The Claymates Speak!
First of all, thanks to those of you who directed me to this Claymates forum where there's hundreds of messages regarding their idol's big coming out party on the cover of People Magazine. It's nice to see that 98% of them are not bothered at all and will continue to worship at his big gay feet. The other 2% are shocked, confused and hurt, because they felt they were lied to. A couple of them are still waiting for "confirmation," because People Magazine could be telling lies. Hey, whatever gets you through the day.
Here's just a few quotes from Claymates who aren't waving rainbow flags this morning:
"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream.""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
"I wish him well and hope he gets some peace of mind now BUT I feel he lied to everyone-especially us fans. He should have just said so years ago. I feel like we were "used". I still love to hear him sing but I also feel he has now become like a Michael Jackson and it's a bit too weird! He isn't just the plain ordinary person with the values he first stood for.-but it's just my opinion."
"One really sad thing for me that sums this up. THis morning at the breakfast table my 9 and 10 year olds were there and the radio was on and they came on with the headline "FOrmer American Idol..." and I knew what was coming and I ran to turn it off. I didn't want my young children to hear that and ask questions about it. To me this is the saddest thing and the reason I won't be able to hold him as my idol. I remember the day when I ran to turn it on and called all the family to watch with pride. It just seems so in your face now and I don't want exposing my kids to this. "
"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay. It does change my perception of who he is and how I see him. We always called him our boyfriend and that won't be happening anymore."
You know, if I walked by a newsstand one day and saw Rojo Caliente on the cover of a magazine with the words "Yes, I'm straight" written on it, I would probably collapse to the ground. I would be devastated. I would feel bamboozled and confused. So I can completely relate to the Claymates whose world has just crumbled into a million gay pieces.
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What's sad is that they're not little girls. These are grown women who've lived in the world. And with that one woman turning off the radio to shield her 9 & 10 y/o from asking questions, she's pretty much guaranteeing that they're gonna be ignorant and lost just like her dumb ass.
you know Rosie O'Donnell is all over "I told you so!"
as is 99% of America. Didn't even need gaydar to see the Gayken flames ...
If I were him though I probably would have just stayed in keepquietville. Just like Ricky Martin. Because truthfully it isn't anyone else's business and no one should care.
It's not like I feel a need to announce "hey, I'm straight!"
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Claymates are retarded (and so are their children).
And *I* will stand with the 2% awaiting confirmation. I mean, I thought he had VALUES!!!
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Submitted by The C word on September 24, 2008 - 10:11am.
"Clay's gay?? That does it: I'm joining David Archuleta's fan club!"
LMFAO... you are going to get me fired, I work on a radio station, I was on the air and I started laughing like a crazy woman... how do I explain that now? my boss is a Republican Racist mofo.
STFU OKIE that's me and my granny! we made our shirts with puffy markers! you just a jellis H8ter!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
http://dlisted.com/node/11126
previous evidence of the Claymates lunacy
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
I didn't notice the new thread either, hahaa
can I write about my ovaries on my Tshirt?
madame.s, I'm so with you! a flaming drag queen who impersonates donna summer!!!
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
Its really sad what a nerd that girl is, wearing that Tshirt w/ that 1990's writing on it.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
But.Seriously.Folks on September 24, 2008 - 11:03am.
How does one grow into adulthood while remaining a completely clueless and thoroughly naive fool? These are the same chicks sitting in church next to their big ol' flaming 'mo hubbies while he's making sexy eyes at the choir director.
THIS ONE CRACKED ME UP.
I'm hoping that at LEAST one of those children belonging to the woman who "RAN to turn off the radio" grows up to be the most out, flamboyant, cross-dressing, fabulous gay EVER. And all of her children would be even better.
"Clay's gay?? That does it: I'm joining David Archuleta's fan club!"
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Somebody asked why Clay didn't come out sooner.
This is why. These reactions from his former fans are scary. These bitches are obssessed.
If he had come out earlier, (before he was making HUGE bank), his career would have crashed. They'd be burning his CD's
http://dlisted.com/node/25544
LOL a Claymate post before Michael K invented the name of Rojo Caliente!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Now this is the Gayest thing I have ever seen/read.. WTF.. These people are retarded!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
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OHHHHH THE KIDS!!!!....QUICK turn off the TV!!...We cant have them hearing that Clay is gay!!!! What will it do to their poor little minds?? Ohhhh BOO HOO!!!
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by L♥VE SPAGHETTICAT on September 24, 2008 - 11:01am.
Submitted by kdracofan on September 24, 2008 - 10:57am.
I bet these are the kind of people who'd show up to protest a gay soldier's funeral...
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Holy shit you are right!
(amazing how ignorant some people can be right?)
Oh please..... Odds are these women's mothers were also shocked that Liberace was gay.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
I HOPE U HAVE A GAS OVEN HONEY,THE EASTER BUNNY AND SANTA ARE NOT REAL.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 24, 2008 - 11:06am.
How can grown-ups be so wrapped up in a celebrity that they are shaken to the core about news that has nothing whatever to do with them?
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I luv you. Can I have your autograph?
