The Lohans Are Fighting Again
Michael Lohan has been relatively quiet lately. I figured he finally took everyone's advice and stuck a dick in it for good. Well, Michael must have eaten a suppository this weekend, but he was back to spewing verbal diarrhea. He shot off an e-mail to x17online.com and called SamRo a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." That's a compliment where I come from. If he said that to me, I'd thank him with a cunty curtsy.
Michael also accused SamRo of writing HoHan's MySpace blogs. That might be the case, but HoHan is probably busy sitting on SamRo's face. Yes. SamRo can eat a skin burger and blog at the same time! Talent!
He went on to suggest that SamRo wipes her vag with a cardboard toilet paper roll. "Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand)."
I never thought of using a cardboard roll before. When I'm over someone's house and they don't have tp, I either use their hand towels or the bathroom rug. And if either of those things aren't available, I turn their sink into a bidet! I'll have to remember the cardboard roll. Those lezzies are so smart!
Of course, HoHan had to respond to her devil daddy. She wrote an e-mail to Page Six saying SamRo is not evil and that she's in a great place...blah...blah...blah.. She also said: "My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking."
HoHan, it's times like this when a simple "STFU" will do as a response. Better yet, ignore the loon and let him self-destruct on his own.
Here's HoHan and her cardboard-roll-loving girlfriend walking around Los Angeles the other day.
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Every time I see that pic of Michael Lohan I imagine him saying "Right on!"
my best friend walked out of the restroom at a supermarket trailing 5 ft of toilet paper behind her...I nearly pissed my pants when I heard myself ask for a "clean-up in aisle 14"
then I told her that's not what Mr. Whipple meant when he said to squeeze the Charmin
lmao
If you ever run out of TP in a public restroom, don't forget folks,
socks are the first to go. followed by bra, panties, etc.
can't bear to think of using a public sink as a bidet, the germs alone would kill you!
yikes.
How elegant of Michael Lohan to publicly comment about Samantha's alledged toilet habits.. When everyone knows Mr. Lohan's boyfriend superglued his bunghole shut in prison.. because it was so cavernous that it's snoring and whistling kept everyone up all night.. This is why Michael Lohan is so full of shiit..
well this is a little disgusting, but i do admit to using the cardboard once haha. i guess its better than nothing..
i was at some party and there was just a tiny bit of paper left, about 4 squares; not enough for me, so well i was going crazy trying to find more tp, but there was nothing in the bathroom so i had no other choice!
Seriously - what the hell was Lindsey's Daddy doing at Samro's apartment ???????????????
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 8:51am.
Lols.
If you see Sandbitch later, tell her her eyes look pretty. I think she's p/shopped them blue. I fucking can't stop laughing every time I see that avi.
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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 25, 2008 - 8:48am.
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Heardat, hunny! I got a whole file now!;p
And YaY!
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Angel, you was my inspiration (potatoe head, Dita). Now I can't stop. It like a drug.
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The Lohans are a parody of Stage parents/Rotten kid actor at 21.
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Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 25, 2008 - 8:23am.
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I see you have come to let these good people know what a photoshop hack I really am!
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 24, 2008 - 11:09pm.
There's no way he's a gay hater, I has seen absolute proofs:
http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp335/KitschRymes/Pic.png
Click it.
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Why are these people getting any attention?!! If they don't get any maybe they will all go away and take SamRo with them!
Perhaps SamRo likes to use the cardboard, perhaps she was just making a funny... At least she's not encouraging using ones hand as an alternative.
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omg..is it not acceptable to use the cardboard when there's no tp?? I feel so ashamed.
My flatmate ues the cardboard asw well!!!!! OMG, she is the messiest person ever and I never knew that there are more toilet roll cardboard users out there. Them two should get in contact and form a group! :D
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are they ever going to stop
see how david blain fooled us in the name of stunt at
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Hey Michael Lohan! how deep fisting can you take? *sees picture*
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 25, 2008 - 12:18am.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 24, 2008 - 11:41pm.
A "friend" of mine comes out of the restaurant bathroom and is walking back to the table with a 4 ft long piece of toilet paper hanging out the back of her jeans.
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that would NEVER happen if she used the cardboard.
**whatever**
Damn, I worked late and missed the party!
*sobs in corner*
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 11:45pm.
Submitted by Dea on September 24, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I've never used the cardboard roll, usually I walk out of the bathroom with my pants down to my ankles and stagger around until i find some. It can be a little embarASSing at restaurants.
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it doesn´t work, really, but, hey, at least i try. lol
i´m pretty sure i´d trip over if i tried it your way. takes a lot of balance to do that. too much work.
**whatever**
what a fucking joke this "family" is...airing out their dirty laundry for the world to see.....disgusting.
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You try to hide your lies, disguise yourself by living in denial;
But in the end you'll see- you won't stop me
-Christina Aguilera "Fighter"
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on September 24, 2008 - 10:14pm.
