In The Mood For A Little Chichi Milk Ice Cream?
You're probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you're slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you're also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that's what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry's asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.
Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry's isn't taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.
I also think Ben & Jerry's should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn't ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry's can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.
Thanks Clarisse
Will not accept human breast milk from strangers...
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Not many people would even know what breast milk tastes like
Purified or not, just the thought of ingesting what was once active viruses and disease makes me queezy. Can you imagine reading "killed HIV" in the nutritional content?
Holy COW!
Aretha, honey...we need to talk. You're giving cleavage a bad name.
I R-E-S-P-E-C-T my elders, especially when they are legends so I won't comment
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You know, when you combine her huge breasts with her huge arms, I'm surprised ANYTHING can cover her top half. That's probably the only kind of dress she can squeeze into. Nasty still, however.
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is she nuts!? cover those cow's tits for fuck's sake!
Submitted by sweetblueberrys... on September 24, 2008 - 6:33pm
I despise milkd except for in cereal but I have to say Vanilla Silk soy milk is not bad at all. The color's a bit funky, however.
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
How the fuck did her chest get THAT big ?
She wasn't that big in the Blues Brothers.
I am astonished. She needs to get with What Not to Wear for a wardrobe makeover stat !!! oh my lord. That is just wrong.
Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 6:30pm.
OMG! That is the best shit EVERY! I <3 chipotle veggie bowl! Except yesterday they totally skimped out..
I am a vegetarian and I think I would rather drink out of aretha franklin's marvelous chi chis instead of nasty soy milk. I hate soy.. it is beyond nasty. I would rather eat my first born than a soy burger.. I hate peta.. i believe in animal rights but come on.. they might as well say we should drink pamela anderson's std ridden cum instead of cow milk.
God I fucking love PETA. Too funny!
"Listen, let me break it down. Humans are the only mammals who drink milk into adolescence and adulthood."
You haven't met my cat. He'd drink his body weight in milk if I let him. Ice cream, yoghurt, fudgesicles (i know), sour cream, anything from a cow.
heh at xmas i bought some whipping cream for baking. Gave him a few spoonfuls. Never seen an expression on a cats face before. Lick lick stop. stare. lick.. stop. stare at bowl. lick lick lick lick lick beg.
If only it made him sick.
Pussycow. I adhere to the colour up your plate, eat a variety of foods and go easy on the salt theory.
For example I would never eat latkes two days in a row for each meal. With rock salt. And sour cream.
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Submitted by jonpaladin on September 24, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I don't work for PETA, I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a fat lazy white dude!
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I'm sure you're just husky. :)
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I don't work for PETA, I'm not a vegetarian, I'm a fat lazy white dude! I drink cow milk all day and all night, and I have since I was the smallest of children. You would probably be hard-pressed to find someone who can get down on some cow milk more than I!
Why is it so disgusting to imagine drinking human lady milk instead of fucking cattle lady milk? What gives? Why are titties/women so repulsive but fucking cows/gross udders are super sweet? What the fuck? And why should the fact that you drank human milk as a baby mean you can't drink it as an adult? You drank it when you were little, but now you're big so it's just preposterous to imagine drinking it. Huh?
Listen, let me break it down. Humans are the only mammals who drink milk into adolescence and adulthood. Mother's milk is specially and species-ally engineered by the makeup of the fucking species! Not only do we continually and kind of crazily (myself included) drink baby milk as adults, but we drink the baby milk of another species! What the FUCK!?! If you really stop to think about it, it is fucking berserk bananas. So, no matter what sort of mammary produced the milk you're drinking, it's for babies. Not only do we drink what is akin to natural baby formula, we drink natural cow baby formula! You would rather stick to a beast's milk than that of a human? Why?
Granted, I will continue to drink cow milk, but I will not look down on the idea of not drinking it. Because it's a completely insane idea; one I happen to adore!
Okay, who the EF told Miss Aretha she could wear a dress like that? And has his genius been properly recognized? Christ, I be afraid to have my children antwhere near her, cause you know when that faulty suspension blows...yea.
On the cancer topic-some people actually have a cancer-suppresor gene that prevents cancer clusters from forming. Those are like your 90 year-old 2 pack a day smoker types.
Just because the chichis are real doesn't always mean that they're spectacular.
Aretha needs to take some classy cues from
Coco. Coco looks like a damn nun next to Aretha's
zeppelins. Sorry, you arent supposed to see the inside of your dress through your giant fat tits.
I always think this everytime I see a picture of her. Okay, she has a great voice. That doesn't mean someone can't take away her feeding bag and tell her to put a sweater on.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 6:30pm.
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ENJOY YOUR CHIPOTLE! someone had to yell at you. :)
Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 3:30pm.
