Patrick Bateman Sings!
"American Psycho," the book by Breat Easton Ellis about a 1980s Wall Street banker who loves to murder, is being turned into a big Broadway musical. Fun for the whole family!
The bitches producing it said now is the best time to put song into Patrick Bateman's murdering heart, because of what's happening on Wall Street. They are currently looking for hos to write the songs and book. No timeline has been set.
Obviously, Christian Bale is the only one who can play Patrick Bateman. He was in "Newsies," so he can sing and dance! "American Psycho" is kind of like "Newsies," but with more blood, nail guns, Huey Lewis and rats.
Speaking of rats, I can't wait for the musical's Act 2 opener featuring an interpretive dance between a woman, her vagina, a hungry rat and a chainsaw. Consider yourself lucky if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
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Shit! Those mother fuckers fucking gave us sugar! Fucking sugar! How the fuck am I gonna snort this fucking crap?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/quotes
check this shit out!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 24, 2008 - 2:23pm.
MTV and Broadway need to drive off a cliff together.
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Hear, hear!
I recently learned how to jump out of a moving car (don't ask) so, I'd be happy to get them rolling.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
All time best scene: Dry Cleaner
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
MTV and Broadway need to drive off a cliff together.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
OKIE!
I'm going to have to watch this again tonight!! Especially the morning routine!
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Yup, it is. The movie was a nice, funny adaptation, but the book was fucking phenomenal.
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
Oh and Clarisse.. Please stop calling me Pumpkin!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
clarisse, Isn't Four Seasons all the way across town??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Pumpkin, you're dating an asshole. Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dick-weed in New York. Pumpkin...you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dick-weed.
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Submitted by oklahoma on September 24, 2008 - 2:12pm.
There was only ONE thing I didn't like in this whole movie,, When he randomly killed that homeless mans dog. That was really awful. I'm a dog looovah! that is bad mm'kay?
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O! BUT how about if he had a singing duet with the dog first? Or the homeless man? That would make it better, right?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to return some video tapes
Ok, I do NOT want to see...not even Christian...I do NOT want to see gruesome murders danced out, artistically. Not unless there is some back story about a king, his slutty daughter and some evil mage - you know what I'm sayin'?
Otherwise, it's just sick. You remember sick people right? People whose creative choices we'd rather not be party to?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Listen, you'll have to excuse me. I have a lunch meeting with Cliff Huxtable at the Four Seasons in 20 minutes.
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
There was only ONE thing I didn't like in this whole movie,, When he randomly killed that homeless mans dog. That was really awful. I'm a dog looovah! that is bad mm'kay?
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Submitted by kdracofan on September 24, 2008 - 2:07pm.
speakit: bale-loonie waving at you with an evil grin :D
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*waves back*... don't pay attention to the brass knuckles.. I won't use them unless I have to.
Who was talking all apocalyptic the other day?
SIGNS! YOU CAN'T IGNORE THE SIGNS!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
kdracofan !
I know! I am a Bale-Whore!!!
Fucking_Classy,
Really? I am not a fan of Ellis's writting style. Great story though!
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
That movie was twisted; how on earth are they going to make it a musical? "I'm chopping off your HEAAAAAAAD, I'm chopping off your AAAARRRMMMAAS..."
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 2:00pm.
heh hehe heh I said inserted
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You are so hot when you talk dirty. Now whisper something in me ear using the word 'moisten'.
haha, Clarisse.. Dorsia.. "And you'll be having the peanut butter soup"
"She's usually on one or two types of anti depressents, tonight I think its prozac and valium" Something like that..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
speakit: bale-loonie waving at you with an evil grin :D
So, is this Patrick Bateman person related to Jason Bateman? Because they look a lot alike. :o
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD!
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Amanda, I didn't recognize you with out your Aaron Lewis Avvie!
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on September 24, 2008 - 11:02am.
The book was so wonderful.
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there was a book?
what is it you do with books again?
Read them?
Gross.
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
The book was so wonderful. But a fucking Broadway musical?! The hell?
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" That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable."
*Waving at Amanda* :)
why do i live in europe :(
i'd love to watch him live
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 10:59am.
Never saw it. Don't care.
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The DVD is just waiting to be inserted in my machine that plays DVDs
What is that thing called?
heh hehe heh I said inserted
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Hey Miss Priss! And, Kdracofan! and M.E. -- hey to you too.
Never saw it. Don't care. Bale is overrated. Now I'll leave quietly so as to not upset the Baleloonies. *tiptoes gently to door*
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*opening creaky door* I SEE THE REAL AMERICAN PSYCHOS!!! MUAAHAHAHA *slams door*
Clarisse: You slut you.....couldn't you wait until the THIRD paragraph woman!?
I think this is a really appropriate time for my new avie, now if you'll please excuse me I have to go return some video tapes.
This'll be as brilliant as Carrie: The Muscial. Can. Not. Wait.
Amanda! What up woman!
Me too. I've seen that 1000 times I think
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Sugar Magnolia
This movie made my bf who sorta looks like CB replicate the whole morning routine that Bateman uses...swear to God! And he is a low maintenance dude... CB has that effect on people...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
I watched "Harsh Times" last weekend. The Bale can do no wrong. He was awesome in that too.
The only thing I did not like about that movie was Eva LongWHOREia...but she wasn't in it too much
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@Amanda.. Bwahahahaha, that is hilarious.. I love how he calls that one chick (his friends gf) and Texas Chainsaw Massacre is playing in the background.. like really fucking loud.. Oh no wait, he works out to that.. He's watching porn while talking to her, right??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
....bale....live .....hmmm
i liked the book, and the i liked the movie. but on stage?
YES Kdraco he was very good in that movie !
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I just loved that entire movie.
It was very realistic, you know, all the wall street shit faces I know or lived with act similar ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Sabrina, don’t just stare at it, eat it!
I have watched AP waaaaay too much.
*trips over discarded clothes*
CHRISTIAN BALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it wrong that i was nekkid before the second paragraph?
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
The Machinist, that movie fucked with my brain crazy. It was good though. Bale got soooooooooo fricken thin for that movie, it was crazy.
And he picks up that hooker, makes her wash in the tub, but is like "no, no, wash from front to back!" "you know, that's very expensive champagne you're drinking" Shmer!!!
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
Gaah my favorite scene is when everyone is comparing business cards, and then Patrick is winning the contest when Leto's character comes and pisses all over it. The look is priceless on his face!!!
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?
*screeches to a halt ala Kramer style*
WAIT! Did you say Jared Leto? He's in this too!?!?!?!?
That's it, I'm watching this TONIGHT!
Clarisse: *speaker voice* Please report to the Bale thread
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