something wonderful has come out of all this! A Christian Claymate will no longer judge anyone ever again because Gayken is gay!
"It is 2.57am here, just cant sleep. I have cried, tossed and turned, but have had a feeling about this for a long time, being Christian does make it harder, but I have decided not to judge anyone ever again, and it is Clay that has taught me this, and unconditional love, and I do not even know him. He still has the voice that I adore, and he is the bravest classiest, and the least vulgar person I have ever seen."
Do I hear an AMEN?
He doesn't want his son to live with lies....WTF?!
The gay boy has been living a lie how long???
SINNER!! *cries into Hostess cupcake box and drinks the hard stuff... grape sodey pop*
Not only moms but grandmas. My grandma adores him. I bought her his CD last Christmas. She also has a gay son so I think this will be a good thing for her.
Crap. The Clamate page won't load!! I need to see these Claymates!
Misty
that made my anus clench.
silly4clay
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
"I'm sure its a shock to all of us, weather we believe it or not...."
bitch, you need to get to spelling class, STAT!
****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by greenfinch on September 24, 2008 - 10:41am.
OMG! I hope so! She'll probably have to withdraw from school.
Submitted by Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 10:08am.
So this person is going to be late for class because she has to go to the library and surf the internet to confirm what is on the cover of People Magazine in Clay's own words?
perhaps she will come across this site?
Submitted by Misty on September 24, 2008 - 9:06am.
Them claymates are crazy:
http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r125/Mysticlady03/?action=view¤...
**
that is fucking insane
why are people so fucking dumb?
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Missy
if that's wrong, I don't wanna be right..
omg, late to class cause clay's gay.
"dies'
where was that excuse when I needed it?????
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
*pulls binkie out*
Misty
Wait! God did not make Clay. Clay is one of them gays. God does not approve of them gays.
Tsk…tsk…tsk…
*puts bink back in*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Who are you really, wanderer?" -- and the answer you have to give no matter how dark and cold the world around you is: "Maybe I'm a king."
No sh*t.
The only news here is that absolutely hideous baby. Eww!
hahah I bet every claymate in the country is trying to log onto these message boards to get the "support" they need during this troubled time!! You cant get on any of them!!
We should lure some over here and pretend we love clay too and just bat 'em around all day. Is that wrong??
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG, some of those comments on that Gayken message board are precious!
I like this one....
"Okay, i'm going to come right off and say that when I saw it, I did cry. and I probably will if and when it is confirmed. Which will be tomorrow morning hopefully. I'll probably be late for my first class, because i'll be surfing the internet in the library. I knew in my heart for awhile that he was-...but my head was having nothing to do with it. I knew it might come eventually, but again my brain denyed it. I'm sure its a shock to all of us, weather we believe it or not. And for all those people who think he lied to all of us, I say whatever. ..."
So this person is going to be late for class because she has to go to the library and surf the internet to confirm what is on the cover of People Magazine in Clay's own words?
ROFL!
I laughed so much reading his interview...
----------------------------------------------
"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Our Mission Statement
The Georgia Claymates feel:
* a passion for what we do;
* with compassion for whom we do it with;
* and whom we do it for.
~~ There is something very special about Clay's voice that touches OUR souls. We can feel it deep within our being.....His voice feels like home to us and like we can finally be at peace when we hear him sing...
We get an overwhelming feeling that the man's voice is an instrument...It is so strong and pure and expressive...We have NEVER heard anyone perform that way and have NEVER had anyone move us so deeply with their voice.
We are so inspired by Clay Aiken.
He captured our hearts with his song and then he showed us how to love --
Really love!
His love and devotion to children is seen and felt in everything that he does.
His humility has taught us to open our hearts and minds to the possibilities for those around us and to work to open doors that have in the past been slammed shut. He has taught us by example to love one another, to use our voice for those who have none and to sing our song so that others can hear. For that we are grateful and exceedingly proud to be A FAN. ~~
To contact the Board members
of Georgia Claymates
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
I wonder if his tight little ass cherry has been popped yet?
Them claymates are crazy:
http://s143.photobucket.com/albums/r125/Mysticlady03/?action=view¤...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Paris Hilton is like a bowling ball: she's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter." - von3248 (1/12/08)
I think Gawker expressed it best by saying, "Not since the University of Alaska's 2006 study proving that bears do, in fact, shit in the woods has a more exciting and revelatory discovery been made..."
Submitted by putsomestankonit on September 24, 2008 - 9:00am.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 9:55am.
Which reminds me, all you american bitches better be registered to vote, we have the fight of our lives on our hands!
Cracker
in school my teachers always tole my mom I has too much imagination.
-----------------------------------------------
"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
BAHAHAHAHAHA i cant get on to the site it keeps timing out....are there thatmany people trying to log on at once?
I think you guys crashed that site. I can't get it to open.
Oo, it opened, but the pics aren't loading. But LOL at there being board members!! THey probably didn't post their reaction because they all took 4 sleeping pills and hope that when they wake up it turns out it was all a dream.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 9:59am.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OH my GOODNESS>
Stop it!Hahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Where the fucking fuck do you come up with this shit?
Thank you.
You made me not want to have a drink,just sit here and laugh at your ass.
omg, that georgia clay fan site is TOO MUCH!!!!
these people are surreal!!
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
missy those are freaking hysterical!****************************1/20/09
"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 9:55am.
Shut yo mouth and don't even say Palin as prez in jest. That woman is just so damn scary.