Zahara To Us: "What Are You Looking At?!"
While going through these pictures of Zahara and her man servant shopping in Paris, I kept feeling like I had something in my teeth, a booger in my nose or perhaps I was just staring at her too closely. Zahara looked through my screen and stared me down. She obviously wasn't pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed. I'm not going to compete with her. She could beat my ass with her eyes alone. Ty Ty can't even do that.
The holy Brangelina family left France earlier this week and is now blessing Germany with their presence. The new Church of Brangelina is a 30,000 square-foot villa on Wannsee Lake and comes equipped with 14 bodyguards and a private chef. They are expected to stay there for 3 months while Brad Pitt films Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Bastards."
30,000 square-feet? It probably takes those kids weeks to finish a game of "Hide and Seek." They have to bring water, granola bars and a flare gun with them. And 12 of the 14 guards are in charge of carrying around the kids, because if they walk more than 50 steps a day, the world's axis shifts.
Here's more of Princess Zahara and her lackey buying toys and whatever else she wants. I also threw in some pictures of Brad looking like a ripe banana while shooting a Japanese commercial in France.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on September 25, 2008 - 4:19pm.
Mrs. K It does grow like that, thats its natural state
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I know it is kinky but, don't they have to use a pick to get it fluffy?
Anyhoo, I love Z, but I do think her hair could use a litle extra moisture.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on September 25, 2008 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 7:28pm
I never said you said she should use chemicals, my comment wasn't even to you. I was just stating that people should stop talking about her hair like theres something wrong with it just because they are not use to the texture
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No, I"m not used to that texture but I sure am familiar with. It's the worst when you have dry scalp and you're always itchy and every time someone takes a comb to your hair it's like pure torture and even just walking around on the daily...it just feels like a nest has been built atop your precious head when your hair gets out of whack like that.
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Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Seriously...these kids are going to have atrophied leg muscles if their goddam parents don't let them walk!
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 5:01pm.
OK I did some research and this is what I found out...
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With all due respect, we're to take advice from a white middle class jew from seattle on the finer points of black hair care?
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Submitted by Smores on September 25, 2008 - 7:36pm
Thats pretty much my whole point I think its just fine but, what does her parents need to do to it? any black woman with that hair texture will tell you that even when its wet it looks dry thats just the texture I bet even white woman with really curly hair will say their hair is like that too, so it doesn't mean that hair hair is not being taken care of
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Chicaloca...
I think those who have expressed concern for Z's hair have had up-close and personal experience with that kind of hair, and based on that, they think something needs to be done or her hair will be damaged.
Even women with Afros properly moisturize their hair.
And I may be mistaken but even Afros get styled. Black hair does not naturally grow like that.
Someone please correct me if my assumptions are wrong.
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Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 4:48pm.
You're BLACK?
Can I touch your hair?
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I'm mixed. And ok fine - you and 3 million other people.
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Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 4:48pm.
You're BLACK?
Can I touch your hair?
Natural boar brushes !! See, they had a perfect opportunity with those wild boars at the chateau !
No one is criticizing Zahara's hair texture, they're criticizing her parents not taking care of it.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 7:28pm
I never said you said she should use chemicals, my comment wasn't even to you. I was just stating that people should stop talking about her hair like theres something wrong with it just because they are not use to the texture
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OK I did some research and this is what I found out...
Black hair is extremely fragile. A gentle touch is required to avoid unnecessary breakage and hair loss. Therefore, always use a wide tooth comb or pick when combing the hair. Avoid fine tooth combs as they snag and pull out curly/kinky hair. Invest in a quality brush; natural boar brushes are the best.
Curly/kinky hair needs moisture, moisture, and more moisture! Consider this when purchasing hair care products. Avoid drying products such as hair spray, mousse, holding gels, etc. Opt for moisturizers, leave in conditioners, and styling lotions.
