Wednesday, September 24th 2008

In The Mood For A Little Chichi Milk Ice Cream?

You're probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you're slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you're also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that's what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry's asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.

Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry's isn't taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."

Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.

I also think Ben & Jerry's should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn't ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry's can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.

Thanks Clarisse

Posted by: Michael K


angel_i's picture

And I just want to say: Stress. Stress is a factor.

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Fuck. A comment in here sounds just like my dad. Daddy, is that you?

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 5:38pm.

Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 2:25pm.

I have read some damning things about soy products, too.

"Soy is linked to infertility, breast cancer, hypothyroidism, thyroid cancer, and many other disorders."

http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/
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Any processed food is linked to these things.

Cheez Whiz anyone?

It's because soy requires so much processing to be made into anything. Soy beans, themselves, are pretty good for you.

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KA's picture

I don't care who you are, if you have sweaty boob rash YOU STAY HOME! Cover that shit up already girlfriend! Are you smoking rock or what?

I'm sorry Aretha - I have respect for things you did in the past, but GIRL - LOOK IN THE DAMN MIRROR!

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I don't care who she is or what she's accomplished-- that's wrong.

She needs to cover those old nasty big flapjack.

I couldn't eat next to that. Spaghetti straps cutting into her ground round shoulder. sad.

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People who tell other people what to eat should be locked in a dark room and forced to eat their own excrement for 3 weeks.

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PussyCow, I agree with you on most of your points. The USDA Food Pyramid is all wrong (IMO), but it's the GOSPEL. Try reasoning with a registered dietician. Eh, I'm sure you have.

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@PussyCow

If you haven't already I recommend you read "In Defense of Food" by Michael Pollan.

Great book!

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Submitted by Hekki on September 24, 2008 - 1:27pm.
Submitted by Isra1986: "I spend way too much time on Cafemom in the breastfeeding moms group, so I know there are lots of women who cook with their breastmilk!!!"

I am totally pro-breastfeeding, and pretty crunchy when it comes to it, but I think that's taking it too far.
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My husband and I have a friend who, 7 years ago was nursing her then 2 year old, she continued nursing him and the next baby born 2 years later, using her "extra" milk as milk for cereals and drinking milk for her and her husband. Last I heard, the now 8 year old and the 5 year old STILL occassionally nurse.

THAT is taking it too far IMO.

I am totally pro brestfeeding, but that is ridiculous.

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Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 2:25pm.

I have read some damning things about soy products, too.

"Soy is linked to infertility, breast cancer, hypothyroidism, thyroid cancer, and many other disorders."

http://www.soyonlineservice.co.nz/

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Submitted by M.E.: "I'm not a scientist or a doctor, but I am a firm believer that some people are born with the cancer "gene" and regardless of how healty they are or aren't they'll get it."

I totally agree. I think genes determine a LOT. Like more than we realize.

Rotten-egg, the research I was referring to in regards to milk and cancer was done with diets of 10% protein coming from animal sources. The average American (or other people with a "western" diet) is way above that, so moderation really isn't a factor unless you're down to a bite of animal product once in a while, which really isn't how it's usually done. If there's anything anyone should be "extremist" about I would think the fact that the general public is fed a bunch of lies regarding nutrition, at the sake of their health, should be one of them. The reality is we have more cancer and heart disease, and diabetes than ever before. Brushing off the importance of good nutrition and believing everything you see on commercials and in mass-market magazines is what got us to this point in the first place. It IS time people got wise about how important nutrition is to our health.

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-"Submitted by M.E. on September 24, 2008 - 9:26pm."

That's exactly how it is. Or at least, that's how it is as I read it on my school books. It's supposed to be genetic, but the gene expression is controled by way too many damn factors.

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Are those dark bumps ingrown hairs on those bags?
They look like fucking ostrich boots. Giddyup.

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Just when I though Peta couldn't get any fucking crazier

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Oh. My. God. There is no way I can possibly read this post because I can't get past the photo.

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Submitted by Isra1986: "I spend way too much time on Cafemom in the breastfeeding moms group, so I know there are lots of women who cook with their breastmilk!!!"

I am totally pro-breastfeeding, and pretty crunchy when it comes to it, but I think that's taking it too far.

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I'm not a scientist or a doctor, but I am a firm believer that some people are born with the cancer "gene" and regardless of how healty they are or aren't they'll get it.

I had a grandmother that smoked like a chimney, drank like a fish, but did she die of cancer? No, she dies of old age.

Mrs. Kravitz...Me, too! But I like not having cancer more than I like the convenience of being able to pop into a Baskin Robbins (The heir to the Baskin Robbin's fortune is anti-dairy, by the way). I really don't miss out, though. I make my own ice cream using either frozen bananas and walnuts with a little rice or almond milk (a favorite) or you can make any ice cream recipe using Mimicreme (made with almonds and chashews ansd the stuff make skiller vegan alfredo sauce, too, I've just discovered). I also occasionally pick up Trader Joe's Vanilla Cherry Chip soy ice cream or Tofutti ice cream sandwiches (in a billion flavors). I do not feel deprived in the ice cream department!

I don't know if it's more ridiculous that PETA makes these silly requests or that some people really don't see the comparison. It absolutely is more "natural" to eat foods made from human milk than it is to eat food made from cow or goat milk. We've juswt been conditioned to think otherwise.

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I went out to lunch today and only ate half of a sandwich.
Do I get a prize?

MODERATION IS FOR WUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by rotten_egg on September 24, 2008 - 5:19pm.
Modern humans have forgotten what MODERATION is, I think.
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I concur.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 24, 2008 - 1:18pm.
M.E.,
No no. Sorry. I had a Lewis Black moment.
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OH! LMAO!

