Morning Wood

Submitted by big balls on September 24, 2008 - 2:18pm.

jodie is such a genious.. im gettin' webster tatooed on me today...

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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

im getting Willis!

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

jodie is such a genious.. im gettin' webster tatooed on me today...

It's even more hilarious that Clooney and Pitt are Clitt...hahahahahah! Seriously? Damn Desperate Housewives need to put some clothes back on, I'm so not interested in looking at a bunch of memaws half naked.

Your face!

Sarah Palin made her security question much too easy for the alleged hacker. You'd think a public figure would know better. Maybe she was too busy cramming before the debate.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 24, 2008 - 11:36am.

WOW, I just looked at the George Clooney story on Not Obsessed, and fuck me if he doesn't look like he's dying from some terminal disease.

I knew someone who saw him in person last year and said the same thing about him, that he looked very sickly!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

Submitted by snowpiece on September 24, 2008 - 11:49am.
oh yeah and Angie can place Eliza Doolittle right?

I think The role is going to Kira Knightly or something, though maybe they'll cast Sienna Miller and she'll get either one of them with her rabid vagina! I think Russell Crowe should play Henry Higgins, but between Pitt and Clooney, Clooney is definitly more Henry Higgins Material. Pitt is just too pretty for that role.

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

I like it when they called Clooney and Pitt as Clitt...that sounds better than Brangelina...

The only person who can annoy the shit out of me more then Gwyneth Paltrow is her ridiculous husband.

E.R. is still on?

"The dude who hacked Sarah Palin's e-mail account is kind of hot"????? To who, Michael Pedo Jackson? Please. I can practically smell the Stridex, Lamisil and Tag Body Spray through the photo. Total fucking dork.

Jodie Marsh has ASS NOSE. The tip is dented and big and shit. FIX IT BITCH!

And Goop.com I looked at her website. A LULZ all around. Click on anything and it only had one 'speech' she wrote about 'wy my life is good' and 'don;t be lazy workout..' HAHA HA!

Maybe Gwen Paltrow needs to focus on getting a new trainer. That one she shares with Madonna- her name is Tracey Anderson shut down her Indiana exercise studio, owes thousands to clients she made pay ahead of time and she gave no notice.She sounds nuts. She also claimed bankruptcy multiple times to get out of trouble. She even lied to clients about being in 'CATS" and the 'Pink Power Ranger' and that she went to Julliard and many other things that turned up false when her clients checked them out. People coming out of the woodwork from clients to old friends saying she has a problem with reality. And now she hangs with Gwen and Madonna? Don't those bitches do background checks?

Link is HERE:
http://gabsmash.blogspot.com/2007/07/who-is-this-tracy-anderson.html

The add is pretty funny
they really look like desperate housewives
you know
desperate for sex
they look so horny on those positions

www.MySpace.com/ItsJonaBitch

*in costume but not as thin as Audrey Hepburn, who is?* (sings)

Just you wait, LoLo's clitty, just you wait!
You'll be sorry, but your tears'll be to late!
You'll be raw, with a lonely cunny
Will I help you? Don't be funny!
Just you wait, LoLo's clitty, just you wait!

LoLo

Are you doin' alright woman?

You know what is really fucked up?

I nick named MY clit Henry Higgins!

It is a more realistic Henry Higgins than the other clitt

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

neither one of the "clitt" team deserves to play henry higgins...

if i had hacked palin's email account, i'm sure i would be in jail...but obviously, she put no thought into her security questions or answers...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...

Clooney and Pitt would both suck as Henry Higgins.

The DH chick who's second from the left (thank God I mostly don't know their names) has her legs airbrushed down to toothpicks. Do they think men find this appealing?

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Hold on one fuckin minute. Neither Brad nor Clooney have the talent to portray Professor Henry Higgins!!!

Now i'm pissy.

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Come play with us Danny.

angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 11:53am

I hope Matt Damon gets it and these two realize how foolish they are....

*opens new box Kleenex...kind with the lotion*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 24, 2008 - 11:49am.

THE CLOONEY & THE BRAD OVAH!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

*sobs*

I BLAME SKELETINA!!!!!
THAT CUNTWHORESKANK!!!!!!!

*continues to sob*
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LOL! But they were calling them CLITT!

A little breakup might cure that, dontcha think?

