Zahara To Us: "What Are You Looking At?!"
While going through these pictures of Zahara and her man servant shopping in Paris, I kept feeling like I had something in my teeth, a booger in my nose or perhaps I was just staring at her too closely. Zahara looked through my screen and stared me down. She obviously wasn't pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed. I'm not going to compete with her. She could beat my ass with her eyes alone. Ty Ty can't even do that.
The holy Brangelina family left France earlier this week and is now blessing Germany with their presence. The new Church of Brangelina is a 30,000 square-foot villa on Wannsee Lake and comes equipped with 14 bodyguards and a private chef. They are expected to stay there for 3 months while Brad Pitt films Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Bastards."
30,000 square-feet? It probably takes those kids weeks to finish a game of "Hide and Seek." They have to bring water, granola bars and a flare gun with them. And 12 of the 14 guards are in charge of carrying around the kids, because if they walk more than 50 steps a day, the world's axis shifts.
Here's more of Princess Zahara and her lackey buying toys and whatever else she wants. I also threw in some pictures of Brad looking like a ripe banana while shooting a Japanese commercial in France.
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And while we are on the subject of looking bad, what the hell is up with Brads clothing? He looks like he shops at the goodwill. He now has a fascination with polyester pants and old button-down shirts with collars and cuffs? And those stupid hats?? WTF? Jennifer needs to come over and handle that closet of his so he doesn't look like such a tool!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Mrs.Kravitz
Pitt said: 'I'll have two more by next year.'
My God you would think he was talking about a car or motorcycle, not a human being. And did he really say "I" or "we"??
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Submitted by tangerine on September 25, 2008 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
that is most definitely a poor fitting suit, but this trick is trying to work it out as best as she can...;)
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Submitted by letinstar on September 25, 2008 - 10:13am.
Hahahaha! "slinking" is the perfect word for whatever she is doing!! Omg the chance to "slink" past Pitt and look what she is wearing lol. I would die, but then again, I would not be in such an ill-fitting suit in the first place
I think Brad's been in the "Papa's Cruise Collection" box in our attic. Hottest man alive my ass!
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 25, 2008 - 10:17am.
Are Brangelina done spawing? That's all I want to know.
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'We want MORE children,' says Brad Pitt as he reveals plans to increase brood to eight by next year
Brad Pitt has revealed he and Angelina Jolie plan to extend their family to eight children within the year.
Asked by MailOnline how much more he would continue extending the family - which currently stands at six children, Pitt said: 'I'll have two more by next year.'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1049337/We-want-MORE-childr...
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Brad looks like a friggin cartoon figure
on the hair thing..i have eritrian(sp?) neighbours and they have two girls when the mom does their hair it takes like 2hours or so.. i would fucking die if someone would braid and pull my hair for 2 hours
but then again mayb my white ass is just too sensitive
Z is in charge of this family. She's made that clear from the start. Maddox just bows to her will.
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Around your asshole
Keep your muscles strong around your brain
That way too much shit doesn't get out
And stops you sounding insane
Are Brangelina done spawing? That's all I want to know.
Maybe stay in one place for more than a year. Put Maddox and Pax in school, so they can socialize with people outside their family?
I'm begining to think Brangelina are starting their own cult.
comb zahara's hair...
zahara's side eye is the best...
thumbnail 11: the lady in the bikini slinking past brad is the epitome of elegance...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Bit quiet on this thread. Is it the time of day?(6.30 pm in the UK and I am multi tasking cooking dinner, supervising homework and running on here when a lull occurs). Or are we *whisper* bored silly with them? It can happen. I used to hate CZJ and now I just go 'meh' when I see her. Oh well, it was fun whilst it lasted.
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Submitted by Charan on September 25, 2008 - 10:30am.
Can Brad and Angie please learn how to comb the hair of a black child or hire someone to do so;'
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Pardon my abject ignorance, but if her hair isn't combed in a certain, you're saying it will fall out or something? I know NOTHING about black hair or it's grooming needs. In fact - I've never even touched it. Wow. Now I'm thinking about it a lot.
Why is Big Bird wearing that stupid hat? And please, someone take Zahara to the hair salon. I HATE seeing kids looking beat down because their parents don't know how to do their hair. And don't tell me they want to let their children live naturally. Because if that's the damned case, then let Angie's ass walk out of the house without putting a comb through her weeds.
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There's a difference between letting the girl have natural black hair and letting her have unkempt natural black hair. The former is fine. The latter is what you'll find on homeless heads. Not cute.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 6:27am.
I ♥ Zahara. She's gonna throw down with mom one day.. and she'll win.
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Yup.
Team Z!
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This is the house that Jack built, y'all
Remember this house!
Submitted by Hekki on September 25, 2008 - 12:07pm.
Pimpcessa: Oh, you reminded me of the rumor I heard about Angie and nannies. Supposedly she doesn't want her kids getting too attached to any one nanny, so they get new ones a lot. She doesn't want her children to view anyone else as a mother figure. The revolving door of nannies makes her the constant (relatively).
