The Claymates Speak!
First of all, thanks to those of you who directed me to this Claymates forum where there's hundreds of messages regarding their idol's big coming out party on the cover of People Magazine. It's nice to see that 98% of them are not bothered at all and will continue to worship at his big gay feet. The other 2% are shocked, confused and hurt, because they felt they were lied to. A couple of them are still waiting for "confirmation," because People Magazine could be telling lies. Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
Here's just a few quotes from Claymates who aren't waving rainbow flags this morning:
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."
You know, if I walked by a newsstand one day and saw Rojo Caliente on the cover of a magazine with the words "Yes, I'm straight" written on it, I would probably collapse to the ground. I would be devastated. I would feel bamboozled and confused. So I can completely relate to the Claymates whose world has just crumbled into a million gay pieces.
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Duh. I can't believe some people were shocked. Who cares? Ignorance is bliss, huh? The woman who didn't want her kids "exposed to it" is a fucking homophobic idiot. Kids should be taught tolerance from their parents. It's 2008, and more and more people are coming out. We're here, we're queer! Get used to it!
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 2:42pm.
sugaroo - the moderator seems to step in like every fifth post. they restrict everything that dlisted boards are made of: referring to other posters, asking people to leave the board, talking about plast clay stories even!!
I just saw some bitch say "Oh thanks to the moderators who must be working so hard today; I hope they pay you lots of money for this job"
hahaha!!
that board is like a bizzaro-world dlisted!!!
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It makes this place look normal! Oh now I'm scared. Hold me!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 24, 2008 - 3:35pm.
Good lord, woman. You are going to get me FIRED!
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sorry. :( I don't want to end anyone's clayreer. :P
Good lord, woman. You are going to get me FIRED! I can't stop laughing!
Oh, sorry...claughing.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Do they put the name 'Clay' in front of everything?
"I'm going to Clay-mart because Bobby needs Clayola Clayons. I hope theres a Clay-light special!"
You know, I can't stand his voice, but I am half-tempted to go buy a shit-load of his cd's, just because.
MOPA, so true.
People are "ok" with this but they give away anything that reminds them they once were a fan of a gay singer.
What fucking year is this anyways?
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Heteroflexible
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OMG.. did you make that up? That rocks. *calling webster*
I knew I was a big old alcoholic slut when I found out I could fuck my way thru $500 bar tabs...LOL.
Not true but it sure does spice up my life a little. I drank 'em under the table for my $500 bar tabs.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I'm back and back to reading the Clayboards. Don't all jump at once, but this lady has lots of Gayken stuff and is giving it away now that the end of the world has come and Gayken is out....
http://theclayboard.yuku.com/sreply/1390730/t/Upcoming-People-Magazine-C...
And in case you aren't convinced, she repeats what others have said...'she isn't upset about the gay part'.
Yeah, right!
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 3:12pm.
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*grabs missy's face*
look at my avvie...see he is HAPPY GoshDangit!!
Gay=HAPPY!!!!!!!!
*nails bleeding on computer keys*
Thank You.That was my impression of a fucking crazy person aka Claymate.
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Me laughing so hard at your fucking post:gays.
MICHAEL JACKSON?!?! Newsflash FUNDIE CUNTS, pedophilia is NOT THE SAME as being GAY. FUCK. YOU.
triscuit!!! I AM SHOCKED!! I thought that couch was a good chrischun!! Well I have nevah!
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If that day comes, M.K. & I see a gay guy sobbing in the fetal position by a newsstand, I'll know it's you & slip a vicodin between your (face) lips.
Meanwhile - this delusional twat who doesn't want her kids to hear this - one or both of her kids will grow up to be gay.
Wow... this has really opened my eyes. Those comments about crying their eyes out, etc. -- my god, it sounds like they're talking about when Kennedy was shot! Come the fuck on!
Everyone in my family is 99.99% convinced that my cousin's husband is gay (I've known him since age 8 or so, it was painfully obvious even then)... he is about as straight-seeming as Clay ever was. They are both Kirk Cameron-religious types so I just assumed he was so deeply in the closet that he wouldn't admit it even to himself, and she knew but was in denial... now I am starting to entertain the possibility that she doesn't know, and is just that dense.
Are the Clay fans really that dense? Or just in denial? Hmm... when I see my cousin at Xmas I should ask her if she was a Clay fan...
Also second everyone's comments about how horrid it is that these are the people who are going to end up putting McCain into office. Take away their breeding and voting rights! You have to have a modicum of common sense to do either, and it is severely lacking here!
This proves that they are ALLLLL retarded!
The fact that it is such a shock to them amazes me. I mean this guy shot rainbows from his aura evtime he blinked.
SO confused????
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
Heteroflexible.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 3:05pm.
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Abandoned couch gives good head!
