Wednesday, September 24th 2008

Kirk Cameron Will Never Kiss Another Woman, Even If The Script Calls For It

The dude who played Mike Seaver on "Growing Pains" has a new movie out about firemen or something like that. The Christian evangelist stopped by "Today" to talk to batshit crazy Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb about the movie and he mentioned that he refused to do a kissing scene with the actress who played his wife.

He said: “I have a commitment not to kiss any other woman."

The director came up with a way to keep the scene without Kirk's lips touching another ho's lips. They dressed Kirk's real wife, Chelsea Noble, as the female character and shot the whole thing in silhouette.

Kirk went on to say: “So when I’m kissing my wife, we’re actually husband and wife honoring marriage behind the scenes."

Hmm...I think Tommy Girl has a similar clause in his contract. He doesn't like kissing women, because it makes him feel icky in the private areas. You know that scene of him making out with Nicole Kidman in "Eyes Wide Shut"? That scene was only completed thanks to the help of CGI magic and John Travolta in a yarn wig.

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fuckingclassy's picture

That is not only sweeet but he is still hot.

Parker's picture

His hockey playing bro-in-law should shove a puck down his throat. Don't like the scene, Kirk? Get another fucking job. Religitard is lucky he got one in the first place.
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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 24, 2008 - 12:57pm.

Have y'all seen his website? Thewayofthemaster? The guy's a farkin' wackadoo. So, you go on there and take this test concering the 10 Commandments. If you answer "yes" to breaking one of them, a message comes up that says you are going to hell.
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I just went to the website and did the test you're talking about. It does NOT say you're going to hell if you break a Commandment, it's there to show you that you are not perfect and that "all fall short of the Glory of God". Then it goes on to talk about how Jesus died for your sins and the only way to Heaven is through belief in Him. If you're going to ridicule something at least have the decency to read all the way through. And all you people attacking him for not wanting to kiss another woman, shame on you. I wish more men were this way, I don't care if he is an actor. And who cares about his motivations? He's trying to do the right think by his wife and that's commendable. Now about him trying to force his religion on other people, that's just annoying. He should know, if he is a true evangelist, that he's supposed to plant the seed in someone's mind and leave the rest to God, not to continue to shove it down their throat when they're not receptive. People don't save people, God does. And you can rip me apart for my comments but, like him, I stand up for what I believe in.

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In other words, he made sure his wife got paid for letting him tongue fuck her on screen. And I'm also sure that he let her spend that money anyway she wanted to since she "worked" for it, right? ReDONKulous!

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So true. Tommy girl loves cock.

Has anyone seen the trailer for this lame-assed movie? Ahh...Mike Seaver's acting skills were better when he played the lead in the high school play. If you want an good chuckle, go to http://www.fireproofthemovie.com/

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If this dumbass doesn't want to do everything that goes with his chosen profession, then why did he set out to do it in the first place? That's your JOB. If I had been the director, I would have said, "Look, buddy I can find someone else to do it, someone who will be happy to have the work, so quit bitching"
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Joe Mahma's picture

Kissing!?!?!?

Give-me-a-fuckin'-break.

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on September 24, 2008 - 6:56pm.

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The overanalysis of human behavior and the formation of some 'cause and effect' annoys me. Not every action and reaction needs a name. Sometimes people just suck.
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100% agreed :)

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Submitted by Aerialgreen on September 24, 2008 - 6:56pm.

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That's the issue I have, giving a name to the behavior. What is the name given to the behavior of those who succumb to the supposed effects of moral violence? I have one. Dumbasses. My point is, when psychology imparticular, gives a name and a theoretical explanation of behavior, it is nothing more than an excuse for the supposed victim. It's tied up in a pretty package so someone has an 'out' for their mistake. I don't know, it just rubs me the wrong way. The overanalysis of human behavior and the formation of some 'cause and effect' annoys me. Not every action and reaction needs a name. Sometimes people just suck. Sometimes people are stupid. Sometimes I think defining behavior is fabricated so there's something that can be treated. Psychiatrists need patients and sometimes I swear they pull things out of the air.

