Dancing With Cloris!
Cloris Leachman MUST win "Dancing with the Has-Beens." Better yet, they should just change the name of the show to "Dancing with Cloris" and send the rest of those boring skanks back to the unemployment line. Well, everyone except Susan Lucci and CHERYL BURKE!! I feel like I need to see more of La Lucci's Marilyn Monroe impersonation. I'm just waiting for the night where she looks at the judges and coos, "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul," and then bursts into "I Wanna Be Loved By You."
And every show needs a villain and that's what CHERYL BURKE is there for. I just want to take her sausage thighs and wrap them around the base of her mop head. I HATE HER! Breathe...Michael.....Ok. Back to the star of the show!
Cloris' did not disappoint last night! It was like watching the episode of "I Love Lucy" where Lucy sneaks into the audition to become one of Ricky's dancers and hilarity ensues! Cloris doesn't really dance. She just stumbles around the stage like a drunk memaw looking for more booze. She's the main reason to watch this shit show.
I think Kim KardASSIAN is going home tonight. She proved just how useless she really is. She has an ass that will make any thong cry and she doesn't even know how to use it! She should be able to clap for herself with an ass like that.
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Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
@Salem: Can't say that I HAVE seen the sex tape; thanks for the tip
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I saw it - she totally made that shit on purpose.
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I don't think Carie Ann (or however he stupid name is spelled) was too happy with Cloris after she called her a bitch when her score was shown. lol.
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@Salem: Can't say that I HAVE seen the sex tape; thanks for the tip...and I agree with whoever said girls with naturally big butts know how to use them. Even Coco uses hers better and I'm not convinced hers is real...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
You guys are so mean!
Clarisse, you think I watch this shit?
No way in HELL!
But I'd still call.....just to get Kim kicked off.....God, I fucking HATE that self-entitled bitch.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
I find it entirely hilarious that Kim K cant seem to act sexy at all. She's doing awful and this whole "I'm shy" story that she is telling is such bullshizz. The girl did a video of getting peed on for Christs sake!!! The fact that she cant shake that fat, fake ass of hers just proves to me that her ass isnt real. If she had been born with it, she would know how to shake it. ya know?
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
I have loved Cloris ever since I first saw her as Phyllis on 'The Mary Tyler Moore Show'. That memaw can do no wrong in my book.
And Kim Lardass can suck it. Oh wait, no she can't. At least not properly.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
I also had to comment on Susan Lucci. She sure was channeling Marilyn Monroe wasnt she? That breathy voice just made her appear...vapid.
PSL,
I don't have to watch to call do I? I'll call, but i ain't gonna watch! Even for you!
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Come play with us Danny.
Cloris rocks I was laughing the whole time when she was dancing.
Coma Caca!!
Best description ever of Cloris, MK...hilarious.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
I said it before: EVERYONE should call and get Kim kicked off!
Piece of SHIT she is....denying that car accident story.....UGH, I think I hate her more than Paris now! I may need to change my name to Kardashiansucksliterally.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
Well if you've seen Kim K's sex tape you know bitch has no rhythm.
Wow, Kim has no rhythm, does she?
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
lol... that Misty May lady is pretty good too. Anyone else agree?
I think they wanted to hush Cloris up at one point when they were about to get their scores. I loved how she called Carrie Ann a bitch. That was priceless!! I would rather watch Cloris all day long than be forced to watch Cheryl Burke swing her fat ass around. Hell, I would rather watch Kim K than be subjected to Cheryl. BLAH!!!
Ok, Kim KardASS was not SO bad! But it's true - she's not sexy at all. The best part is watching her take a verbal beating.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I love Cloris, I thought she slayed on the Bob Saget Roast.
i watched the first night and cloris was on fire...but i think i'm good with not seeing any more of this show...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
I will do anything to keep Cloris on the show and Kim Kardashian off. In two days, Cloris has managed to get bleeped countless times and repeatedly called Carrie Ann Inaba a bitch.
This show has always been too family-friendly for me, and Cloris makes it awesome. Who the HELL cares if she can't dance? The woman is gold, I tell you!
That was like watching senior citizen soft porn-yuck