CoCo, Don't Do This Again!
We need to send out a search party for CoCo's sense of style, because it's obviously missing. Look at this ordinary and classy shit she wore last night! Is she joking with this demure mess? The dress looks like it costs more than $50. This is not like her. Where's the elegant and glamorous CoCo I have come to know and adore? This crap belongs on some humdum plain Jane, not on a unique beauty like CoCo. I don't understand. She's not even showing off her best feature: her camel toe of dreams! Whenever I see her camel toe, I feel a calmness fall over me. CoCo's camel toe lets me know that everything is okay in this world. What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Hopefully, CoCo realizes what she has done and immediately throws that trash dress into the garbage or donates it to a nun or something. I do still have feelings for her. Maybe she wanted to be something she's not for the "Nights in Rodanthe" premiere. Oh, Coco. Less class, more ass.
Speaking of "Nights in Rodanthe," why do I really want to see this sappy nonsense? The other day I watched the trailer and I immediately wanted to get wrapped up in Diane Lane and Richard Gere's doomed romance. When Diane says, "You came along and helped me find those parts of myself I thought I lost forever," I felt it in my very soul! WTF is wrong with me?! Read this fucking description: "Now, with the storm closing in, the two turn to each other for comfort and, in one magical weekend, set in motion a life-changing romance that will resonate throughout the rest of their lives." I'm going through the change, right?
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Nights in Rodanthe looks REALLY bad.
1 - YEY a COCO Update
2 - She is looking old
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Submitted by Dj Tenn. on September 24, 2008 - 11:31pm.
I often wonder what would happen if MK was to go to a H'wood premiere and the Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand, CoCo & Rojo Caliente were all to appear in the same room together.
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I think MK would "assplode" if this meeting of glamour and elegance happened. hahaha
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The shoes on Coho are the classiest I've seen on her, but seriously is she a dwarf? she looks very tiny.
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I often wonder what would happen if MK was to go to a H'wood premiere and the Empress of Lucite, Shauna Sand, CoCo & Rojo Caliente were all to appear in the same room together.
I shuudder, to think ... EZ does it MK
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"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
and what? no coco ass shots...i'm all confused now...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
ice t and his lovely trick coco both go to same tanning salon...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Sorry for the double post but I forgot to add-I HATE those sappy Nicholas Sparks movies, like the new one with Richard Gere & Diana Lane , they make me want to vomit and...[soft voice]I hated "The Notebook"[/soft voice]
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She looks like Christina Aguilera in 10 years. And I don't mean that as a compliment to either Coco or Christina.
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Unlike CoCo, the dress isn't made out of 90% post consumer recycled waste.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
....LOL are you being sarcastic about the sarcasm or are you not understanding that for COCO this
IS demure!
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Oh yeah, I do understand that! Just my sarcastic way of saying something that is SOOOO trashy IS demure on her!
Submitted by z-listed on September 24, 2008 - 9:46pm.
Demure? Michael, do you have blinders on? It's as tight as a second skin, up to her ass and her tits are all but falling out! You call that demure???
....LOL are you being sarcastic about the sarcasm or are you not understanding that for COCO this
IS demure!
she's even got a black root streak in her hair to match to black/tan theme....
highly klassee!
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Am I the only one that thinks her left implant is about twice the size of the right? Her boobs look like a basketball and a cantaloupe.
Her cleavage is more like a fjord.
Demure? Michael, do you have blinders on? It's as tight as a second skin, up to her ass and her tits are all but falling out! You call that demure???
Could she look any skankier? What the fuck is holding in/down all the floating boobs and ass? I'd kill for the shoes, though.
Yes, me and my girlfriends are total suckers for Nicolas Sparks movies and we will be going to see this sappy movie on Friday...don't hate...appreciate.
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Coco nauseates me. As for the movie, I like a sappy romance as much as the next ho, but this looks like utter crap.
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She's gotta lot of boobage and a lot of butt...so does she sleep face up or face down or sideways?
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I think she's not wearing her usual underwear construction kit to boost everything up and the dress just can't do it alone. She's a lot of woman for someone so short. How tall is she anyway?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on September 24, 2008 - 7:05pm
I was thinking the same thing; for someone who has implants her breasts look awfully saggy.
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Really? I saw that trailer and thought snoozefest. I love me some Diane Lane but that movies looks all kinds of boring. There are some great chick flicks and then theres Message in a Bottle/To Gillian/Bridges of Madison County types.
Is it just me, or is her push-up bra just not up to the job? And who could blame it?
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WOW she looks kinda great
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squats? are those like the squits?
I've squatted and can't get up! Then I see how dirty the floor is in the corners and get depressed.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!She's back!!!! With all the craziness going on right now with the economy and the elections and what not, nothing makes you forget all that chaos quite like seeing a picture of Coco! Her timeless grace and elegance can be enough to bring about world peace and solve all the world's problems! CoCo for president!On Nov 4th, write this exquisite creature in!
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Theres is no way on Gods polluted earth that woman is 29 yrs old.
I wonder what their sex looks like....
Shut up and eat my asshole.
Is any of that real?
You can claim this is Coco all you want, MK. Without the camel toe how can I be sure. Really, who is that classy lady?
Now, with the storm closing in, the two turn to each other for comfort and, in one magical weekend, set in motion a life-changing romance that will resonate throughout the rest of their lives." I'm going through the change, right?
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oy, sounds craptastic
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You better have gotten paid a lot for that shit you just wrote.
I love CoCo!
Her and Ice T = Perfect couple.
She owns her ridiculousness.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
On anyone else that outfit would ghetto and trashy. But since it's CoCo and there's no prominent display of cameltoe or asscrack, well it DOES seem fairly modest. This must be her church outfit...
Submitted by angel_i on September 24, 2008 - 2:40pm.
PS. She has my fat legs. I'm in the process of trying to forget those, thank you very much.
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Biking muscles big or fat big?
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I wonder if the movie's publicists can ask people NOT to pose in front of their films poster.
Frankly I'd be pissed to see a picture of this whore in front of something I slaved over.
Wait... she wasn't IN it was she?
I think her right boobie is deflating.
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
she looks great. except for her boobs, man chin, and orange skin.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
I don't think there's anything wrong with looking like a hooker, the thing about looking like one is the intention. If you WANT to look like a hooker, more power to you, but if you want to pass a hooker look for class, THAT'S where the probs begin.
Her pose in pic No.6 is very demure.. the placement of her dainty feet... I think Coco is cleaning up her act.
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Those shoes are beautifull, is so sad to see her wear them so.... hookerish?
Thank you guys, I feel so much better
Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 5:40pm.
I have coco's shoes...
does it makes me a Hooker???
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I promise I'm not saying this to make you feel better, but I noticed the shoes first thing and I love them.
She's gotten kinda thickerer.
Less clas, more ass.. classic..
that said I still think she dresses like a hooker who found the last recycled bin at the salvation army.
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I saw that trailer earlier and wanted to see it too. What the helL???
By the way, it's time for Caca to her tits rehung. They're starting to roam all over her chest.
MK, there will be plenty of Claymates at "Nights in Rodanthe" softly sobbing into their popcorn right along with you. Especially in light of the week's shocking news about Clay. At least 3 or 4 will make awkward attempts at hooking up with you. Please let them down gently, as they are at the breaking point.
LMAO!!!!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 5:49pm.
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I am feeling this get up she looks great. Except the fucked up fun bags, time to get them fixed.