Thank you for that thought. I now feel ten times worse. Maaaaaaa gross.
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Well, then. My job here is done. *preens*
Gotta' scoot worse than Spaghetti cat. Night you funnay peoples! Good to see you all again, even tho it was only for a few! *atomic wedgies before running out and slamming the door*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by DeeDee on September 24, 2008 - 11:41pm.
A "friend" of mine comes out of the restaurant bathroom and is walking back to the table with a 4 ft long piece of toilet paper hanging out the back of her jeans.
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Submitted by NitWitty on September 24, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Thank you for that thought. I now feel ten times worse. Maaaaaaa gross. XD
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Fuck my life.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 24, 2008 - 8:45pm.
Submitted by AmberWaves on September 24, 2008 - 8:36pm.
If I ever caught a friend wiping her ass with my shower curtain she would be wearing the cardboard roll like a super-plus tampon.
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My cousin's friend, who is extremely stupid, once inserted a tampon, cardboard roll and all up her va-geena and could not understand why it was so uncomfortable. :P
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Is her name Maude?
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Submitted by fuzzyslippers on September 24, 2008 - 10:08pm.
Yeesh, the thought of cardboard running up and down my chocha has thoroughly freaked me out.
Kind of like a nails on a chalkboard thing.
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Cardboard isn't so bad..it's the aluminum foil that really sucks.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
You know, Michael Lohan reminds me of Danny Pelosi from the Ted Ammon murder case.
He is just teetering on the line of being a gay hater, that's how he comes across.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Yeesh, the thought of cardboard running up and down my chocha has thoroughly freaked me out.
Kind of like a nails on a chalkboard thing.
~*Eric Bana = Liquid Sex*~
Fuck my life.
Bet that fist still smells like Nick Hogan's ass.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
sorry
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 24, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Know what else is fun? Go to Walmart, go into the dressing room, wait, then start yelling "you're out of toilet paper in here!!!!!"
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LMAO! NO wonder my last pair of new BIG BUTT MOM JEANS already had a skit mark.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 10:56pm.
Hi DA,
I think Michael Does NOT want to accept that his daughter is most likely gay and that Samro is more of a father figure than he ever was.
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Good point. I just want to plunge my stiletto heel into his eye and also crack a few of his teeth.
Bwahahaha Nits! Yeah from the looks of it, he's been hitting the Paris Hilton dating circuit.
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Holy shit! DA, TV, Mani, DeeDee? Oh Kee-rhist! I need to call the Jello company! Pretty sure I just produced a load of panty pudding!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 24, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Almost as good as taking a dump in the toilet displays at Home Depot.HEHE
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Based on the 5th photo, and my basic reading skills, I'd say they're in Hollywood.
Submitted by NitWitty on September 24, 2008 - 10:53pm.
*blinks and rubs eyes* Is that DA? Or do my eyes deceive me? *Swings her into a dance*
You know, we may burn for this right?
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Hello, pretty girl! It's nice to see you! Yeah, we'll burn..don't matter to me! lol
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Submitted by dead-actress on September 24, 2008 - 11:21pm.
Hi DA,
I think Michael Does NOT want to accept that his daughter is most likely gay and that Samro is more of a father figure than he ever was.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 10:45pm.
Know what else is fun? Go to Walmart, go into the dressing room, wait, then start yelling "you're out of toilet paper in here!!!!!"
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Submitted by DeeDee on September 24, 2008 - 9:52pm.
What the fuck is Michael wearing on his wrist? A friendship bracelet? No way this ass has friends.
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He just wears that bracelet incase he ever runs outa' toilet paper. From the colors on it he may need to get his dick checked out!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 10:35pm.
That's SamRo's ALLEDGED hoo-ha.
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
*blinks and rubs eyes* Is that DA? Or do my eyes deceive me? *Swings her into a dance*
You know, we may burn for this right?
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
@ Nits I know a couple of people in gayelle jayelle already. Anyway, I have the new copy of "Pussy Mug." Slitty will leave me alone.
What the fuck is Michael wearing on his wrist? A friendship bracelet? No way this ass has friends.
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What is with his obsession over this relationship? One would think he has the hots for SamRo. By degrading her, he hopes she'll notice him. Fuck.
Dee, no. I'd hate for you to spend the rest of your earthly life in gayelle jayelle. I know there's a speshul place in Geek Squad Hayelle for those that deserve it.
I can only say I'm sorry that the rest of us must live on the same planet with Lohan's sperm donor taking up our valuable resources while waiting on the rest of us to burn for eternity.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Submitted by Dea on September 24, 2008 - 11:11pm.
I've never used the cardboard roll, usually I walk out of the bathroom with my pants down to my ankles and stagger around until i find some. It can be a little embarASSing at restaurants.
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Damn laptop. I know the Geek Squad is responsible for that fuckery. Want me to go cuttabeesh? I will for you moonpie.
Michael Lohan has the worst case of diarrhea mouth EVAH.
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