In The Mood For A Little Chichi Milk Ice Cream?
You're probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you're slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you're also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that's what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry's asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.
Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry's isn't taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.
I also think Ben & Jerry's should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn't ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry's can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.
Thanks Clarisse
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 24, 2008 - 12:17pm.
M.E
It's sweet!
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YES! Take a glass of nonfat milk and pour 2 cups of sugar into it. VOILA!
Submitted by jim on September 24, 2008 - 3:14pm.
"PETA NEEDS TO GO AFTER CUNTS LIKE PAM ANDERSON WHO SAYS SHE IS A VEGETARIAN BUT IS LYING BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW SHE IS ONLY GOOD AT EATING DICK!!"
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Jim, let's not forget the dick Pam eats is willing. As long as she doesn't charge extra for the Hep-C.
ME, LMAO Akmadinajad just ran out of the UN screaming "R~E~S~P~E~C~T"
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
As I examined Aretha's pancakes to see if those are pimples or her pores are exploding, my boss sneaks behind me and says: What's THAT?!? I closed the window in horror. He walked away mumbling someting. LMAO
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Sugar Magnolia
What a disgusting woman. Those uddders are reefuckingpulsive and so is her neck. I don't care how talented she is, she needs to spare the rest of us. I bet when she stands up, her tits look like bowling balls in the bottom of a tube sock.
Swing low, sweet charioooooooooot!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I admire Aretha's demure sense of style.
Good God Aretha! Put those damn missles away! Iran is scared!
oh, barf. I just ate. Thanks Michael.
ps: Aretha: You're fat. Dress accordingly.
So sad.. I'm Lactoooose Intolerant.. *says it in that old ladies voice from Beavis & Butthead*
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Aren't we Fuckin Funny!!!?
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I know she's Aretha Franklin, but COME ON. Dame needs to cover the udders up and/or go on a diet. She's going to die if she doesn't lose some tonnage. This is slow suicide.
Why hasn't Aretha gone through breast reduction yet? I mean, those titties are HUGE and her back must hurt something fierce! There's no way in hell I'd eat breast milk ice cream...I've actually sort of gone off ice cream anyway (thanks to this post!)...way too much lactose and sugar for me these days!
Your face!
I'm all for animal rights but god damn thos PETA people are ridiculous. It's like why on earth wouldn't they ask something like: Hey Ben & Jerry's! How about developing an alternative to using cow's milk by using soy or rice?!
OH but wait, that would be too sane of PETA.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Hahahah! That was one of the best threads ever yesterday... =3
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
PETA continues to push people into actual animal abuse & neglect w/ insane reverse psychology tactics.
i was eating when i saw that. eouw!
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"Radical Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam."
M.E
It's sweet!
Yeah because ingesting some random person's breast milk is TOTALLY safe. Wtf ever, Peta.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 24, 2008 - 4:16pm.
Those ain't pimples, they're freckles.
I like how Miss Franklin offsets them with that splendid pearl necklace.
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Freckles aren't that evenly dispersed. I think they're follicles pushed to the brink.
Knowing what breastmilk tastes like, no way in hell would I want to eat an entire pint of it.
Those ain't pimples, they're freckles.
I like how Miss Franklin offsets them with that splendid pearl necklace.
As for using breast milk in ice cream, I don't think it has enough butterfat content. Also, who the fuck wants to injest human bodily fluids when all they wanted was an ice cream cone? PETA needs to get a grip.
I love Phish Food and Cherry Garcia
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Well fuck! I happen to be sitting here with an ice-cold glass of delicious, decadent chocolate milk when I decided to pull up dlisted only to be ASSAULTED by a picture of Aretha's nasty, pimply, enormous udders. Damn it. Now I'm going to have to pour the entire quart down the drain.
Submitted by MachSchnell84 on September 24, 2008 - 4:13pm.
Holy Jesus Christ! Looks like poor Aretha doesn't have a fucking stylist!!! Or at least not a sane one...
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Really! The should've brushed out her undercoat and waxed her rack. No self respecting moose would accept less.
And PETA angers me. STFU asswipes! Human Teat milk is grosssssss
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omg, that's SICK.