And I was totally being sarcastic about Tom Cruise.

I wasn't trying to be bitchy. It just irks me.

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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 3:22pm.
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No wonder I hate psychology. That is the biggest load of crap I've ever read. So the fact that people are foolish enough to not stand by their convictions and allow themselves to be manipulated hasn't been given a name. Instead, let's excuse them, and give a name to the other party. So therefore, members of cults should not be held personally responsible at all? They are only victims of moral violence. Poor Tom Cruise. :(
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It's not about giving it a name to a behavior,
it's about spotting it for what it is, the action, so you can do something about it and stop the abuse before it happens.

And what's the deal with responsibility? of course everyone is responsible for their actions and the consequences, that happens regardless the person plays it dumb to see how far can they get away with something or accept whats coming to them.

Tom Cruise? despite his height he is supposedly be an adult, and if whatever it's published about his shit is real, he is deservedly fucked.

Clio's picture

I don't think this is sweet. This nut is a literalist to the extreme. To him, doing this scene is committing adultery, and God is automatically going to send him to hell. Kirk can shove his Bible up his ass, which I'm sure is large enough to accommodate it. I'd love to know what kinky shit he does behind the scenes.

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totally lame-o

...unless you're the wife, I guess. Even my stone cold heart has to admit it would be awful sweet (and a nice ego-boost) if guy went to all that trouble for *me*

truth is, deep down he's prolly gay-in-denial :(

BTW- I was strongly considering marrying him when I was in sixth grade. *L

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"They dressed Kirk's real wife, Chelsea Noble, as the female character and shot the whole thing in silhouette."

I got a laugh out of that, hoping that Kirk's wife has a f'd up profile that doesn't match the other actress's.

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OMFG!

Make the main photo disappear! It's ruining my firefighter fantasy since he looks like my brother.

*runs away screaming*

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Anonymouse73, I have a friend from high school that I lost contact with for years. We caught up again recently and she has become one of "those people". She is constantly trying to force feed me her religion, and I cannot stand it. I have told her in no uncertain terms that I am an atheist and that the more she preaches, the more irritated I become, but she keeps on preaching. Needless to say, I hardly ever talk to her anymore. I just can't take it.

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Shandi> Good grief. He's like a walking, talking Chicktrack. That shirt! hafjhkjfhakjf

I used to be one of "those" people, too. We were taught how to witness to people. Kirk scares me just as much as a COS does b/c he's still selling the same steaming bowl, he's just using the soft sell...what we were taught to use.
I think he's a wackjob, but I also sort of feel sort for him, having been involved with that myself. He's obviously been brainwashed (like I was)& in that video w. Bill O'Reilly, he looks a little...metally unstable, very jumpy and whatnot.

Mrs Kravitz> Does that mean Milk of Magnesia is the saviour?

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I have it on good authority that the Rapture is Jesus's way of ridding us good people of false prophets and wanker fake Christians. Truly! I'm thisclose to the Big Guy ;)

ImpertinentVixen's picture

He's a prosthelitizing jackass. If there is a god I hope he strikes him dead.

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 24, 2008 - 10:57am.
He also screams "I'm constipated!!" in this photo. Yikes.
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shandi - My take is far more likely. These whack jobs have a burning need to make a stink and show others how righteously moral they are to show others up, it's likely a mandatory thing.

Wanna bet I'm right? (haven't researched i swear)

Bondagebarbie's picture

What a weirdo

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Kirk Cameron could always get a job as Greg Kinnear's stunt double.

I didn't say he had to kiss him!

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Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 1:24pm.

That is just IT! If he couldn't fulfill the terms of his contract due to his personal beliefs he should have told them before he signed and tried to reach an accommodation BEFORE it became a problem at his WORKPLACE.