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What I want to know is why raw milk is illegal in NY, (because it might make people sick) but they allow pus and hormones and irradiation in mass-produced milk. You can purchase raw milk straight from the farm, or belong to a cow-share, but that is so ridiculous. Raw milk producers are scrupulous about the integrity of their product.

Humans are perfectly suited to drink cow's milk! (and goats and sheep, too) Some people, like Asians are lactose intolerant, and that's because historically they didn't consume dairy, so they should stay away from it. But if your ancestors were big dairy consumers, it's cool. My father grew up on a farm in Europe and drank fresh warm raw milk every day. He has perfectly straight teeth and never had a cavity until he was in his 30's. (His town didn't have a dentist, but if it was an emergency, the doctor could pull a bad tooth with some pliers)

I was able to buy raw milk at Whole Foods in Maine, and it's nothing like the crap you buy in the supermarket. It was delicious.

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Don't be extremist. Humans have been eating other animals and animal products for thousands of years. Cancer is not a simple disease. If you smoke, for example, it doesn't mean you WILL get cancer. You can smoke for years and years and don't even get cancer. Same with milk. You can drink milk for years, but that doesn't mean you will get cancer. Same with everything else. Modern humans have forgotten what MODERATION is, I think. Anyway, carry on. I just don't like that extremist stuff you read everywhere who's only purpose is to spread terror and ignorance.

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M.E.,
No no. Sorry. I had a Lewis Black moment.

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According to this web site Soy is Making Kids Gay!
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Clarisse - Soy juice??? Did I miss somehting or are we starting to talk about disgusting bodily juices like yesterday?

Rican35's picture

PETA never misses an opportunity to make their organization seem more and more ridiculous, which for the most part, it is not but, please!!!

Isra1986's picture

I spend way too much time on Cafemom in the breastfeeding moms group, so I know there are lots of women who cook with their breastmilk!!!
My chi chis make milk for my 7 month old daughter, but I have never tried it and never would try it. Mommas milk is for babies!

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M.E.
Re Soy Milk.

"There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. We all know there's no soy milk, cuz there's no soy tittie is there??"

LMAO!

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M.E.'s picture

Ugh, I jut got a craving for some Tres Leches cake.

Clarisse's picture

Mrs K.,
Of course. Palin wouldn't kill an animal just for the thrill of killing an animal!

On topic: I have to credit the boobie ice-cream to rissaf23...she gave us this happy little treat last night.

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I don't drink regular(whole) Milk. Skim only, please =)

Funny the other day I had some 2% and it was like heave cream on my tongue

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M.E.'s picture

I drink Almond Milk.

Won't let my boys drink Soy, since well, soy is used as an estrogen replacement. Nope. They're fine with the Vanilla Almond or Rice milk.

Go ahead, call me a hippy. I don't care.

*sticks out tongue*

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 4:52pm.

Submitted by AmberWaves on September 24, 2008 - 2:48pm.
I bet her fiance loves giving her pearl necklaces

*winner*

you spotted the I spy

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Submitted by PussyCow on September 24, 2008 - 1:59pm.
Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot.

I hope Dlisters are smart enough to forego ANY dairy products, XX.
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But...but...I LIKE ICE CREAM!!!!!

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Wow. Those are some big chichi's. They must hurt her shoulders.

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I dunno about this mama's milk thing BUT

You gotta love Aretha in a pearl necklace;)

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 1:51pm.

whatchoo tryin' to say?

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I've just been so blue since you been gone
(why'd you do it? why'd you have to do it?)

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M.E.'s picture

The design on her dress on her left (her right) tittay looks like an areola.

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Mrs K

you know too much! about everything!

Thats why I fucking love you
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Please, I'm a bluffer and a poser.
Trust.

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WOW, this nasty bitch needs to cover herself up. Shes a fucking old woman and that shits not cute after a certain age. In addition, investing in clothing that actually fit is a good thing...dumb bitch!

Further, Peta needs to stop with their obnoxious crap too. I love animals, but they dont need to slap their theologies in everyones face every damn day. AND YA I WOULDNT FUCKING DRINK BREAST MILK, and blah blah so I drink milk from cows and Im not use to breast milk, I DONT CARE that shit was meant for when I was a baby...Pamela Anderson needs to fucking stop acting like shes a saint and focus on her kids and from switching husbands every other month. I sure as hell dont need preaching from people who cant even figure out their own lives.

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Submitted by Clarisse on September 24, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Sandbitch,
Because apparently they are better than man at hunting. Dear Mrs Palin..."predator control program intended to increase moose populations."
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RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT, so the hunters will have more moose to kill!
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Cal Worthington and his dog, Spot.

I hope Dlisters are smart enough to forego ANY dairy products, XX.

What we haven't been told about dairy should be criminal.

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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 1:51pm.

whatchoo tryin' to say?

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I've just been so blue since you been gone
(why'd you do it? why'd you have to do it?)

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God Damn! That is disgusting. Cover that shit up.

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Sandbitch,
Because apparently they are better than man at hunting. Dear Mrs Palin..."predator control program intended to increase moose populations."

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Sorry but.. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!. Use human breast milk as substitute for cow milk?. That's the most stupid thing PETA has come up with. Ok, not exactly. They are basically retards vomiting stupid shit all the time.

Anyway, I'll toast with a glass of ice cream for Ben and Jerry (whoever they are) for not giving a shit about PETA and their stupid antics and ideas. All hail cow milk. Yum!

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OMG.pussycow.that shit made me laugh so fucking hard.What was that dudes name?"Go see Cal"?
someone link that shit for me PLEASE??!!