Patrick Bateman Sings!
"American Psycho," the book by Breat Easton Ellis about a 1980s Wall Street banker who loves to murder, is being turned into a big Broadway musical. Fun for the whole family!
The bitches producing it said now is the best time to put song into Patrick Bateman's murdering heart, because of what's happening on Wall Street. They are currently looking for hos to write the songs and book. No timeline has been set.
Obviously, Christian Bale is the only one who can play Patrick Bateman. He was in "Newsies," so he can sing and dance! "American Psycho" is kind of like "Newsies," but with more blood, nail guns, Huey Lewis and rats.
Speaking of rats, I can't wait for the musical's Act 2 opener featuring an interpretive dance between a woman, her vagina, a hungry rat and a chainsaw. Consider yourself lucky if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
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OMG. WORST. IDEA. EVER. There is a soundtrack to that movie already why the fuck are they looking for people to write songs for it?!? I love this movie own it on DVD and VHS. Fuck the bullshit.
'Lets see I was probably returning video tapes.'- Patrick Bateman
LoLo.. He always had the best business cards.. Raised lettering n such.. pffft! Made me so mad, I wanted Bateman to kill his mother, too..
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
LOLO: I AM HERE! Love me some YUMMY Bale!
PS: Did you see The Machinist?
Twisted movie...Ze likey a lot.
O and what is MK talking about?
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Clarisse!!! Come over heeereeee
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Sugar Magnolia
YES!!! I am willing to play one of the abused hookers only if Christian reprises his role... how can he not??? I watched Newsies solely for him!
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
I understand how he feels in this scene okie.
I hate jared letto too!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I've only seen the last 1/2 hour of American Psycho.
*hangs head in shame*
In that scene: he's killing the guy that always calls him by another name, and he hates it.
Jared Leto
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
nice i love tingle times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo
I get tingles when Bale's in da house!
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Sugar Magnolia
OMG, I'm totally there!!! *axe in hand*
*fixes hair due to total psycho OCD*
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
"Obviously, Christian Bale is the only one who can play Patrick Bateman."
'nuff said.
I'm sure he ain't doing no play either. UGH
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Sugar Magnolia
BALE THREAD HOS!
Where all the hos at? I go to puke my face off and you are all missing in claynation!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!