The Lohans Are Fighting Again
Michael Lohan has been relatively quiet lately. I figured he finally took everyone's advice and stuck a dick in it for good. Well, Michael must have eaten a suppository this weekend, but he was back to spewing verbal diarrhea. He shot off an e-mail to x17online.com and called SamRo a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." That's a compliment where I come from. If he said that to me, I'd thank him with a cunty curtsy.
Michael also accused SamRo of writing HoHan's MySpace blogs. That might be the case, but HoHan is probably busy sitting on SamRo's face. Yes. SamRo can eat a skin burger and blog at the same time! Talent!
He went on to suggest that SamRo wipes her vag with a cardboard toilet paper roll. "Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand)."
I never thought of using a cardboard roll before. When I'm over someone's house and they don't have tp, I either use their hand towels or the bathroom rug. And if either of those things aren't available, I turn their sink into a bidet! I'll have to remember the cardboard roll. Those lezzies are so smart!
Of course, HoHan had to respond to her devil daddy. She wrote an e-mail to Page Six saying SamRo is not evil and that she's in a great place...blah...blah...blah.. She also said: "My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking."
HoHan, it's times like this when a simple "STFU" will do as a response. Better yet, ignore the loon and let him self-destruct on his own.
Here's HoHan and her cardboard-roll-loving girlfriend walking around Los Angeles the other day.
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btw, i always use the cardboard, when there´s no tp. i first thought of it when i was 9 years old or something. i´m so proud of it... lol
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@Dee, my loverly new laptop gave me the blue screen when I clicked on the site. Didn't you hear the shrieking and rending of souls all the way up in your neck of the woods?
OnT: You may have mistaken the shrieks for Papa Lohan here crapping out another email to another celebrity website.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
He really needs to fuck off.Lindsay looks so much happier now.I said before obviously pussy does a body(and mind) good!(for her anyway)
THIS LOSER IS A CURSE!!!!! poor linds...
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...called SamRo a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity."
He had me at dark and hideous, I thought he was talking about SamRo's hoo-ha.
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Submitted by NitWitty on September 24, 2008 - 9:21pm.
LMAO Nits! Aren't you suppose to be reading?
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
this ignorant family bores me...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 24, 2008 - 9:26pm.
Once again, Mani. You have shown me the light and I do see the error of my ways.
*hugs with a reach around*
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
This whore needs to shut it.
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Submitted by NitWitty on September 24, 2008 - 10:51pm.
Good one Nits!
But when you're scolding someone you have to address them by their full name.
"Mr. Michael Hypocrite Loser Lohan"
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Mr. Lohan, shouldn't you be watching a wholesome Kirk Cameron movie and beating off in the dark, to him making out with his "real life," wife? Don't tell me you're a Christian when you walk around acting like God.
I swear, I'm making a bumper sticker that says that shit. Fuckin judgemental much? A hypocrite of the first fucking order.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
MK, your headline implies that these dirtballs actually stopped fighting at some point.
I hope they all tear each other to pieces.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I hope Michael Lohan chokes on a poo covered toilet paper roll and visits Jesus.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
off topic-anyone watch "Son's of Anarchy"on FX?
cool ass show about a biker gang.check it out,it is on now.
i ALWAYS use the cardboard roll when i'm out of TP. it's your last saving grace! next time you're S.O.L.
Can he just go back to jail and leave us alone.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 24, 2008 - 9:50pm.
speakit, ow. But at least she could save a small fortune on waxing.
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I know! She has super religious parents so her mother never told her. I always made fun of the fact there were directions with feminine products, until that. I guess she didn't read them tho.
I haven't worn a friendship bracelet like that since 7th grade. Michael Lohan is really cool after all.
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speakit, ow. But at least she could save a small fortune on waxing.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Submitted by islandgirl on September 24, 2008 - 9:45pm.
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I swear, scout's honor, I had a friend who couldn't figure out why her pads were so uncomfortable and not working properly.
she was wearing them sticky side up.
Submitted by AmberWaves on September 24, 2008 - 8:36pm.
If I ever caught a friend wiping her ass with my shower curtain she would be wearing the cardboard roll like a super-plus tampon.
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My cousin's friend, who is extremely stupid, once inserted a tampon, cardboard roll and all up her va-geena and could not understand why it was so uncomfortable. :P
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
"dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity."
Really? This man is so confused, he mixed up SamRo with his ex-wife!
If I ever caught a friend wiping her ass with my shower curtain she would be wearing the cardboard roll like a super-plus tampon.
Submitted by kiwikim on September 24, 2008 - 5:13pm.
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thats best thing i've heard all day.
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
Cheers radio siren
*clinks champagne glasses*
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 8:50pm.
I know!!! I tought Isis had this one in the bag!