PS. I vote Clooney (SoR-RaY!) - he's older and Brad...well, I don't think he's the guy...BESIDES - he's got a bazillion kids to raise!

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Thanks Martha!!

I had to change this morning after the Nick Hogan post!

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Come play with us Danny.

THE CLOONEY & THE BRAD OVAH!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........

*sobs*

I BLAME SKELETINA!!!!!
THAT CUNTWHORESKANK!!!!!!!

*continues to sob*

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

oh yeah and Angie can place Eliza Doolittle right?
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 24, 2008 - 11:42am.

HaHa Angel :), I was thinking more like chronic alcoholism.

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Ah yes! You're, likely, on to something there.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I think that T.V. Guide cover is a cute concept.

It won't make me buy it or watch DH, but still.

HaHa Angel :), I was thinking more like chronic alcoholism.

Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 24, 2008 - 11:36am.

WOW, I just looked at the George Clooney story on Not Obsessed, and fuck me if he doesn't look like he's dying from some terminal disease.

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I do believe that disease is called "Time". He'll be turning 50 soon.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Clariiiiiiiise I LOVES your new avie! :3

Morning all!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.

That Desperate Housewives ad is embarrassing and desperate looking. Lame.
George and Brad are both shitty actors, extremely overrated and I will be glad when they stop making shitty ass movies. The older George gets the more bitchy he gets, nothing more then a bitter queen.
Jodie Marsh...I don't even know what to say. Guys think that is hot. Puke.

'Hey don't break the mold kid just eat around it, yeah that's why I did.' - 311

WOW, I just looked at the George Clooney story on Not Obsessed, and fuck me if he doesn't look like he's dying from some terminal disease.

Clooney and Pitt are both way past their prime. As they age and their pretty looks fade, you can see that neither of them is that great of an actor.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on September 24, 2008 - 11:21am.
Why are they remaking My Fair Lady? Picking either Pitt or Clooney for the role of 'enry 'iggins is like taking a massive shit all over Rex Harrison's grave.

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OMG THAT FUKKIN UNNERVES ME. wth? It's perfect the way it is. moneygrubbingunimaginativehollywoodfukkers!!!!

That being said, I would love to play Eliza Dolittle to George's Henry. I know all of the songs!

GC is an asshole... do ER a favor dude!!! NOT COOL.

snow!!!
Ah fuck! Now i see that dead baby crawling on the ceiling!!!

Good for JLM! Rocking the receding hairline like the hot bitch that he is!!!

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Come play with us Danny.

Is that the cartoon version of the D.H. ad?
what the hell!?

O and "Jodie Marsh got herself a Michael Jackson tattoo" *scratching my head* huh? Why!?

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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!

Can someone answer me, what is the point of Airbrushing people to the point where they don't even look like them selves anymore? These Desperate Housewives, take the cake.

http://www.aamyko.com

Why are they remaking My Fair Lady? Picking either Pitt or Clooney for the role of 'enry 'iggins is like taking a massive shit all over Rex Harrison's grave.

I've never seen Menopausal, ur, um, Desperate Housewives. Blech.

Please tell me that dumb bitch Jodi Marsh does NOT have a fucking tattoo of HERSELF on the back of her arm? The Jacko portrait is confusing enough, this cunt is batty.

I hate to say this but..Fishsticks has been really growing on me, I saw her interviews when she was promoting Iron Man, and I thought she seemed really nice, not as pretentious.

Wow... anyone getting a MJ tatoo is clearly deranged. Not that I had any doubt about that with Jodie in the first place.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

I have never watched Housewives,they do not appeal to me in any sexual way,they are so unhot.
The hacker is a cutie,ready for a Disney tv show
Clooney would be a much better Higgins!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

I'm trying to think if there is anyone more disgusting than Jodie Marsh........

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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"

If Clooney and Pitt are really split, it's because Angie doesn't want Brad to play with him anymore.

I know it's getting old, but here's my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow tidbit: http://www.dailycandy.com/everywhere/article/15172/The+Gwyneth+Way+of+Do...

yeah, Desperate about sums it up!!

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Don't we make you Laugh??

Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?

That Palin hacker is 20? He looks 14 and like he could be a Jonas Brother.

How about the fact that CEILING EYES just bought a HOUSE for $1.3 mil?
Life is SO unfair.

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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"

I'm debating on watching Desperate Housewives this season. Sounds like the show is going to change a lot.

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