In The Mood For A Little Chichi Milk Ice Cream?
You're probably sitting at your desk and enjoying a delicious frozen ice creamtreat, but did you know that you're slowly poisoning yourself by ingesting all that cow milk?! And you're also forcing our cow friends to get knocked up every nine months. Well, that's what Peta claims anyway. They sent off a letter to Ben & Jerry's asking them to stop using cow milk and to use breast milk instead. They got the ingenious idea from a restaurant in Switzerland who is using titty leche in their soups, stews and sauces.
Unfortunately, Ben & Jerry's isn't taking their advice. They issued this response to Peta: "We applaud PETA's novel approach to bringing attention to an issue, but we believe a mother's milk is best used for her child."
Maybe Peta should give it a second thought. Think of all the money they would save! I mean, they could ask Aretha Franklin to get pregnant only once. She would squirt out enough titty juice to last the rest of our days.
I also think Ben & Jerry's should take it a step further and think about the defenseless cherries and cocoa beans they are harming. They didn't ask to be eaten for our enjoyment! Ben & Jerry's can still make flavors like Cherry Garcia, Chocolate Fudge Brownie, Sweet Cream & Cookies and Bananas on the Rum using substances our bodies naturally produce. Use your nasty imagination. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a date with my toilet.
Thanks Clarisse
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THAT'S NOT BEWBS. That's a funky ass on her chest.. it even has a rash.
Come on MK! I was eating lunch!
MABEL!! that is the queen of soul you are talking about!!! shut yo mouf!!
clarisse - *wink* yeah baby!
cow milk is for baby cows and lady milk is for baby people.
Rice Dream Moon Pies are she shiiiiiiit!!!
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Submitted by Aamyko. on September 24, 2008 - 1:03pm.
I don't get it Aretha's head always seems to be getting smaller while her tits just keep getting bigger... what gives?
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Photoshop.
It takes a lot of chutzpah to defile and tarnish the good name of the Quuen of Soul and I, for one, won't stand for it.
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Afterall, everyone knows that Howdie Doodie is gay.
Submitted by -ohmy- on September 24, 2008 - 3:00pm.
are those pimples I see on those tig ole bitties?? ACK
Well, lets hope they aren't shaving bumps!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Peta....spokesperson Pamela Anderson PETA...thinks that COW milk is poisoning us and wants people to use human breast milk?????
ROTFLMFAO!!! get serious!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Aretha in that dress.....Oh Lordy Lord......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
somebody say it... come on.. okay I will
My milkshake brings everyone to Ben and Jerry's.
methinks Clarisse has tittays on the brain!
PETA is run by a bunch of idiots and quite frankly are doing no good for animal welfare - I think even animals would agree they are better off without these freaks defending them!!!
I don't get it Aretha's head always seems to be getting smaller while her tits just keep getting bigger... what gives?
http://www.aamyko.com
Gross! I saw this on CNN.
I'm sorry---but that photo is just gross. She's gross. GROSS!!
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
GTFO
NO
No
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
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are those pimples I see on those tig ole bitties?? ACK