All products are not created equal. Just because a product claims to be created for "curly hair" doesn't guarantee that it will be suitable for ethnic curly hair. Products created for Nicole Kidman's curly hair may not work for Angela Bassett's. Caucasian hair tends to produce more sebum (oily secretion created by the sebaceous gland) than Black textured hair; therefore, Black hair requires more oil. Read, no, scrutinize the ingredient list. Look for natural oils and quality ingredients. Remember, the ingredients are listed in order of volume.
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Submitted by Chicaloca on September 25, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Who said theres anything wrong with Zahara's hair??? and since some claim her hair isn't combed, tell me what's going to happen when it is combed. Is her hair going to change and become like mommy's. That's her natural afro hair texutue, just because it doesn't look like yours doesn't mean there's something wrong with it.
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The idea is that you braid conditioners into it. So it's constantly conditioned and therefore stronger and more supple, generally. And I'm not referring to chemicals. I, myself, would only use natural conditioners...that's easy enough. And that is TOTALLY not how you work a fro. Even MY mama knew that...and that's saying something.
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Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 7:24pm
there's nothing wrong with braids but if it came down to conditioning there are leave in conditioners, her hair look find to me
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Who said theres anything wrong with Zahara's hair??? and since some claim her hair isn't combed, tell me what's going to happen when it is combed. Is her hair going to change and become like mommy's. That's her natural afro hair texutue, typical black hair consist of tiny curls, and its not straight. Zahara doesn't need to put chemicals in it or do anything else to it to fit someone else's imagine of beauty, just because it doesn't look like yours doesn't mean there's something wrong with it. I wish more black woman would embrace their natural hair texture I love that whole 60's look with the bad ass afro's
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Submitted by Smores on September 25, 2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Charan on September 25, 2008 - 10:30am.
Can Brad and Angie please learn how to comb the hair of a black child or hire someone to do so;'
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Pardon my abject ignorance, but if her hair isn't combed in a certain, you're saying it will fall out or something? I know NOTHING about black hair or it's grooming needs. In fact - I've never even touched it. Wow. Now I'm thinking about it a lot.
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Black hair is fragile compared to other hair types. It's also drier, and needs to be properly moisturized (which it doesn't look like this child gets). You have to be very gentle when taking care of black hair (combing, brushing, washing), or it will start to break off.
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ACTUALLY ;p
Black hair is different like white hair. My hair never breaks off...and it's crazy curly with an option to frizz. Believe me, I still have moments of ripping apart dreads (angrily) with my bare hands. It just seems to create more hair really.
And then there's those Trini girls that have a lot of Indian in them with the really long silky straight hair. Bitches!
And I think it is also kinky Trini hair and Jamaican Hair that breaks mostly...maybe West Africa...I don't know fersure...
All that being said: That poor child's head aches for a braiding - I think it every time I see her...
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Robbed! Isis says goodbye to ANTM:( NOT photoshopped, btw.
Submitted by TITS on September 25, 2008 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by Charan on September 25, 2008 - 10:30am.
Can Brad and Angie please learn how to comb the hair of a black child or hire someone to do so;'
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Pardon my abject ignorance, but if her hair isn't combed in a certain, you're saying it will fall out or something? I know NOTHING about black hair or it's grooming needs. In fact - I've never even touched it. Wow. Now I'm thinking about it a lot.
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Black hair is fragile compared to other hair types. It's also drier, and needs to be properly moisturized (which it doesn't look like this child gets). You have to be very gentle when taking care of black hair (combing, brushing, washing), or it will start to break off.
Brangelina, please find someone to take care of this girl's hair!
Submitted by Chicaloca on September 25, 2008 - 3:10pm.
And just why isn't Spielberg whoring out those kids?
PLUS over the last 10 years, 80 percent of what he gives is anonymous and the other 20 percent is only where his name can help attract other moneys.
He ought to be ashamed of himself.
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My favorite JJ comments are the ones who say Z (because they all call the kids by what they think are their nicknames) will be a stunning gorgeous model some day.
