Hot Slut Of The Week: Abandoned Couch
Birth Name: Levitz Model #AF7879324
Original Date of HS of the Day: September 15, 2008
Claim to Fame: This weepy abandonded couch was about to end it all on the streets of North Hollywood, CA when it saw a car careening out of control, so it stuck out its cushion and saved it! A hero in every sense of the word.
Where is it now? Working on a reality show, tell-all and furniture line. It was also seen "canoodling" with one of the Olsen trolls.
Why is it HS of the Week? Because the skanks have spoken!