The Lohans Are Fighting Again
Michael Lohan has been relatively quiet lately. I figured he finally took everyone's advice and stuck a dick in it for good. Well, Michael must have eaten a suppository this weekend, but he was back to spewing verbal diarrhea. He shot off an e-mail to x17online.com and called SamRo a "dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." That's a compliment where I come from. If he said that to me, I'd thank him with a cunty curtsy.
Michael also accused SamRo of writing HoHan's MySpace blogs. That might be the case, but HoHan is probably busy sitting on SamRo's face. Yes. SamRo can eat a skin burger and blog at the same time! Talent!
He went on to suggest that SamRo wipes her vag with a cardboard toilet paper roll. "Have you ever seen her apartment? For God's sake, when she runs out of toilet paper she tells people to use the cardboard roll. (I was told this firsthand)."
I never thought of using a cardboard roll before. When I'm over someone's house and they don't have tp, I either use their hand towels or the bathroom rug. And if either of those things aren't available, I turn their sink into a bidet! I'll have to remember the cardboard roll. Those lezzies are so smart!
Of course, HoHan had to respond to her devil daddy. She wrote an e-mail to Page Six saying SamRo is not evil and that she's in a great place...blah...blah...blah.. She also said: "My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods. He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it's dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren't speaking."
HoHan, it's times like this when a simple "STFU" will do as a response. Better yet, ignore the loon and let him self-destruct on his own.
Here's HoHan and her cardboard-roll-loving girlfriend walking around Los Angeles the other day.
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Yep, SamRo looks like the type that uses the toilet paper roll instead of the toilet paper..I love how Micheal is like "have you seen her apartment?" Yes, Micheal we all chill at Samantha Ronsons apartment on the weekends and play spin the toilet paper roll with all her gayelle friends.
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Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 8:36pm.
LOL like i said, the conversation always comes back to the potty.
speaking of the toilet, here's bush talking about our economy! ugh, i can't even listen to that lame duck sob anymore!
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i am courtney love's original face.
@onesquare: Totally off topic, but that totally looks like Francis Bean in your avie. Didn't realize how much she looked like Courtney.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 5:28pm.
I guess my OCD is pretty apparent, huh?
I thought so.
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Now I'm seeing a crocheted kleenex box holder in the shape of a sausage dog on the back of the toilet tank, shell shaped soap, flocked animal themed wallpaper and a big mirror so you can look at yourself whilst seated on the throne. And on the sink a vase of dried and very dusty straw flowers.
(Grade 7 theatre teachers house.)
Parricide should be made legal in certain cases. Scratch that: it should be ENCOURAGED in certain cases.
Submitted by one square on September 24, 2008 - 8:34pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 8:30pm.
one square- remember eons ago, sheryl crow's brilliant idea to conserve paper and save trees? later she said she was joking, but i wouldn't ever shake her hand... gross!
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OMG LMFAO.. so your name really is about tp!! LOLOLOL *sigh* I should be embarrassed, shouldn't I?
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 8:24pm.
I can open bottles with mine.
and the classic "I can blow smoke rings with mine" Patsy Stone.
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Okay.. I have to confess, I can't whistle with mine. I think it has grown together. :( *dust cloud and cobwebs*
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 8:30pm.
one square- remember eons ago, sheryl crow's brilliant idea to conserve paper and save trees? later she said she was joking, but i wouldn't ever shake her hand... gross!
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Jesus is freaking sexy!
Have you seen Hamlet 2???, rock me sexy Jesus is the best song ever!
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Nope, never even heard of it. But I lurve musicals.
Submitted by one square on September 24, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 8:20pm.
:-) the sad thing is how the discussion always seems to come back to the toliet, huh.
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Or goes in, whichev. ;) So what does 'one square' mean?
oh my gosh.... I've totally used the cardboard tube when I've run out of toilet paper! Does that mean I'm a lesbian?
oh my gosh.... I've totally used the cardboard tube when I've run out of toilet paper! Does that mean I'm a lesbian?
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SMOOCHES and hugs, dollface!!!
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Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 5:26pm.
I guess my OCD is pretty apparent, huh?
I thought so.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 24, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I always go for the hand towels, unless it's my own home.
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Um, that invitation I extended to you? RESCINDED!!!!
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Er only if you're a bad enough host that you've run out of paper, and don't have any under a sweetly crocheted roll holder or under the sink.
...and that doesn't sound like you.
mike,
Holy smokes... thank you so much for the link to those amazing photographs!
no I don't have a square to spare, I can't spare a square
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 24, 2008 - 7:53pm.
JIM,
MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE SING!!!!!!!! I feel a concert coming on...LOL.
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OOoooo and makes your buttcheeks dance! I can make my cooter whistle.
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I can open bottles with mine.
and the classic "I can blow smoke rings with mine" Patsy Stone.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 7:15pm.
Carlos Must be a Hunk!
Jesus is freaking sexy!
Have you seen Hamlet 2???, rock me sexy Jesus is the best song ever!
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 8:20pm.
:-) the sad thing is how the discussion always seems to come back to the toliet, huh.
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i am courtney love's original face.
