Wednesday, September 24th 2008
Hot Slut Of The Week: Abandoned Couch
Birthday: ?
Age: Old
Birth Name: Levitz Model #AF7879324
Original Date of HS of the Day: September 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: This weepy abandonded couch was about to end it all on the streets of North Hollywood, CA when it saw a car careening out of control, so it stuck out its cushion and saved it! A hero in every sense of the word.
Where is it now? Working on a reality show, tell-all and furniture line. It was also seen "canoodling" with one of the Olsen trolls.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because the skanks have spoken!
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This gets my vote for HOT SLUT OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!
I'm glad this couch won, it really deserves to replace Phoebe Price as "Hot Babe of the Year"...a true hero and humanitarian...I mean couchitarian.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
I voted for that couch...
It should retire on Sesame Street.:0)
Ossim
Fuck yah!!!
MK should make Phoebe pose for paparazzi on the couch in a parking garage... the couch will be on its way up, Phoebe down down down....so All About Eve!
Yeaaaaaay!
The first time any candidate I have ever voted for has won!
I'd much rather follow the fashions and tales of this heroic couch than that skank Pee Pee Cutlets Price.
More Couch! Less Phoebe!!
Pretty soon, you're gonna' find her down on the Strip, lost all her cushions, gaping rents in her fabric, and she's going to ask herself--"Where did I go wrong?"
-if the shoe fits, you're doing it wrong--
You'll Love it at LEVITZ!!!!!!!
Sure - you love Abandoned Couch now - but wait till you find out it's gay! And it's dating Tila Tequila!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Yay for the stinky couch, but the dog was hotter.
And LMAO @ Levitz. My mom and Dad used to shop there back in the 70's. hahaha
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RIMADYL KILLS
No Rachel Maddow? She's way hotter than this couch!
♥ Hi
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♥ HI Ho
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Sugar Magnolia
I am sleeping on my couch tonight in appreciation of the award bestowed apon the abandoned couch....COUCH ON!!!!
Why be difficult when you can be impossible!
loooooong time dlisted reader here, first time commenting
I'm from North Hollywood too (albeit the not so ghetto part), the cross streets where the couch incident occured are about 5 minutes from Miley Cyrus' Toluca Lake house, haha! You know she's going to be seen with it at church, at Citywalk, etc. by next week!
fuck yo couch nigga!
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 24, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Bwhahaha someone said "fuck this couch"
That reminded me of Rick James! Fuck yo couch nigga!! LMAO
Best skit evah!(I miss Dave Chappelle=(
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I miss him too
Submitted by Eddie on September 24, 2008 - 2:33pm.
That couch has some meaty cushions
LOL. That is going to be my new term for bubble butts, "Meaty Cushions".
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
That couch has totally had a reupholstering face lift and cushion implants too!! What a total whoooooooore!!
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“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Bwhahaha someone said "fuck this couch"
That reminded me of Rick James! Fuck yo couch nigga!! LMAO
Best skit evah!(I miss Dave Chappelle=(
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Sugar Magnolia
That couch has some meaty cushions
"It was also seen "canoodling" with one of the Olsen trolls..."
To funny!!!!
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 24, 2008 - 3:28pm.
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LoL
I'm in it.I said on some other post,Abandoned Couch gives good head!
I heard the couch has a sex tape making the rounds...
What are those firemen doing anyway, because they look like the equivalent of a bunch of kids hanging out at the playground.
NOOOO! Nancy the Mom all the way. Fuck this couch.
I can't believe the couch won over Nancy the MOM!
WHYYYYYYYYy!
lol.
fine it saved a life. enjoy the honor couch... you fakin slat.
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"The passion in your caress, ain't gonna flow through your fingertip... mothafucka!" ~BH~
This just proves you can smell like dirty old ass and still make it big in Hollywood.
Submitted by ricki lake on September 24, 2008 - 3:06pm.
You bitches suck! How could you have chosen a COUCH over Rachel fucking Maddow?!
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Yeah. I'm kinda having a problem with this too. It makes me feel a little like Claymation.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I'd love "Abandoned Couch" to take "Hot Slut of 2008" and succeed Ms. Phoebe Price if just to see her reaction. MK you should go get it and park it in front of Chanel.
That's my city! Well NoHo is huge, and that's the ghetto area, but still. I am officially saying to North Hollywood: mad props for being Hot Slut of the Week!
Can I vote for The Couch for president? It has more personality than both candidates.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
You bitches suck! How could you have chosen a COUCH over Rachel fucking Maddow?!
Submitted by Stick Stickly on September 24, 2008 - 2:55pm.
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I ♥You Stick Stickly!
That was on Weinerville,right?
I just love this site..first spaghetti cat and now this couch with beautiful soul!
That couch has a beautiful soul. He won fair and square.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
lol.. yay my pick won!!
LOL @ canoodling with one of the olse trolls
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by Silvara0428 on September 24, 2008 - 11:47am.
holy shiot my vote does count.
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LOLOL
Only when it doesn't really matter. :)
*rubs chin* hmmm. If the elections where run by phone in vote ala dwts I bet more people would vote.
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 2:48pm.
letinstar, nothing but old condom wrappers in that baby.
used up and tossed out on the street like the whore it is.
i was wondering where all the old condom wrappers went...me and that couch believe in practicing safe sex...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Oh, I voted for the couch. Yeah!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
i just farted on my couch hopefully it will save me one day.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by paris herpes on September 24, 2008 - 11:48am.
See a couch will save your fucking life!
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Save the couch, Save the world!
I think "the couch" should run for President. I'm going to go sit on mine.
letinstar, nothing but old condom wrappers in that baby.
used up and tossed out on the street like the whore it is.
See a couch will save your fucking life! Hooray for abandoned couch...it's sort of in desperate need of a makeover, but this is one HOT SLUT!
Your face!
I really can't make myself believe this story.. I mean, really?? Really?? *hands on hips* Really??
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Don't we make you Laugh??
Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
My couch likes it when I hump it's arm. It just sits there playing coy.. but I know.. I KNOW.
holy shiot my vote does count.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Whew. For a moment I thought this was Friday.
So ... this is hsotw for last week right? Or has the world just stopped spinning.