Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Nick Hogan Is Getting Out Of Jail Early

Nick Hogan, the dough boy with roid brains, will be released back into the wild on October 21st, three months earlier than expected. Nick was sentenced to eight-months in jail for the car accident that put his friend John Graziano in a vegetative state.

A jail official told People that Nick's early release follows standard procedures. The jail official said: "They automatically get credits towards early release, and if they don't do anything bad while they're here, they get to use the credits."

Nick's brother Brooke said she's looking forward to her brother getting out of the clink. "I'm not sure where he'll live. I think he's going to do his own thing." Yeah, she really sounds like her balls are dripping with happiness.

It's no surprise that Nick's getting out early. I'm already rolling my eyes and dry heaving at all the TV interviews, phony PSAs, magazine shoots, reality shows and straight-up fuckery that will follow after his release.

Posted by: Michael K


Suki's picture

nice. another waste of DNA out on the streets. why the fuck does anyone in this family deserve to be alive?

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Oh sweet! Maybe now instead of putting someone in a vegetative state for the rest of their life, he'll go full throttle and kill someone.

I feel for the victim's family.

his ass will violate his probation or he won't show up to his community service or something and he'll end back where he belongs....in jail...that whole family is just a bunch of inbred morons...i mean, just look at him!!!!!!!!!!!! Linda probably effed the 2nd cousins donkey or something..

he's so unfortunate looking

blueberry's picture

another douche out there, awesome..

Sexecution's picture

As long as when Nick is interviewed he's forced to wear a sign around his neck with a photo of John Graziano's skull missing, it's cool.

paris herpes's picture

He probably is getting out because of "good behavior" or something like that. He nearly killed somebody and put him into a damn coma...this is justice for you!

Your face!

TITS's picture

I find it interesting how some people's face reveal their personality.

Every picture I've seen of this guy, he just screams smarmy, ignorant, arrogant fool.

/quote ""Hopefully the Graziano family will do what Nicole Brown Simpson's family did when OJ tried to release his "book.""/endquote

Remember, OJ killed on purpose, this was an accident. There is a difference. Just sayin'.

I need more cowbell's picture

bet dumba$s John wishes he had worn his seatbelt before he bought beer for a minor and goaded him into racing. Evolution at work here folks!

TITS's picture

The father of Ron Goldman needs to coach the family of the injured boy on how to deal with this chucklehead.

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letinstar's picture

ick...unattractive looking fathead...
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Clarisse's picture

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Thanks! This post pissed me off, so i changed to Johnny!

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

Maybe he will get hit by a bus.

'Hey don't break the mold kid just eat around it yeah that's what I did.'- 311

Aerialgreen's picture

So pretty much this dumbfuck will be on the streets again... which state is he on?, I mean to avoid being run over by Nick "the vegetable maker" Hogan.

weenielover's picture

That is one ugly, butta-faced, sloped shouldered, chromosomal abnormality. He will never amount to shit and will continue to take others down with him.

gyeah's picture

I know next to zero about this case but, wouldn't it be easy to rack up "credits" when you're not in general population with all the gangs, mass murderers, wife beaters and child molesters? Didn't he request to be kept isolated?

Bondagebarbie's picture

That guy is a douche,I hate him.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Pers's picture

Pfft - dancing with the has-beens. I tried watching that shit, but couldn't deal. Cloris Leachman was annoying as hell with her antics. Someone give her a downer and a place to nap.
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PurpleNeon's picture

fucking worthless piece of shit. please let him be diagnosed with malignant cancer.

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 25, 2008 - 12:09am.

Yeah, I refuse to use her human name. She is, in reality, a walking, talking, jiggling genital wart, so that's what I call her.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Chris, would you be referring to Kim K? Dancing to "Baby Got Back"?

RIDICULOUS. She is so pathetic!

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

OT

Jebus, I just saw part of Genital Wart's Dancing with the Scars video on TMZ. Wow, she sucked.

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Albatross's picture

"Nick's brother Brooke...her balls are dripping with happiness" - hilarious!

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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Dude is oogly and all the Hogans suck donkey balls. That is all.

suze's picture

Fuck me - man's got a head on him like bastard pig.

I'm bored with you now.

Silvara0428's picture

@Clarisse
love your avie.... depp before rider lost her mind nice!
I would love to kick this kids a#@ myself!
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rotten_egg's picture

So life goes on, then. Nothing changes for the Hogans. Well, whatever. He'll crash another car in the future, but let's hope no other idiot takes a ride with him (tho I doubt it, there are trully stupid morons out there who would) so he can crash alone and end up like a veggie with a big hole on his head.

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Pers's picture

Aw, my Nick Hogan prison death pool is going to be ruined. Meh.

I had shivved in the shower by Bubba (putting down my Prison Clue cards)
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nocgirl's picture

The whole Hogan family are a bunch of shitheads. Leave this cry baby punkass in jail.

Sensimina's picture

Nobody deserves to have their lives cut short like that...so why get in a car with a known douchebag to go do stupid shit intentionally? Nick Hogan didn't murder the kid.

That being said, I'm just going to ignore the shit out of all the press these twats are going to get when their idiot manchild gets out of the clink early. Don't care to know what they have to say.

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parissucksliterally's picture

Parker, I believe it is "Live at Leeds"....

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His fucking waste of 02 parents should have stepped up and taken some of the responsiblity for the loser Nick has become.

LoLo's picture

Mmmm hmmmmm *nods head in agreement with you guys*

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Submitted by Sensimina on September 24, 2008 - 11:39pm.

Nobody deserves to have their life cut short like that. They're both just kids, granted, but what's pissing everybody off is that Nick and his horrible family kept trying to make him the victim, with all that "God is just trying to make John better man" bullshit.

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Clarisse's picture

snow,
This story pisses me off so bad i had to change my avie!

I see you have a new set of heros...

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Parker's picture

Submitted by LoLo on September 24, 2008 - 10:30am.
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OT: This guy still remains a douche. A deadly douche.
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speakit's picture

Word, Sensimina. It sucks to be him and I hope he gets better, but yeah, he was a dumbass too.

Sensimina's picture

I hate to burst any bubbles, but chances are the kid who got injured in the crash wasn't exactly an innocent angel. It seems to me that if you decide to get in a car with Nick Hogan to go "racing", you pretty much have to reap what you sow.

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Salem13's picture

I bet you he gets his own show on VH1.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

does anyone else think this douche looks like cameron diaz?

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

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Submitted by Cindyloo on September 24, 2008 - 7:34am.

I'm surprised he was in jail as long as he was.
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Ooh I'm not. He put a big effing hole in that poor guys head...he should have to stay longer, IMO. Its not like Paris or Lindsey...at least they didn't harm anyone.

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LoLo's picture

Ha ha ha thanks Chris!

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Lexi-J's picture

His smug little face makes me want to puke. What a waste of fucking space he is. Ugh, I refuse to watch anything that he appears on or any interview he does.

NovaNightly's picture

Nick the prick better go into hiding once he gets out...

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I bet Hulk and family give him a car and a case of 24 as ‘Welcome Home’ gifts.

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ooooooo thanks Clarisse, I still have time to be his jailhouse penpalslashbride.
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Cindyloo's picture

I'm surprised he was in jail as long as he was. I hope that the family that is suing for damages for their son, collects mega bucks from the Hogan's.

So, how long will it take for him to crash another vehicle?

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