I've been wanting to read that Michael Pollan book. He's the guy who says, "Eat real food, not too much, and mostly vegetables" or something like that, right?
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The gelato I eat is made from Rice Milk. What the fuck is wrong with that? I don't want no breast milk!
Gross, she looks like she has peau d'orange inflammatory breast cancer. She needs to have that checked out.
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
I've been wanting to read that Michael Pollan book. He's the guy who says, "Eat real food, not too much, and mostly vegetables" or something like that, right?
It's true that the food pyramid is messed up because that shit is produced BY the industries that beneift from pushing the dairy agenda. Seriously...go find your old worksheets on nutrition from elementary school and note the copyright by the Dairy Council at the bottom in fine print.
Soy is NOT a good food to be eating a bunch of either. Soy just about killed my thyroid when I first went veg. Concentrations of ANYTHING are not going to be good (including oils). It's all really common sense, but it's hard to change your ideas about food when you've been raised on the standard American diet.
The #1 killer in America is heart disease. It has been proven beyond a doubt that modifying your diet can CURE heart disease. I wouldn';t have believed it if I didn't personally know someone who just avoided surgery for heart disease by using nutrition to get healthy. That's how powerful food is.
Thank goodness there is a real change happening and more people are starting to think about what they're ingesting. It really, really makes me happy.
It's been nice posting without having everyone yell at me for once. Now I'm off to go eat Chipotle (yes...vegan...black beans and rice bowl with salsa and guac...mmm)...
Have a good evening!
I feel sorry for that pearl necklace. And by pearl I mean dime store plastic pearl.
ok seriously.. i'm getting a breast reduction next month and i thought I needed it badly. aretha franklin is 100x worse than me. good gawd!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
Submitted by bambam on September 24, 2008 - 6:16pm.
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Nothing wrong with tittay luv. How do you feel about fupas?
Like your avie, btw.
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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 5:11pm.
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refer back to my first post. i luv tittays yes i do.
real ones of course.
nuthin like a comfy pillow and a snack every nite.
oh my god, michael. i want to have your babies.
thanks for making my day.
Then I shall be forced to gouge out my own eyes and puncture my own eardrums.
I canny take it, capt'n.
Submitted by bambam on September 24, 2008 - 6:09pm.
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Not picky about your tittay choice? Any tittays will do?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 24, 2008 - 6:00pm.
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SHE IS THE QUEEN OF SOUL!! If she says 'you're gonna like spotted tittays', then you're gonna like 'em!
Fuck whatever's being said, how 'bout those tittays???
Mmmmmmmmmm...tittays, aaagggggguuuggggghhhhh.....
i luv tittays, yes i do.
Ya, what is wrong with this bitch? Every damn picture she is in, her big ass tits are hanging out. I think she is losing it.
the thought of what her nipples look like is frightening!!!!!
PETA needs to knock it off, and leave Ben & Jerry's alone. The ice cream is fine just the way it is (except for the price).
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
I try to eat as healthy as possible but I just cannot go vegan or not eat anything processed. I was raised by my grandparents and growing up, I ate a lot worse! No matter how healthy you eat, you are gonna die. So i will enjoy things in moderation while i still can.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 7:55am.
Submitted by Nova on September 24, 2008 - 5:53pm.
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I said 'follicles on the brink'.
I know I'm not particularly concise, I guess I'm just invisible. :( :P
I agree, Nova.
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Now if only Aretha's follicles were likewise invisible. Is the bitch blind or something?
Nice LARGE PORES you have there Aretha! I have to agree with Fred, those things are horrendous. How the hell does she stand upright?
My God MK, I will have nightmares tonight!
man...way to confuzz me even more...theres another nova in here...lol.
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Submitted by Nova on September 24, 2008 - 5:53pm.
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I said 'follicles on the brink'.
I know I'm not particularly concise, I guess I'm just invisible. :( :P
I agree, Nova.
Now god dam that is just disgusting! What the fuck is that shit like growing on the end of her tits? I guess you could lay her over a table and use those fuckers for heavy bags but shit it might break your fucking hand. I like tits as much as the next guy but I would not fuck that with MK's dick. She could kayo you with those fuckers if she rolled over in the middle of the night.
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Fermented soy is cool, though.
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to clarify whether Aretha has pimples or freckles. These are neither on her breasts. These are super large hair folicles that some women have near areola. Her skin is so stretched and there is so much fat this is why they are spread over such a large area. The hairs themselves would be short but the roots and folicles are huge. Very ugly, hideous. I think Aretha has been taking some Viagra pills and the girlfriend has been exposing herself recently in hopes to get laid.
Mmmmmmmmmmm delicious ice cream....do you think her boobies do soft serve?? Wheres the pull handle?? I'm confuzzed...lol.
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