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How do you know that isn't exactly what happened. It doesn't say WHEN he refused to do the kissing scene. Maybe he refused the script based on that scene and then the director thought, "well, we can work around this" and THEN offered Kirk the alternative, which led to him taking the part. You just don't know.

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@aerialgreen

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No wonder I hate psychology. That is the biggest load of crap I've ever read. So the fact that people are foolish enough to not stand by their convictions and allow themselves to be manipulated hasn't been given a name. Instead, let's excuse them, and give a name to the other party. So therefore, members of cults should not be held personally responsible at all? They are only victims of moral violence. Poor Tom Cruise. :(

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When I was living in the states, I went to my godmom's sister's house in Calabasas and kirk lived next door to her ( i had a crush on him,how loser of me back then...anywais). Very sweet guy, and his wife too. but I think that whole Christian thing is too much. If ur an actor do your job. just like the rest of us when we work for a pain in the culo Corp.

Coma Caca!!

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I know he's a fundamentalist Christian and all, but if he can't fulfill his business contract due to his personal beliefs then there's definitely something wrong there. Next time he shouldn't do a show where he has to kiss another woman...he's an actor for chrissakes, it's not real! Anycrazy, he has a 10 head, I'm surprised he hasn't lost any hair, I thought he'd at least have a receding hairline by the age of 35 (I think he may be around that age actually)!

Your face!

good god he has got a giant forehead.

thats at least a seven or eighthead.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWcDXT6pH7A
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Submitted by Morrissey: "doesn't he realize that, using his logic, that ALL of acting is essentially lying, and that by acting he's dishonoring his 'god' anyways???"

Logic is the devil's titty milk, heathen!

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Submitted by JeffreyDahmer on September 24, 2008 - 2:12pm.
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Are you gonna write him a goodbye note ala the freaky ClayMates?
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Fuck, I hate religious fanatics. They only serve to spoil all the fun for the rest of us.

Here's Kirk in all his glorious wisdom arguing along with towering genius Bill Louffa Boy O'Reilly in favor of Intelligent Design:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5J0cSnYnFg

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Submitted by madam s. on September 24, 2008 - 12:41pm.

radio siren,

I am so with you on this one. If the man doesn't want to take part in the same low-quality shit that constantly gets pumped out of Hollywood because he feels it doesn't honor his marriage and his wife... I think that's pretty noble. I'm in no way a prude, but I certainly miss the days of film when you didn't have to see constant ridiculous simulated sex and silly make-out scenes to fill out a weak plot and push down our throats the idea that two people are "passionate".
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Agreed too on that context, but IMO here Kirk is using moral violence to feed his views on the side, that is what raises the eyebrown, not the intent of honoring his commitment to his wife.

Moral violence is when you devote your self into using other person's moral compass against them, focusing to make them feel inadequate, confused and clumsy for the way they are. The person can never be right or allowed to feel confidence (i.e. everything they do is a sin, always).

Usually the person who uses moral violence are control freaks, they love to use this, because they can get away with stuff like imposing their logic or blatant abuse. Their favorite tools are religion, moral values, ethics and guilt.

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I'm sure I can't afford the part of hell Paris will be in

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Submitted by jussayin on September 24, 2008 - 2:18pm.
what's so bad about going to hell?

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Because Paris will be there.

TITS's picture

But Bunny, "People are trying to make a big deal about this because he's a fundamentalist Christian."

That is just IT! If he couldn't fulfill the terms of his contract due to his personal beliefs he should have told them before he signed and tried to reach an accommodation BEFORE it became a problem at his WORKPLACE.

You see this way he can crow (hi mrsk!) about how pious he is.

It's not just the christian fundies that do either.