There were internet pics of her bio mom (who is not dead) not that long ago - looks exactly like her and not model material.
Can you imagine this kid's response when after growing up in luxury they tell her she has her own AIDS clinic in Africa to run? She's gonna slap someone and head for Vegas to party.
WHY is he exclusively dressed in the Cosmo Kramer Collection?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 6:09pm.
lol so true, I can't stand how they make it seem the whore invented adoption or that they were the 1st have a racially-mixed family. Steven spliberg adopted his black son theo in 1988 and in the early 90's adopted his black daughter mikaela, plus this man give millions away but you don't see him shoving it down everyone's trought
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Submitted by Freak Speely on September 25, 2008 - 2:37pm.
Dammit, I don't care. I love pictures of Brad and Zahara together...it makes me feel good to see racial boundaries being shattered.
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yes, it's true. Brad and Angie were the VERY FIRST white folk to adopt a black child.
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Dammit, I don't care. I love pictures of Brad and Zahara together...it makes me feel good to see racial boundaries being shattered. He loves that pretty wittle thang with all his heart even though she was born with a bad hip and a bitchface. Good on you, St. Brad of Pitt.
Submitted by sonah22 on September 25, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Ugh- how do they afford this shit? Charity my ass. And I wonder if their recent donations are connected to the fact that so many criticize their lifestyle. Their people were freaking out like, "omg, donate before someone finds out how much you actually give."
I'm a cynical twat, I know.
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How convenient that the check book comes out the moment one of them have a movie to promote! First the HIV clinic in Africa, then the $100k to the Gay Rights.... coincidentally Pitt's movie w/Clooney just came out and Jolie's movie will be coming out in October. Funny how they always advertise which charities they've given to when they're about to be seen on the big screen. Like the rest of America gives a shit about their charities as we're drowning in a recession! When you receive $14 million for doing nothing more than posing in your nightgown with your tribe of unwashed and unkept children - then I say you should give it to charity!!
Ugh- how do they afford this shit? Charity my ass. And I wonder if their recent donations are connected to the fact that so many criticize their lifestyle. Their people were freaking out like, "omg, donate before someone finds out how much you actually give."
I'm a cynical twat, I know.
anyway their days are numbered their happy family act is getting real tired
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I love Z's face's the kid is cute and is the smartest out of all of them because she never wants to be around mommy dearest, but honestly I feel so bad for them thoese kids are gonna be so fucked up, its like they're luggage and they get picked up and toss around. Seriouly does the whore and her lap dog honestly think all that travelling and not having a real home is good for the kids. It's things like this that make's me hate her hypocritical ass more, she claim she "wants" to save the world but yet, they can't make the sacrifices they need to make for their kids.
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brad is into freaks...all he and jen aniston did was get high...angie carried blood around her neck...FREAK!!!lol...
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I wouldn't consider getting "high" being freaky. Stoners are usually pretty mellow.
Freak is when you want to have velcro walls installed in your home so that you and your decrepit husband can screw upside down. That would be Jolie and her blood toting ex billy slob. Freak is when you slip your brother the tongue in front of the media. Freak is when you you wear blood drenched clothing to your own wedding (jolie & johnny lee). Freak is when you have sexual relations with another woman and then adopt sons that resemble her....... lmao!
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Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 11:26am.
brad is into freaks...all he and jen aniston did was get high...angie carried blood around her neck...FREAK!!!lol...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Wake me when their toys become teenagers.
I would definitely do charity work if I won the lotto or something. I would open my own No Kill shelter and work there all the time helping take care of the animals. I think giving back to the community would make it ok for me to be rich, as long as I did good things with my money instead of going shopping all of the time!
she's pissed off at people taking her picture all the damn time, I would be too. Esp if everyone on the internet wouldn't shut up about my hair!'
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 11:26am.