Not his fault you're a blind, dumb cockwaffle of a hypocrite. If he'd been out the whole time, you wouldn't have dedicated your life and at least half of your sexy times fantasies to him. Running to turn the radio so you don't have to explain to your kids that someone is gay- fuck you! And the high and mighty righteous horse you rode in on!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
fine and dandy, like sour candy.
what of five or 10 years from now when the baby is just another little shit and clay is publically struggling to find mr right-now? what? his show, his li'l experiment, his outcoming are all hype now, but the claybaits will not stand the future. lord's willin' and the creek don't rise, he will be yet another tired queen with a snotty kid who can't stand his father.
Hahaha! Bunch of fucking assholes. That made me think maybe those morons have never seen a gay dude before, because they can't recognize when they see one. I KNEW he was gay the moment I saw him on an interview who cares where and when. "They got lied to" because they are completely blind and retarded. I can't believe they are shocked.
Oh! And the one who said he/she didn't want her kids to listen to the radio to avoid them asking questions should be SHOT. That's the best way to raise intolerant homophobics, shithead.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
How can grown-ups be so wrapped up in a celebrity that they are shaken to the core about news that has nothing whatever to do with them? I stopped this kind of behavior when I was 14 and realized that I would never be Mrs. Shaun Cassidy (whose birthday is coming up September 27, MK, and he better be HOT BIRTHDAY SLUT or I will cutabeesh).
Anyfanatic, these women are probably overweight, lonely, and socially inept. This is their only outlet. And now their sexual crush has come out as gay. And they are devastated. How emotionally stunted and juvenile is that?
I think this is hilarious! How did these people not know? Were they really in that much denial? I mean, hes, gayer then a a guy in leather on rollerskates with glittery angel wings.
~Matty
What is it with white trash women and Gayken? He looks like an over-sized elf. Whatever flips their fat-assed, Walmart-shoppin', teddy bear collecting Twinkie brains, I guess.
Bwhahahah they cant be serious!!!!!!!!
ahh wat a good laugh, those Claymates sure are jockstas.......
Humm even Steve wonder could have told you that man was as sweet as apple pie..
luscious_t: You beat me to it. At ages 9 and 10, those kids already know what gay is.
Even if they're living under a fundie rock, children are very perceptive. I bet those kids knew Clay was gay and they're probably laughing at their mother.
I feel bad for Clay. His fans are scary. And they wonder why he didn't come out in the beginning? At least he has a happy home life.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Great to see homophoia is still running rampant....
I fear for the future of the children of parents like these.
"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now"
LOL Sorry, lady. You ARE the only one shocked right now.
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If you don't leave so I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'll show you my pooter.
OMG! I've been so busy reading the postings on the Clayboard and posting about them on the old thread, that I didn't even know there was this new thread.
ooooo Lo, I am singing KC too! "Because of you I never strayed too far to the gayside, because of you I stayed in the straightworld where my ass won't get hurrrrt!"
why can't we have some Gaymates posting on here? I mean we get all the other loons to come out in defense of Brangelina Maniston Gerald Butler....(ok, I just slipped that in to see if you hores are reading carefully...)
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Yeah, I hope these people are to busy making moonshine to go out and vote :/
Ugh. I wish MK had picked a different main pic.
That chick's shaking ovaries is making me nauseous. I'm trying eat over here.
Ovary shaking should be done in private.
Wow - these people are scary. That's all I have to say.
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
How does one grow into adulthood while remaining a completely clueless and thoroughly naive fool? These are the same chicks sitting in church next to their big ol' flaming 'mo hubbies while he's making sexy eyes at the choir director.
Amazing.
Also, you can believe that he's your boyfriend as much as you'd like, it just isn't going to be very true. It'd be like me claiming I'm married to Christian Bale. I can say that and believe it all I want, he'll still be married to his wife Sadie.
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You have to be a fucking numbskull moron to not know that idiot is as gay as the month of May
WTF did I just read? I haven't seen this level of delusion since...the Brangeloonies...or the Britney fans.
apparently the gaydar is not working in the claynation
What a bunch of twisted, sick, sad, delusional and 'blind' old hags.
It's sad to see that homophobia is still an issue in this nation. So sad.
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I knew Clay Aiken was gay the whole time.
Submitted by kdracofan on September 24, 2008 - 10:57am.
I bet these are the kind of people who'd show up to protest a gay soldier's funeral...
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"I just feel rather silly now having spent the last 5 years drooling over and being fan girly for a singer I thought was straight and now finding out he is gay"
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clay is gay = feeling embarassed and silly
being clay fan, being "fan girly" (??), drooling, listening to clay music = feeling, proud??
I dont get these peoples logic.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 11:25am.
well im laughing and crying because THESE ARE VOTERS!
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This fucking infuriates me.
For some reason I now have Kelly Clarkson stuck in my head.
Since youve been out
I feel You can breathe for the first time
Im so sucking cock yeah yeah!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Christ... I hate the douchebag but are these people insne? God forbid he live a life of his own without having to please everyone else. Get a life, crazy lady, and remember! It's not very Christian to hate other people for what they are or what they believe in... Oh wait, never mind.
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