Sad. 'Cuz she had NO vag to flash!
Lindsay-go where the love is.
I fucking hate parents like this. Lindsay's therapists have probably been telling her her whole life to be an adult, accept her father and mother, blah blah blah. Well you know what? Some parents are just fucked and many people would be better off if they just walked the fuck away. Yes, they may get a little lonely, but I guarantee they would never feel like Lindsay does today. What sort of a fucked up asshole says these sorts of things about the significant other in his daughter's life?
This hick just sounds like a dumb homophobic to me. Bet the asshole is masturbating to pictures of Sarah Palin too.
Maybe the fuckwit believes the tp roll is wasted on wiping and should be used as faux butt plug instead?
Submitted by mike on September 24, 2008 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by one square on September 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Have you ever seen this vid of a young Courtney Love?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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Holy shit, in the video she looks EXACTLY like Frances Bean! And onesquare, I always thought too that she looked more like Courtney than Kurt, because I had seen old pre-surgery photos of Courtney Harrison aka Love.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
The toilet roll takes the cake when resources are skim.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 8:01pm.
That movie is one of my fav Comedies....
they have a song called Raped in the face.... go figure!
I recomended it to everybody
Submitted by Rhymes with Kitsch on September 24, 2008 - 5:06pm.
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OMG, your avie is the BEST!!!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Michael Lohan called SamRo a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity"
No, when peeking through the curtains Michaeligula was seeing his own reflection in SamRo's bathroom mirror.
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Feel free to swear at us, you'll feel better
@boomsy + mike
thanx, wow, pretty rough, isn't it. she still looked better then though, she shouldn't have gone and fucked up her face- funny how she says in the video that she'd like to be a baglady and have money when essentially that is what she is/has done now, so congrats for the achieved career goal.
oh yeah, we were talking about michael lohan. i couldn't care less about what that douche does, says, etc.
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Speakit,
Hamlet 2
"In this irreverent comedy, a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet."
I haven't seen it yet but it is on my list.
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Submitted by kidsmommy on September 24, 2008 - 6:36pm.
It's "my mother and ME" - sorry about being the grammar police but it drives me nuts!
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thank you! that drives me nuts too
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Submitted by mike on September 24, 2008 - 5:46pm.
Have you ever seen this vid of a young Courtney Love?
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"If I hadn't married Kurt Cobain, I would have probably been a bag lady."
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
this annoying ass is going straight to Hell.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand).
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Um...hunny, it's only first hand if she said it to YOU.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Lohan and dick don't go together like Lo and sam's pussy, that much is clear.
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@onesquare: Here's a teenage pic of her...
http://www.availableforpanto.com/clove.jpg
@Mike: I love how that song 'C'est la vie' is playing in the background; man, that doesn't even look like Courtney. She's had a LOT of surgery, huh?
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It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
If his ear was a bit more pointed, he'd look like a grinning bat. I hate this fucking sanctimonious loser.
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 5:38pm.
(Grade 7 theatre teachers house.)
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*laughing too hard to type anything*
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Submitted by Dutty Bama on September 24, 2008 - 7:46pm.
In other news: ANTM has an all-vag cast!
I know!!! I tought Isis had this one in the bag!
This clan is so TOXIC! The whole family is a dark, hideous and disgusting representation of humanity. The dumb bastard certainly hit the nail on the head with that description.
It's as if they all get the shakes if they don't release some ignorant tripe to the press on a weekly basis. Which reminds me, White Oprah hasn't opened her fat trap lately, so she must be recovering from plastic surgery or a drug OD and out of sight for awhile.
HoHan needs to do the world a favor and STOP responding to him. Better yet, media outlets should cease reporting on their "Hatfield and McCoy" fussin' and feudin'.
i've used the cardboard roll when i have run out of tlt paper, its made of paper after all... what a douchebag father, i actually feel sympathy for HoHan
In other news: ANTM has an all-vag cast!
Submitted by one square on September 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Have you ever seen this vid of a young Courtney Love?
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
Mrs. K.! xoxooxooxoxoxoxoxox... (infinity)
Submitted by boomsy on September 24, 2008 - 8:40pm.
@onesquare: Totally off topic, but that totally looks like Francis Bean in your avie. Didn't realize how much she looked like Courtney.
i've been telling people for ages! frances bean does NOT look like kurt, she looks just like her mother before she went and destroyed her face. you can't find pics anymore of the original courtney, not like looking at her in any state is such a good idea:-0 she looks like death now. good lord, how she's alive is beyond me...
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Yep, SamRo looks like the type that uses the toilet paper roll instead of the toilet paper..I love how Micheal is like "have you seen her apartment?" Yes, Micheal we all chill at Samantha Ronsons apartment on the weekends and play spin the toilet paper roll with all her gayelle friends.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****