@Triscuit: You think that's bad! I actually just got a little bit jealous! ;p
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Missy.. you SLUT! lol
I never got into the girl thang. Never even kissed one. Sorry ladies, I likey da cock.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 2:54pm.
To be honest - I wasn't even sure after that.
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I was! I thought DAMN I knew I could use them for something other than fixin' shit. J/K
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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I knew I was a slut when I fucked a bum on "abandoned couch".And it was a tranny.
@missy:
O my!
*fans self*
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Thank you Dramaqueen *hugs..but not too tight, cuz I'm straight*
I just hope the speakitloonies don't hunt me down and throw antiques, disco music or flannel shirts at me. I think there's one giving me the queer eye now. :(
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 1:45pm.
I didn't know I was straight until I had a penis in my vagina.
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me too! and I didnt know I was a slut until I came 5 times when a chick licked my pussy!!
:D
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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 2:45pm.
I didn't know I was straight until I had a penis in my vagina.
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You make me lololololol.
To be honest - I wasn't even sure after that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
If Clay shakes your ovaries in a thousand different ways, seek professional help.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Jebus, some of these Claymates are acting as if he physically violated them.
"Alright Ma'am, show us where the big gay ginger touched you."
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I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it!
speakit, I think it was very brave of you to face the truth & share this with all of us. I won't lie, I'm shocked & sad, but you're still the same wonderfully whacky woman whose posts I first enjoyed. I just hope all the jellis h8rs can see past your sexuality into the person you really are.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!! This is so fucking funny!! This is funnier than when someone asks me If I Have Found Jesus and I reply: Yeah, I found him in my bed 9 weeks ago and I just aborted my Jesus Babay! He couldn't find my clit anyway. Phhe.
Thank you MK. Thank you.
I registered at that site...I can guess how my DebFrmHell is going to fly there. Someone was quoting psalms...hahahaha. First time I have ever been askeered of people!
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
I didn't know I was straight until I had a penis in my vagina.
Jesus. These are the kind of people that make me hide my Clay CD in public. THe only way I could see anyone being this upset is if they really thought they had a chance with him, which is even more ridiculous. Hell, I wanna have little MK babies, & I know it'll never happen, & I'm fine with that. Those people are pathetic.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
what's really funny is that these are the same women who watched Rosie and Ellen.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
sugaroo - the moderator seems to step in like every fifth post. they restrict everything that dlisted boards are made of: referring to other posters, asking people to leave the board, talking about plast clay stories even!!
I just saw some bitch say "Oh thanks to the moderators who must be working so hard today; I hope they pay you lots of money for this job"
hahaha!!
that board is like a bizzaro-world dlisted!!!
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Submitted by lunagirl on September 24, 2008 - 2:27pm.
Sugaroo: "Holy gayballs! I was going to register and then post something insane but their moderators are like Nazis.
Those people in there are crazy! Who cares if he's gay? Doesn't change the fact his music is basically an aural turd!"
An aural turd! Bwahahahahahah! I dare you to try and post it over there. I might even register there myself.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
who are these close minded dumb fucks who 1) couldn't tell 5 years ago that Clay was gay 2) because he is gay, no longer like him or his music 3) say he lied to his fans ???WTF. How on earth did he lie? because he didn't scream it from the roof tops? these must be the same delusional jolie fans who think that Aniston is a fraud because she lied to the public about wanting babies!! (sorry to bring that into this but that sounds like the mentality of these lunatic nuts!). p.s. I couldn't care less about Clay - I've never found him interesting and don't care for his music. But why does his sexuality have anything to do with his talent?
DUDES. Now all y'all need an intervention!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 24, 2008 - 2:22pm.
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I cant stop reading them!!! heres a good one.. this is this chick's "goodbye" statement to being a claymate *snicker snicker*
dude.
it's all so Alex in "Fatal Attraction"
I'm actually feeling sorry for this twinkie little boy and hoping he's got a nice concrete bunker somewhere.... seriously.
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wasn't until I saw Clay in Spamalot that I became convinced that he had not been telling us the truth (I can't put my finger on what it was, exactly, but I just felt it in my gut for the first time during that performance);"
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I can't tell where this came from but this is SO sad. I think it was the fact that he could see his PP through those tights. And then he got a twingly feeling in HIS PP and he thought: I think Clay is just like ME!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
these gals must be lesbians in denial, I mean, look at them!!
but since they aren't able to cope with the fact that they're big big dykes they are "drooling" for the most asexual, and hence harmless, model of a man. They're so repressed and damaged. They need to accept themselves and look for the real object of their desires, precious women.
well, that's my theory anyway.
Sugaroo: "Holy gayballs! I was going to register and then post something insane but their moderators are like Nazis.
Those people in there are crazy! Who cares if he's gay? Doesn't change the fact his music is basically an aural turd!"
An aural turd! Bwahahahahahah! I dare you to try and post it over there. I might even register there myself.