Which is psychologically sick and twisted and shows how insecure and manipulative she is. Children always know who their mother is, and will always seek her out above all others (until they're teenagers). Even when a mother is abusive, the children love her unconditionally. It is normal and healthy for children to bond with caretakers and other adults. What a mental case!
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I really hope that's not true. How sad, to take away the nannies and replace them every so often. It's probably like taking away the only friends they have! One more inconsistency in their lives. The nannies are probably the only stability they have and even that gets taken from them? What an insensitive, insecure and pathetic mess Jolie sounds like. Who else gets rotated in that home? The bodyguards? the maids? the teachers?
Can Brad and Angie please learn how to comb the hair of a black child or hire someone to do so; Zahara always looks like she fell out of bed after a two-week illness. I mean as a black person I could care less that her adoptive parents are white as long as they are good to her, but hair is VERY important to black women. The poor child's hair will fall out from lack of care and she'll have to resort to those destructive weaves as a woman. My mother died when I was three and my father took my two older sisters and me to the hair salon or he had a female family friend or relative take care of our hair-and this was 1978 and we did not have Brangelina $$-this was after he made a failed attempt to take care of our hair himself!
Pimpcessa: Oh, you reminded me of the rumor I heard about Angie and nannies. Supposedly she doesn't want her kids getting too attached to any one nanny, so they get new ones a lot. She doesn't want her children to view anyone else as a mother figure. The revolving door of nannies makes her the constant (relatively).
Which is psychologically sick and twisted and shows how insecure and manipulative she is. Children always know who their mother is, and will always seek her out above all others (until they're teenagers). Even when a mother is abusive, the children love her unconditionally. It is normal and healthy for children to bond with caretakers and other adults. What a mental case!
I heard that those Japanese commercials pay really well, it's quick easy money, and it's not shown over here so celebs really don't care about making asses out of themselves. Shit I would do a day's worth of "work" for a million dollars. I think most people would. Everyone is always saying "do Z's hair." I was just wondering why it is such a big deal for a black girl to go natural. I think if they just put little headbands on her it would be cute. I thought there were quite a few women that kept it natural or like in the 70's when everyone had fros, lol. Seriously I am just wondering though, not trying to come off sounding bitchy :)
The burning question remains: Why all the attention always on the boys and zahara? We never see Brad out with Shiloh (alone)! Never. Is she a handful in public or is Zahara the handful at home and always needs to be taken away from the other kids? I find it odd that he's always with Zahara but we never see him with his bio kid. He may not show favoritism at home but out in public you can see who he lavishes with attention and it's not his own flesh and blood.
If Pitt thinks all this traveling is wonderful for the children, he's in for a rude fuckin' awakening. How many suitcases does it take to pack for a 3 month trip with 6 kids?!! I'll assume they just buy new clothes and toys whenever they land in a new city/country. It seems a bit selfish to impose this lifestyle on little children and babies. They win the dickhead couple of the year award!
Zahara is such a crabcake...typical. That's going to be one entitled bitch when she's 16
Hekki
To sum it all up: We are all wondering why, if they can afford all this other shit, they can't afford people to clean up after them and keep their kids' hair decent?
I read that they have 8 nannies plus household staff. But who knows for real? I would be more inclined to believe that Angie doesn't want any household help because she's scared of someone coming out with a tell-all book about them and the REAL LIFE behind the fortress walls!!
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To sum it all up: We are all wondering why, if they can afford all this other shit, they can't afford people to clean up after them and keep their kids' hair decent?
My sister nannied for a rich family with four kids. They live in a farking MANSION. And that place is spotless. Know why? Because the kids are outside playing, or at school or on playdates or soccer class or riding class. They were occupied with normal family stuff. And if they do make a mess, the housekeeper is there to clean it up. That's one housekeeper at 40 hours per week, plus a part-time nanny, to keep 6 people running smoothly and not living in squalor.
If these people can do it with a staff of one and a half, why can't Brangelina do it?
The hat thing is getting old.Just shave your head homie.You have the head for it.
Oh, wait, nevermind. It's for a Japanese commercial. Yawn.
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Nevermind the Zahara-snotty-attitude debate. What's up with Brad's jacked up yellow outfit? That thing is whack.
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Actually, I'm really fascinated to see the commercial. The people surrounding BP are all a bit freaky...
And I kind of respect terry-cloth pants. Because,
well, terry-cloth is absorbent. And absorbent pants might be...useful.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 25, 2008 - 10:21am.
Auntie Mame I love you! I wanted to mention Buckwheat but didn't have the nerve!
I could remain silent no longer. It had to be said. As rich as these twits are they could hire someone who does nice braids to fix that child's hair.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Dammit Lizzyb,
you tempted me...check this one....
*shudders* Sorry, I can't help myself. Console yourself with the thought of what it will be like when the golden couple reveal their feet of clay. I imagine it will be like that Clay person who is unknown to us Brits but shocked very few by coming out. Just as some self deluding numpties could not see that he is gayer than a handbag full of tinsel it will be that same when Ange is caught balls deep in some other poor sod. I imagine the reaction will be ‘saw that coming' from 99% of the population and death inducing melt down over at JJ. Wrists in the gas oven, the works.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Angie focusing on her family?!?!?!?! WHAT?!?!?!!?!?