Submitted by TITS on September 24, 2008 - 5:15pm.
I always go for the hand towels, unless it's my own home.
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Um, that invitation I extended to you? RESCINDED!!!!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Again, I hate the skinny jeans.
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She's flat and that's that!
stfu michael lohan
although... he seems pretty concerned about toilet paper rolls doesn't he?
lindsay came out as a gayelle yesterday saying she is with samantha. so I guess that set him off. samro might become lindsay's new next of kin. how dare samantha take his cash cow!
Submitted by one square on September 24, 2008 - 8:15pm.
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LMAO.. it totally cracked me up that you're talking about tp and your name is one square. extreme conservation
Black hearted bastard. He probably wears adult diapers!
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Media-whoring is in the Lohan DNA, from Pig Daddy all the way down to the illegitimate Grand Teton teen daughter. A camera is a teat to suck on, a blog is a root to gnaw at.
The best solution for creatures like these is to treat them like a trip to the reptile emporium. Look at the colourful snakes, be thankful that they are stuck behind the glass, walk away and forget.
I have never once been on topic, ever, in my life, not here on dlisted or in any other forum or venue.
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Submitted by Aamyko. on September 24, 2008 - 4:14pm.
"dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." see now.. he could just be talking about ANY leza.
http://www.aamyko.com
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You created an account just to post THAT?
And no I"m not clicking on your fucking link.
The sad thing is that this deluded fool probably believes the reason he's estranged from his family is that they're somehow scared of his newly found perfection. In the off, off, off-chance there's any truth to that, his family needn't worry - "born-again" is just a low-brow term for recidivist fuck-up. In other words, he'll be scraping the bottom again before you know it.
amazing pics of Scotland: http://www.stevecarter.com/highlandpics/highlandpics.htm
I haven't been on topic once in this thread.
uhh... you didn't think I was gonna start now, didya?
i've used the cardboard roll before. of course you can only use it once. and if you've got people over, you should stock up on tp ahead of time.
but yeah, the cardboard roll. useful in desperate times.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 8:04pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 6:55pm.
LMFAO...
and for the record is not jesus who I reject but all those jesus freaks
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I rejected Jesus. He was trying to pick me up at a bar but I thought his friend Carlos was way cuter.
I thought that read 'cunty crusty'. too bad.
Never EVER ever have I thought of using a cardboard toilet roll. Does she unspool it like those pilsbury biscuit things or just dab with the roll intact. And does she put the roll back to make a point?
Geeeez Louise!
I always go for the hand towels, unless it's my own home.
The fact that they have to take their family problems to Page 6 and X17 instead of a therapist just shows what attention whores they are. Just go away already.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
OMG SamRo is wearing shoes that are TIED; more signs that the end is near...
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Love me or hate me
It's still an obsession
Love me or hate me
That is the question
And if you love me then 'thank you'
And if you hate me then 'f--- you'
MK why is this post tagged to Lilly Allen??? LOL
Why are these fools still making the news? Who are these idiots that actually care about the Lohans? When will they finally go away? These are the questions that plague me everytime I see Lezlo's skanky discolored face on this site.
Submitted by speakit on September 24, 2008 - 6:55pm.
LMFAO...
and for the record is not jesus who I reject but all those jesus freaks
Submitted by DebFrmHell on September 24, 2008 - 7:53pm.
JIM,
MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE SING!!!!!!!! I feel a concert coming on...LOL.
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OOoooo and makes your buttcheeks dance! I can make my cooter whistle.
"He went on to suggest that SamRo wipes her vag with a cardboard toilet paper roll. "Have you ever seen her apartment?"
Is he stalking LoRo? Someone's been peeping through the curtains again.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on September 24, 2008 - 7:48pm.
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Sorry, couldn't resist. LOL
Personally I think Samro is the best Lohan is ever going to do and she clearly looks healthier and happier since being with her. Chasing dick didn't seem to do Lohan any favors.
JIM,
MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE SING!!!!!!!! I feel a concert coming on...LOL.
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"It would be a grave mistake to say that we're going to buy up a bad debt that resulted from the bad decisions of these people and then allow them to get millions of dollars on the way out"
who gives a shit..LL & SR are fucking gross and he sucks as a parent sooo they're even
Sounds like he's gearing up to run as Republican president? Writing himself in??
They all need to shut the fuck up.... all of them.
...and that is very Christian of him; today it's been one of those days. All the hatred and ignorance that those Jesus freaks vomit every time they open their mouths... is too much for me to understand; they all scared the shit out of me... all of them.
WHO THE FUCK CARES!!! THESE LOSERS HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS MY BUTTHOLE WHICH ACTUALLY HAS A PURPOSE IN THIS WORLD!!!!
Submitted by Aamyko. on September 24, 2008 - 4:14pm.
"dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity." see now.. he could just be talking about ANY leza.
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I'm sorry, come again? Perhaps you need to check your translation on that one. At least I HOPE you made a mistake--because saying that all lesbians are disgusting is not gonna be a real popular sentiment around here.
He's got one thing right. SamRo is about the grossest fucking thing I've ever seen.
He's right Sam is disgusting.