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Okay, I just watched one of their witnessing videos (I think that is what they are called) and I will say this. I'll take this guy over any crazy scientologist nutjob any day. Kirk at least, in his heart, seems to truly care about other people, and he isn't asking them to come to his church and pay money. He's just asking them to listen and maybe later, when they are alone, think about what he has said. I'm not religious, but I can respect his approach, whereas I do NOT respect anything about the crazy approach of the CO$.

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what's so bad about going to hell? LOL...it probably can't get much worse than living on this planet these days.

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Why is he even an actor? Why not choose a profession where you don't have to kiss another woman? Also, I used to think this guy was cool because he had a best friend named Boner. But no more. Kirk Cameron, you broke my heart!

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I'm personally offended that whoever conjured up this crap movie is like putting it out in theaters disguised as real cinema when it's actually trying to force chastity and jesus and all that shit. Downgrade!! I went to see Batman and there was an actual trailer for this shit. Take it to TBN Mike Seaver! You and that psycho Jan Crouch can cry and pray on it.

P.S. If you dont know who Jan Crouch is...please google. You will not be disappointed.

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Anonymouse73, I'm at that website right now. Scary stuff.

Oh, geez. Look at the tshirts in the online store. Here is the description:

"This T-shirt is designed to help you bring up the subject with strangers. When the person approaches you and says . . . "What's this all about?" Ask them, "Do you consider yourself to be a good person?" If they say yes, then tell them that if they pass a three question test, proving that they are a good person, you'll give them $20.00 cash. (Don't worry about going broke. You'll never have to give away the $20.00 cash . . . because Jesus said, "No one is good but God alone." (Matthew 19:17) Then begin to go through the law with them starting with, "Ok, here's the first question . . . Ever told a lie?" Then, "Have you ever stolen anything?" Then "This is the one that really got me, Jesus said that if you even look at another person with lust, that you've already committed adultery in your heart. Have you ever done that -- have you ever looked at a person with lust?" Once you've received an admission of guilt, talk to the person about the penalty for their guilt -- Hell. Once they're concerned about the penalty, then reveal the grace of Jesus Christ who paid for their sin if they'll just repent and put their faith in him."

Holy crap!
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Caroline The Terrible's picture

give me a break, what the hell is his problem...
what a self righteous prick.. I guess he too is disappointed in Clay Aiken.....

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I do sex fer jesus dollars!

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Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on September 24, 2008 - 10:34am.
How do you justify actors, like Julia Roberts or Pony Parker, who refuse to do nude scenes, even though it's in the script?
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When he starts pulling in the kind of revenues that Julia Roberts and Pony Parker do, maybe then he can start making demands.
And anywhore, I don't justify it.
Those no nudity clauses are just as much bullshit.
I do nude scens all the time and...oh..never mind.

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Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 12:11pm.
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I agree with what you said. If he's pushing beliefs on others, that isn't cool, but I imagine he told the producers what he would and would not do and they decided to go with him. I'm also not religious at all, but I still respect him for standing up for what he believes in. There aren't many people like that anymore.

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God, this guy is such a TOOL.
Ok, if you are ACTING, you're PRETENDING that you're attracted to the other person, so the kiss is meaningless & you're not being disloyal.
Perhaps he needs to find another line of work since acting is basically lying, anyway.

Have y'all seen his website? Thewayofthemaster? The guy's a farkin' wackadoo. So, you go on there and take this test concering the 10 Commandments. If you answer "yes" to breaking one of them, a message comes up that says you are going to hell. That's some nice Christian values right there.
I'm sorry, isn't Pride a sin, too? Cause this guy screams ego. He also screams "I'm constipated!!" in this photo. Yikes.

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A chaste actor. Now there's a contradiction in terms. He looks clenched. I bet he's a real firecracker in bed. (sarcasm people don't yell at me)

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This has more to do with getting some publicity for his career than exerting his religious beliefs about kissing anyone other than his wife. Who the suck cares...get a body double. Actors do that all the sucking time.

His wife probably gets dizzy as she nears that 20 head of his.

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