Thursday, September 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 24th!
Martha shows Jordin Sparks that you don't need a promise ring to enjoy handling meat. - Punch Drunk Bunny
Runners-up:
Found in the waters of Kununurra. - Two Drink Min
I call it the Tommy Lee. Ridiculously long, covered in a thick yellowish goo and jammed tight into a bun. - The Hoople
Every lesbian's nightmare: a really big wiener and martha in pink - Wonda Land
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Anything phalic shaped is like Viagra for Paris. when she sees this, she'd going to explode! That outta put Martha back in everyone's good graces again.
Someone tell Martha that it not appropriate for a 5 year old's birthday party!
That's nothing! You should see Paula Dean make bratwurst.
Michael K.'s fantasy has just come true...
On today’s show, Martha shows how to throw a great sausage fest.
(Hi ElB!)
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Martha Stewart makes a coming out present for Clay Aiken. Its a good thing.
Martha supports Clay Aiken's coming out in the only way she knows how.
Well, i can see thats not kosher!
I'm sure that thing is made with paper mache and silk flowers.........somehow.
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"I like my sprite easter pink"WEEEEEEEEEEEEZY!
First there was the Dodger Dog...now the new and improved "Dodge THIS Dog". We have a feeling it will sell BIG!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
" And next week i'll be showing you how to swallow it without gagging!"
when martha got out of jail, she certainly made up for lost time.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
In attempt to get Clay Aiken on her show, Martha Stewart gave him an offer he couldn't refuse.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
Martha Stewart of, "Catering to the Stars" showing off some of the culinary delights being served at the Clay Aiken Coming out Party
A Hot Dog that even Kim Kardashian cannot stomach!
>>>>Found in the waters of Kununurra.
too damn funny! I need to make a trip there!
One John Holmes special cumming up!
Found in the waters of Kununurra.
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Wow, that weiner must have come off of a giraffe!
I'll be the gays still don't think this is big enough for them.
Martha's hot dog holder assistant, Dan, was happy that this was the last take because if he got punched, slapped, pinched or poked in his weiner one more time, he was going to have to give her a taste of it.
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"'It'll be easy,' my agent said. 'All you have to do is stand behind a blonde and hold your wiener,' he said."
Deep Throat Part Two
The episode of Martha Stewart Living that prompted Clay to come out.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
"Horse Cock, It's what's for dinner."
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This gives new meaning to the term "throwing a hot dog down a hallway"!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Ta triscuit :o)
When did Beth Ditto start going to baseball games?
The Food Network announced its new fall lineup today. The highlight being the new show, "Cooking with Martha and Tommy Lee."
Mav Out...
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I see Martha will be catering Clay's official coming out party.
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Madame Tussaud's unveiled a new wax display of Martha Stewarts' clit. "It's a good thing!"
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"After the break, I'll show you the correct way to give yourself a tasteful, stunning DP. Satisfaction, it's a good thing."
Martha says" And not only would this very long dog feed all of my convict friends, it could also give them the pleasure they've been wanting for so long."
Martha likes long, skinny weenies
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Submitted by El Bastardo on September 24, 2008 - 1:50pm.
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FUCKING LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crafty Martha finally figured out how to get Britney on her show.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Martha holding the only weiner she's touched in years.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I've never seen Martha happier!! Holding that weiner has taken 20 years off!
" AND viewers, THIS is how long the broomstick was which Mary 'one eye' McGinty shoved up my snatch while i was incarcerated!"
Kim ain't showing up for your show Martha, unless it pees.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
Martha is having Paris as a guest on her show today, to demonstrate her talents.....
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"