Thursday, September 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 24th!
Martha shows Jordin Sparks that you don't need a promise ring to enjoy handling meat. - Punch Drunk Bunny
Runners-up:
Found in the waters of Kununurra. - Two Drink Min
I call it the Tommy Lee. Ridiculously long, covered in a thick yellowish goo and jammed tight into a bun. - The Hoople
Every lesbian's nightmare: a really big wiener and martha in pink - Wonda Land
Thanks Peaches
Sweet! Thanks all!
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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thanks snowpiece, missy xoxoxo
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OMG these are hysterical, 2 DRINK! ♥♥♥
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Congrats you funny buggers! :D
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
LOL! Congrats funny bitches!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Dammit I missed this.
hahaha awesome!! all funny!! the runners up are just as funny as the winner!!
congrats to my boston girl twodrink!♥
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They are all LOL funny! But the Tommy Lee one, made me spit out my water.
LOL Punch Drunk Bunny! Congratulations funnay sluts.
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Congrats weiners
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Feel free to swear at us, you'll feel better
When 12 inches isn't enough!!!
Martha does promo shots for Tommy Lee's visit to the show...
Deep Throat '08 starring Bartha Stewit
This wasn"t the many inches of hot meat Martha was expecting when she got out of the slammer.
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
"the gals at Alderson Camp preferred ketchup but I think yellow mustard works best with a hot, long and skinny dog"
America's favorite fatty
The only thing safe to touch Martha with.
Martha: "I'm getting tired of holding this."
Guy: "yeah, that's what she said"
"Special Delivery for Michael K!"
L♥VE,
PCA
Perez Hilton wanted to be on this episode of Martha, but they were afraid he'd get too excited over the big weenie.
"On today's show, we'll be learning how to fit these delicious weiners into these big boxes."
The New Martha Stewart "Blue Light Blue Plate" special at K-Mart.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
"And if anyone else on the crew screws up, I'll add THEIR dicks to this!"
A big,long weiner: It's a good thing.
After her stint in prison, Martha has been getting a little out of control with her "sausage-fests."
Martha, show us how to throw that hot dog down your hallway.
Martha's really gone downhill. Next segment's guest star: Greasy Bear.
Paulson enlists Martha to demonstrate to the American people what it's going to feel like until the economy recovers.
Martha's cell mates from prison sent her a token of their affection...
Nothing but a really, really long wiener could put a smile THAT big on Martha's face.
Not only is Martha Stewart the Queen of Cooking, Decorating and Crafting, since her stint in prison, she's become a Size Queen, too.
The only thing big enough to handle that thing?
Jenna Jameson's vagina.
Paris has seen bigger.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Martha Stewart gets the wiener ready so she can tell Rachael Ray exactly where she can stick that l o n g hot dog.
After all those months in prison...oh, you've heard that one already?
Martha has to resort to mega-weiners since being jilted by her billionaire boyfriend and her ex-husband that both dumped her for younger women.
By adding cornstarch to her diet, Martha demonstrates how well-trained and decorative her pee hole can be.
While in prison all Martha could think of was a big weiner - a REALLY big weiner...
Maybe the giant wiener will finally push that stick out of her ass.
You should see her other one.
Who needs Motley Crue? Tommy Lee has a successful modeling career on the side.
Martha Stewart prepares to demonstrate why she won the lifetime achievement Emmy in the Biggest Cunt category
Later Martha threw this very hotdog down her own hallway.
I dont know why she's acting like its going to be a challenge fitting that in Paris Hilton's vagina
Look Martha, I'm all for experimentation, believe me, but don't let penis power control you! Stick to the jack-rabbit, and save the wieners for eating...
Martha proves once again how she got through prison with style.
Martha says size counts
Now all she needs is (insert name) vajayjay to use as a model for her next project...a sausage wallet.