That is why she's constantly working on films?
going to jj to get a dose of insanity...
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What in the seven hells is he wearing? Is that a fuzzy velor suit and hat???
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Surfing the apocalypse.
How horrible that they are asked to leave because they refuse to clean up after themselves.
Gross.
I hope that when these two jackasses finally split, they set up hotlines for their nutty as a fruitcake fans. However will they cope?!
Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 25, 2008 - 4:16pm.
lizzieb - Geez, what the hell??? JJers are frightening. But, this of course is coming from a fat, barren, jenhen. LOL
Ah, good point. Now, I hate Ange so JJ maths says I must be a Jenhen. I see. So how do I tell my kids I'm barren? How fat do I need to get- just pork up a bit or go the whole 'need to be cut out of the house'route? Should I dye my hair blonde and iron it like the woman I have only just discovered is my idol and heroine? Or would a wig do? Two drink, what shall I do???
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Dammit Lizzyb,
you tempted me...check this one....
"Brad and their children are the grounding rock solid foundation of Angie’s life. I agree with you that she most likely takes her popularity in stride, aware of it of course, but relegating it to a tiny corner of her life. She has 7 people in her life that matter more than anything else in the world, and they are whom she concentrates on, not her career. She has said that they, her family, are her #1 priority and that is how she lives her life."
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
I said Zahara was a fierce hot bitch, people. I didn't say it was cute or that I condoned a snotty attitude in a child. Her face looks it, she's had temper tantrums in public, and if the Golden Couple is raising a demanding hellbitch, it's their misfortune.
This may come off as racist but f-ck it, this is why white people when adopting black children (or rather little girls) should learn to do their hair. They come out looking like Buckwheat. Why doesn't Z have her own hairstylist?
Isn't Brad rich enough? Why is he doing comercials?
Auntie Mame I love you! I wanted to mention Buckwheat but didn't have the nerve!
Submitted by blackpearl on September 25, 2008 - 10:44am.
KDL,he was with Zahara alone in Paris. I'm sure he didn't think to bring a nanny along, who could do the child's hair.
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So he couldn't take her to a hair salon in Paris or have a hairdresser come to where they were staying?
FYI: Braids and cornrows don't need to be styled every day. You can even wash hair in braids.
So I guess the Pig Pen Palace is too dirty for them to reside in, so they had to move.
lizzieb - Geez, what the hell??? JJers are frightening. But, this of course is coming from a fat, barren, jenhen. LOL
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
Zahara is pissed because she looks like BUCKWHEAT. Fix that kid's hair or redo the Little Rascals.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
Pimpcessa - I have heard on multiple accounts they were asked to leave due to the condition that the owner found the place after the owner came to visit.
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A gift from JJ. I don't know why I read those nutters but I do- it's like peeking at a horror film from behind a cushion. Here it is, hold on to your recent meals:
cheryl j @ 09/25/2008 at 11:12 am LET US IGNORE JENX FANS LETUS CELEBRATE THIS THING WE HAVE IT’S CALLED DEEP ADMIRATION FOR A DYNAMIC COUPLE…………………………….. WE AS FANS ARE ON THE SIDE OF TRUTH JUSTICE AND THE WORLDLY WAY………………..PEACE
Holy fuck.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
I can't stand Brad and Angelina, but I would like to be Z's nanny. Those kids will need alot of help. At least Brad is spending come alone time with her.
As others have noted, no wonder she’s giving the stink eye with that hair. I have thick curly hair, not afro but prolly as close as a white person is going to get and it’s screaming dry, crinkly mess to me. Still, she more than likely doesn’t want one of Brangies team of helpers to do her hair as she’s seen the results on Maddox and Pax. Dying a kid’s hair is all kinds of nasty.
Maddox is what- 7? He should be in school for sure and Pax would not doubt benefit from some kindergarten. Even the girls might benefit from a half day nursery or similar just to socialise with people who aren’t being paid to indulge them. Zahara is looking very brattish and this needs to be nipped in the bud.
Last but not least- the fucking hypocrisy of slebs doing commercial in other countries really pisses me off. Either you do ads or your are above such considerations so don’t be so sneaky. Mr Banana Head.
Actually I lied, one more thing to say. Where is Ange? She must be getting withdrawals from the lack of ‘spontaneous’ pics of her colour co-ordinating with her flock. Is she living on skimmed water til she weighs less then her shadow? Or is there trouble on paradise- I bloody hope so, it would be joy to watch that split.
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Look Tater Head, I've found you a boyfriend!
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
WTF is Brad Pitt wearing? He looks like a yellow CLOWN, LOL! Zahara is looking more and more like Christopher Walken.
If they were in the states social service would have taken those kids from them by now, they were only in France for 5 months. There are too many kids to drag them around from movie set to movie set. He go to work like other men do.
i used to admire brad pitt. he had balls. now they are mounted over angelina's fireplace. brad has turned into such a pussy. really. then those outfits, yellow banana? WTF. he is indeed a man servant. what a waste of a good man.