In The Mood For A Little Chichi Milk Ice Cream?
You're probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you're slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you're also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that's what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry's asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.
Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry's isn't taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.
I also think Ben & Jerry's should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn't ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry's can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.
Thanks Clarisse
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I think most dlisters don't dring regular milk...
@clarisse -
Pls excuse the dumb ? but why do these animals require killing?
Submitted by AmberWaves on September 24, 2008 - 2:48pm.
I bet her fiance loves giving her pearl necklaces
*winner*
you spotted the I spy
Amberwaves - think her fiance has enough stuff to give her a pearl necklace?? Dayyum!
Meanwhile, I'll go soy. I wouldn't even eat ice cream made out of my own mama's milk. Eww. That stuff didn't even agree with me when I was baby_cheese.
Clearly the idea of using human milk is a JOKE. Just like when Stumpy Mills suggested people milk rats. It's supposed to make people think. YES, mother's milk is best for her child. Mother cow milk is best for her cow child. DUH. The real fact is that milk has been PROVEN to be a huge contributer to cancer. Animal foods contribute to all our top causes of death. I know I'm not the only person who has read the China Study and the research done by T. Colin Campbell and others at the TOP of the field of nutrition because I personally know a dozen people who have went entirely veg (meaning a diet of no animal products at all) after reading it. Basically it has been proven over and over that we all take in substances that can cause cancer but having animal protein in your diet (especially dairy) will trigger that cancerous substance to grow into cancer while a diet with the protein coming from vegetable food will NOT. Sounds unbelievable I know, but the dairy industry likes it that way. If you know anyone who has ever been affected by cancer or heart disease, please, make your smart ass comment, and then go read the China Study. It could save your life.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:38pm.
Speakit
Baby baby, sweet baby
There's something that I just got to say
Baby baby, sweet baby
You left me hurtin' in a real cold way
Speak your name
And I'll feel a thrill
You said I do
And I said I will
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whatchoo tryin' to say?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 24, 2008 - 4:47pm.
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EW.
Thanks for the info.
i'm being serious......are those things for real or is this photoshopped????
damn....get some fattage sucked outta there girl!!!
CLAY AIKEN IS GAY??? NO WAY...
I bet her fiance loves giving her pearl necklaces.
Triscuit,
http://www.salon.com/env/feature/2008/09/08/sarah_palin_wolves/
"In early 2007, Palin's administration approved an initiative to pay a $150 bounty to hunters who killed a wolf from an airplane in certain areas, hacked off the left foreleg, and brought in the appendage."
Just a warning, once you learn about something, you cannot "unlearn" it.
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Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?
Mrs K
you know too much! about everything!
Thats why I fucking love you
Submitted by Triscuit on September 24, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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Uhmmm.wha?
*scratches head*
Alaska is truly our nation’s last frontier. It is also the last place in the U.S. where a few hunters still use aircraft to chase and kill wolves and other animals. They shoot these animals from the air or chase them to exhaustion before landing and shooting them point blank.
More than 30 years ago, Congress put an end to aerial hunting. But Alaska is exploiting a loophole in federal law to resume the practice. Other states could soon follow suit. It’s time to stop aerial hunting once and for all.
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Oh my god...
Haha, man, and wow... the pearls are slightly lodged underneath her right breast.
Like somebody else said--seriously? Spaghetti straps? Those things must be made of reinforced steel only then lightly covered in fabric.
Aretha, baby, you've got money. It's called liposuction. Please.
I just want to bury my face in them and go NUMMA NUMMA NUM NUM NUMMA...FLLLLLTLRTRLLLT
Not really.
Those are not freckles. They are pimples. Probably from the heat of her body. The old ones have left dark spots but if you look at the more recent ones, they look red. Gross.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:39pm.
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Uhmmm.wha?
*scratches head*
Submitted by Triscuit on September 24, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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Lets go back to bashing the Gaymates!!!!!!
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that's like like shooting wolves from a helicopter
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
*hint*
six inches higher
Speakit
Baby baby, sweet baby
There's something that I just got to say
Baby baby, sweet baby
You left me hurtin' in a real cold way
Speak your name
And I'll feel a thrill
You said I do
And I said I will
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by missy on September 24, 2008 - 4:29pm.
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Lets go back to bashing the Gaymates!!!!!!
I spy flappy flip flops flapping around
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Sugar Magnolia
This close __*
try again
Those are not spaghetti strap tits. She needs lasagna straps at the very least.
Put...that...shit...away.
Sorry Missy!
Aretha is a phenomenal artist, there's no doubt about that sweets! I love the woman, but her tatas are too distracting! Guess I'm an asshole right now.
Love you...*sniff sniff*
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Sugar Magnolia
Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 4:32pm.
Lets play I spy
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OK! I spy with my eye something big, brown and saggy.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:28pm.
@Speakit
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
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awwww.. *blushes* WAIT liar.. you don't wear makeup.
Lets play I spy
Hang on a tick.. what the in the name of Ben & Jerry's are you supposed to do if Aretha says "do you like my necklace?". There is NO way on this earth I could possibly keep a straight face and have anything other than "chiiiiiiii chiiiiiiiiiiis" come out of my mouth.
I would instantly be devoured on the spot by her left chi chi. Nonono.. the right teat looks a little more deadly and therefore death will be instant.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 24, 2008 - 1:28pm.
If she were to jump up and down, her boobs would devour her whole head.
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they'd hit her in the head and the whiplash would snap her neck like a twig!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Missy: sowwy! ♥
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
omg b&j's chocolate fudge brownie *droooool*
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
I love Aretha, but she needs to keep those titties undercover. They're heat-seeking missiles.
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Keep your muscles strong
Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Those are some scary titties.
I imagine she needs help hefting each one into it's individual titanium underwire cup at the start of the day. Do they make miniature fork lifts?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
*ARGHHHHH!!!!* It's Aretha 'TETAS GRANDES' Franklin
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
I cant be in this thread anymore. Bashing Aretha for her appearence does not fly with me.
This day sucks ass.
>:(
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
The end of that string of pearls has met it's fate. Gone forever.
If she were to jump up and down, her boobs would devour her whole head.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by anna hannah
How the hell are those straps holding her up?????
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They aren't. It takes a village to hold those no-fun-at-all bags up.
@Speakit
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I say a little pray for you
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
she better think...think about wearing a bra and covering those breasteseses!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
I don't understand how anybody could donate money to PETA, when theres local shelters who are better off with that money.
PETA is such a fuckin joke this is the same company that compared The Holocaust to killing of chickens.
http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/Northeast/02/28/peta.holocaust/
what the fuck is aretwat's problem?
doesn't she know how to cover her shit up?
jesus christ
Penn and Teller B.S
Snowy - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:24pm.
Popular music as we know it today would not exist without Miz Franklin, so ya'll just better STFU.
You Better Think
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You make me feel like a natural woman.
You just have to love peta. No matter how many people declare war on them, no one will ever manage to do more harm than they do themselves. Are they even capable of opening their mouths without something stupid rushing out?
Submitted by Miss Priss on September 24, 2008 - 4:15pm.
Human Teat milk is grosssssss
...not if you're a human baby lol
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Popular music as we know it today would not exist without Miz Franklin, so ya'll just better STFU.
You Better Think
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
How the hell are those straps holding her up?????