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 2:19pm.
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FUCKING wOw.
I don't know what else to say.
WoW!!!!!
That shit is really creepy.Bet she shoots herself.
And I am not trying to be funny.That shit is scary.
They have 952 lurkers ONLINE in there right now! Probably most of them are are from here! LMAO!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 2:23pm.
"I have put CLay before God, my husband and my children and friends, often times."
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LOL!
Well, its a good thing he doesn't ask for much. Yeesh!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
"I have put CLay before God, my husband and my children and friends, often times."
Hmmm... so if he hadn't admitted he was gay, she would still do that. Bitch, clay did you a favor.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 24, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Oh and P.S.-How does one's ovaries shake?
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Yeah...putting it like that really makes me wonder about her level of sex education....
That actually makes me say: Ouchie!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Holy gayballs! I was going to register and then post something insane but their moderators are like Nazis.
Those people in there are crazy! Who cares if he's gay? Doesn't change the fact his music is basically an aural turd!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
How could these idiots have NOT KNOWN he is gay?
"I'm the whoriest whore whoever whored and I still wouldn't get with that." ~ MK
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 1:19pm.
I cant stop reading them!!! heres a good one.. this is this chick's "goodbye" statement to being a claymate *snicker snicker*
dude.
it's all so Alex in "Fatal Attraction"
I'm actually feeling sorry for this twinkie little boy and hoping he's got a nice concrete bunker somewhere.... seriously.
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wasn't until I saw Clay in Spamalot that I became convinced that he had not been telling us the truth (I can't put my finger on what it was, exactly, but I just felt it in my gut for the first time during that performance);"
Me too...but I was still hoping - wanting to be blind.
Now my stomach just feels revolted.
It was fun for 5 years. Now for me....it's over.
Wishing Clay all the best.
My worst thought is: Were the webcams from that devil posted some time ago actually true????? Oh dear lord, please say it is not so.
I don't regret the money spent - all those concerts, CD parties, hotel bills - because - I truly for the first time in my life truly enjoyed concerts and had really great fun.
Good bye Clay.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Oh and P.S.-How does one's ovaries shake?
**shudder**
blech.That just grossed me out!
"and I stand by my statement, nobody is going to walk into a gay bar and hear van halen albums blasting- -- "
What?
And, Mopa on September 24, 2008 - 1:50pm.
OMG! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better....
"I think many will realize tomorrow that he is saying he is Happy = Gay. Happy about his new son, Parker. Not that he likes men."
- *Claystunned, Clayshocked!!!*
"Many will realize tomorrow", I want to know where, when and how "many" there will be.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I cant stop reading them!!! heres a good one.. this is this chick's "goodbye" statement to being a claymate *snicker snicker*
I isolated the good parts
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I have been a CLay fan from the start and a member of this board since 2004. I know many of you from my Clay travels and have enjoyed your company and influence in my life immensely. I felt I owed you my goodbye though lately I had not posted much. Here are my feelings. .....
I love Clay with all my heart and that will never change. I feel nothing but love. However, I am deeply saddened. I know one thing is that I do not hate him. I never will. I will support him but the support I will give til the day I die is that of a different kind. Like Clay, I need to be honest and true to myself. I will support him in prayer but I can't continue to be a fan at this time. I do not agree with his belief about homosexuality or by what I believe to be his choice. Many of you may disagree with me and even rail at me. Your right and I understand. I respect that this has had to be very difficult for him and actually understand why he hid it all even for as long as he did.
However, how I feel and what am I going to do now.....
I am grieving deeply as I will miss that glorious gift of God that is Clay, his voice, his love, his passion. I will miss the fandom. The fun. The comaraderie. I will miss him and I will miss all of you. This tears me apart and pains me greatly.
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I am in deep sorrow that I have to walk away like this now. But I can't stay and live a lie myself, no matter what. No matter how much I love his voice and many things about him. No matter how much I want the experience of being a fan in many ways. I have to do what I believe is right. And no matter how painful that is.
I have given much of the last 5 years to Clay. I have met him 3 times: Book signing, the tour bus and my M&G. I have seen him perform live almost 100 times. I have supported him at other appearances even when he was not singing. I have gone to gala's. I have contributed to UNICEF and the Bubel Aiken Foundation in money and time. I have promoted and defended the man to the hilt in many ways. All choices. My choices. Blessings have been mine the whole time.
****Though looking back perhaps I gave too much of my life and there has been a down side to my fandom.
I have put CLay before God, my husband and my children and friends, often times. ****
But again that was my choice and I believe no good intention, effort, or relationship was a waste. All comes together for the good.
I hope the best for Clay all his life.
I love him and I love you all
With this I say goodbye to Clay and this fanhood
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Just reading this shit makes me feel creepy! GAWD DAYUM!
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