Her titties are going to heaven...they're eating those pearls like they're Wonka's mini Jawbreakers. Amazing
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Peta= Biggest killer of abandoned dogs on EARTH!! They have a freezer at their HQ that is filled with dogs they killed. Hypocritical assholes
Submitted by luckycharms on September 24, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Ben and Jerry's used to make this flavor called peanut butter cookie dough. It was chocolate ice cream with big hunks of peanut butter dough. Haven't been able to find it in years except once at a 7-11 about 6 months ago.
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My favorite is "Chubby Hubby" fudge covered peanut butter filled pretzels in a vanilla malt ice cream with fudge and peanut butter.
A PMS delight.
WHY DOESN'T PETA GO OVER TO CHINA AND OTHER FUCKED UP COUNTRIES WHO EAT DOGS AND CATS AND AND KEEP THEM IN CAGES IN THE STREETS, RATHER THEN WASTE THEIR TIME WITH THIS SHIT...OH AND PETA NEEDS TO GO AFTER CUNTS LIKE PAM ANDERSON WHO SAYS SHE IS A VEGETARIAN BUT IS LYING BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW SHE IS ONLY GOOD AT EATING DICK!!
I most definitely agree that commercial farming is bad and cruel business. Animals are forced to stay in tiny nasty pens and they do have to be pregnant in order to produce milk. Part of the problem is too many people and large population that I am not sure the earth can sustain. But at the same time tons of products and food are thrown away. Just check your grocery stores and see all those expired things they have to toss. So please do use condoms and birth control as there is not need to have 5 children. And do support self sustaining organic farmers that do treat animals better. Also do not bite off more than you can chew.
btw. Areetha needs to cover those droopy tits and lose some weight.
Holy Jesus Christ! Looks like poor Aretha doesn't have a fucking stylist!!! Or at least not a sane one...
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
This is why PETA can't be taken seriously. But you what I do take seriously? The need to get NASA to built Aretha a bra that will lift and separate those behemoth tatties!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 4:09pm.
I heard that Aretha is going to announce that she is Black on the cover of People. I sure hope she doesn't lose her fan base!
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NO she isn't. She's just really tan, duh.
The PETA people are fkn idiots, they really don't serve any good to animals......i'm all for the humane society......
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Whatever restaurant in Switzerland is using... I can't even type it without dry heaving.
I may avoid the entire country out of fear.
Jeebus - just when you think PETA can't get any more whacked out...
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
she could put out someone's eye dayum!!!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Has anyone here been to a dairy farm? Seen cows milked?
Don't donate your breast milk. You'll have to stand in a stall, your feet in shit and piss, kinda like the bathrooms at Wal-mart.
PETA has gone too far this time. Why would they think we want to ingest someone else's bodily fluids? Pammy Anderson should know better. She has Hep C. She got it from mingling with someone else's bodily fluids. What the fuck is PETA thinking?
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ROUND TWO BITCHES!!!
MK, you cannot possibly be grossed out, yet, for today anyway.
Chi-Chi Chip flavored.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Dang, you are right, the boobs keep getting bigger and her head seems so small.
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
what size is that?
If I had tits like that, I'd get a REDUCTION
Ben and Jerry's used to make this flavor called peanut butter cookie dough. It was chocolate ice cream with big hunks of peanut butter dough. Haven't been able to find it in years except once at a 7-11 about 6 months ago.
Fucking sweet ass Gayken savior from HELL!!!!!!!!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I heard that Aretha is going to announce that she is Black on the cover of People. I sure hope she doesn't lose her fan base!
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Ugh... RiRi's Chi Chis
LAWD have mercy..
Shit aint right..
this pic is goin on my freezer..
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
I just choked on the very air I breathe as I casually refreshed the page and these international monuments came busting through and sent me back to yesterday!
MK, I don't think they can be classed as chichis anymore. Seriously. NO. Seriously! They could literally kill someone if they ever had half of the very slightest opportunity.
Jesus H ChiChi those babies are.. probably babies!
--thanks awfully--
It's "Udderly" tittirrific!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...