Thursday, September 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 24th!
Martha shows Jordin Sparks that you don't need a promise ring to enjoy handling meat. - Punch Drunk Bunny
Runners-up:
Found in the waters of Kununurra. - Two Drink Min
I call it the Tommy Lee. Ridiculously long, covered in a thick yellowish goo and jammed tight into a bun. - The Hoople
Every lesbian's nightmare: a really big wiener and martha in pink - Wonda Land
Thanks Peaches
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A verrrrrrrry good thing.
A verrrrrrrry good thing.
A verrrrrrrry good thing.
Weiner Stew.
And after the break, I'll be cutting this big hot dog it into pieces for all of our guests using my very special hot dog snipping knife set, based on the actual ancient ritual knives my assistants found in a cave in the Yukaton.
Clay Aikens "coming out" present.
When all else and all others failed, Martha Stewart made her ingenious last-ditch effort to lure Tommy Girl from the clutches of Scientology.
This beautiful beautiful hot dog.
Martha shows off the new slip and slide she made for La Pequena.
Knowing Martha, she'll probably complain tonight that it's not fucking wide enough.
Martha shows Jordin Sparks that you don't need a promise ring to enjoy handling meat.
Martha proudly shows off the dildo that got her through her time in the chokey
Tomorrow's show: How to fit a yard-long wiener into a split knish.
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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0
Well what do you know, the camera really does add 10 pounds.
The only dog that my cat really loves.
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Who knew that there was Mustard flavored lube out there?
THAT'S a good thing.
Now we know the real reason Martha is always smiling.
Martha finally found a food that is nearly as large as her ego.(This portion of her show was edited out,as Martha hates competition)
Let me show you its other household uses...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 24, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Martha is having Paris as a guest on her show today, to demonstrate her talents.....
Is this the Mr.Literally that Paris has been sucking all this time?
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Cunt size dogs are so good...
Now let me show you how to swallow this in one bite!
Martha gives us a peek into preparations for Clay Aiken's Coming Out Party!
Congratulations Clay, let your freak flag fly!
How Martha really survived prison - the truth finally revealed
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~~~McCain/Palin dance around the issues so much they've become the next Fred & Ginger~~~
***I'm a proud SP!***
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
Martha shows why she so happy to be out of prison.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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And this is what I made in prison to get me through my days...if you know what I mean!
Tommy Lee has finally screwed with the wrong blonde.
"I love Jesus but I drink a little."
Once in a while, Martha whips is out to remind her hos who's boss.
DAMN IT!!!! Not only does Martha have bigger balls than most men, now she has to flaunt how big her wiener is too?
www.myspace.com/raul_rules
That's one shlong hot dog.
"In fashioning this culinary curiosity, I turned to my next guest, Kim Kardashian, because she knows something about big buns."
the second dildo out of vadges pee hole wasnt that much shorter than the first
After his dramitic outing, Clay Aiken showcases his love for hair rollers, pink, and all weiners over 12 inches long.
Martha Stewart Prison Living Lesson #1: I wouldn't touch those prison lesbians with a 10 foot pole!
Submitted by Toonkinstein on September 24, 2008 - 1:31pm.
I love big wieners
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and I cannot lie...
you other sisters can't deny
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
I love big wieners too.....
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
It's pretty sad whenever you have to rely on backup to handle a weiner!
The entree SamRo and Lohan picked out for their wedding.
The only weener that will come within 10 feet of Martha Stewart..
Come join Martha and her strap on conga line, it's a good thing.
Every lesbian's nightmare: a really big weiner and martha in pink
So inspired by the previous night, Martha's dildo makes an unprecedented appearance on her tv show.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Martha Stewart finds Paris Hilton's dildo in her kitchen, and it's a good thing.
Who knew there was a Tommy Lee and Martha Stewart sex tape?
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
Chyna, having her clit peen removed after much taunting, decides to donate it to Martha Stewart in hopes that it will be appreciated for what it really is.
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Don't forget to check out Martha Stewart's display at the dildo museum...
Kinda brings a new meaning to throwing a hot dog down a long hallway...
a gift from daughter alexa when martha got out of prison. Martha immediately gifted half to that lovely woman who made her that afghan, with a note-with a bit of honey this will do wonders on the soul. martha.
This hotdog will be used to once and for all prove who is sluttier, sienna miller or paris hilton. Each skank will place one end into her vagina monster who will then try to eat its way toward the middle! First one there wins free valtrex!
I'd love to see the face she makes as she eats it!
Your face!