Haha that's hilarious. Who would have known Brad likes the freaky ones! I love the word trick. I have a friend who calls all guys tricks (yeah, she is a golddigger for sure.)
*edited* for duh! Angie Jo is quite the freak!
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 25, 2008 - 2:33pm.
Besides having Brad and Angelina as parents, why does this kid always look so pissed off?
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Good question.
I remember Jolie stating that Zahara was the BIGGEST personality in the house. If this is the best she's got, then I'd hate to see how miserable the rest are!!!
Besides having Brad and Angelina as parents, why does this kid always look so pissed off?
Question to dlisters: would you put up with the guilt to be rich?
-Hot damn hell yes. It would cure my guilt I have now when I buy something I know I shouldn't.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
He looks retarded in that outfit. I would be embarrassed to even be associated with him...
Mrs K: what guilt? LOL I'm guilty that I am too poor to send my niece her bday pressie!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by tangerine on September 25, 2008 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
brad does seem mesmerized by the trick in the bikini...the next thumbnail has him doing a double take...lol
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'We want MORE children,' says Brad Pitt as he reveals plans to increase brood to eight by next year
Brad Pitt has revealed he and Angelina Jolie plan to extend their family to eight children within the year.
Asked by MailOnline how much more he would continue extending the family - which currently stands at six children, Pitt said: 'I'll have two more by next year.'
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Why is he on such a quest to reveal to the public/media that he intends on having more children within the next year? He sounds utterly fucking annoying and ridiculous. Come back to reality Bradley!!I've never seen a celebrity so determined to tell the world about his crazy family expansion. Is he in a race with someone? Has he placed bets with his friends? Seriously, what gives? 6 kids in 3 years wasn't bad enough, now he needs to add more within a year? he better prepare himself for the "cutting" to begin again.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 1:00pm.
Question to dlisters: would you put up with the guilt to be rich?
I would.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Mrs.K.,
Yes I would, in a heartbeat. I have been rich and it didn't make me feel at all guilty. Now I am poorish and let me tell you, money really can buy happiness.
Going to go cry now.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 12:00pm.
Where DID you get the idea that I'm capable of feeling guilt?
Where is he getting these hats? The Ugly As Shit But You'll Buy It Anyway store?
Submitted by Nova on September 25, 2008 - 10:53am.
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They are just trying to be politically correct by showing public attention to minority kids. They feel so guilty to be white and rich.
Question to dlisters: would you put up with the guilt to be rich?
I would.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 25, 2008 - 1
"Brad Pitt has revealed he and Angelina Jolie plan to extend their family to eight children within the year."
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I predict they will resort to using a suggorate. Adoption, and actual chilbirth using your own vagina is soooo last year!
Submitted by K2 on September 25, 2008 - 11:58am.
The burning question remains: Why all the attention always on the boys and zahara? We never see Brad out with Shiloh (alone)! Never. Is she a handful in public or is Zahara the handful at home and always needs to be taken away from the other kids? I find it odd that he's always with Zahara but we never see him with his bio kid. He may not show favoritism at home but out in public you can see who he lavishes with attention and it's not his own flesh and blood.
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They are just trying to be politically correct by showing public attention to minority kids. They feel so guilty to be white and rich.
I saw a picture the other day of Pitt and Z out. A little black girl with brads was walking by them with beautiful braids. I know she was thinking to herself "Damn, why don't they comb her hair?"
A note to Brad and Angelina:
If you don't know how to do Z's hair, next time you are in Vancouver with the kids call me. I will show you. Please
this is one ugly mean looking child that will grow to be one ugly mean looking woman with a hateful expression on her face. And they want this troll to head their foundation for sick people in Ephiopia??
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 10:29am.
Shoot, after seeing this bitch rockin' that hot bod in her suit, Brad will be her trick!!
If she looks mad it's because the NEVER comb her hair. Maddox and Pax get cool colors in their hair but they won't run a brush or a comb through hers. It would make me mad too.