Zahara To Us: "What Are You Looking At?!"
While going through these pictures of Zahara and her man servant shopping in Paris, I kept feeling like I had something in my teeth, a booger in my nose or perhaps I was just staring at her too closely. Zahara looked through my screen and stared me down. She obviously wasn't pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed. I'm not going to compete with her. She could beat my ass with her eyes alone. Ty Ty can't even do that.
The holy Brangelina family left France earlier this week and is now blessing Germany with their presence. The new Church of Brangelina is a 30,000 square-foot villa on Wannsee Lake and comes equipped with 14 bodyguards and a private chef. They are expected to stay there for 3 months while Brad Pitt films Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Bastards."
30,000 square-feet? It probably takes those kids weeks to finish a game of "Hide and Seek." They have to bring water, granola bars and a flare gun with them. And 12 of the 14 guards are in charge of carrying around the kids, because if they walk more than 50 steps a day, the world's axis shifts.
Here's more of Princess Zahara and her lackey buying toys and whatever else she wants. I also threw in some pictures of Brad looking like a ripe banana while shooting a Japanese commercial in France.
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I agree with you Pimpcessa. Looks like Brad wants to be alone a lot. He's out dining alone because Ange and the kids are tired? I don't think they are together. Probably an open relationship.
KDL,he was with Zahara alone in Paris. I'm sure he didn't think to bring a nanny along, who could do the child's hair.
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Apparently, this is why they were asked to vacate their last rental.
Were they really asked to leave?? I heard the reports that the place was a trash palace and all but didn't know they were evicted.
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First, do the older kids of the Chosen Couple not attend school or does the Divine Angie teach them all they need to know?
Second, with all their money can't they get Zahara's hair fixed? Put it in some cornrows, braids, or even a little mini-'fro.
Third, Brad Pitt looks like Big Bird's long-lost gay cousin in that yellow outfit. Wonder why he needs to do commericals? Don't he and St. Angie earn enough from movies and whoring out the kiddies?
Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 25, 2008 - 10:03am.
Speakit - you could have hazmat, a team of exterminators, and the crew from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and I still wouldn't dare step foot in there.
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I would! If you step in a home the holy ones have occupied and tell ten people, your wish will come true! Oh, nevermind, I'm confusing that with a chain letter.
I know Brad and Angie are not Z's biological parents but can't they afford to hire somebody to do something with that child's hair?! No wonder she's always giving the stink face.
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i'm sorry, but do they not have enough money that he doesn't need to make idiot commercials in other countries? yuck.
From sexiest man to cum towel in three short years. (sobbing)
r5bales - Well, I have heard various reports on the state of things in the Chateau. Kids are encouraged to be "creative" and are not punished for drawing and markering the walls. Food is left out for days to spoil, dishes are left undone for days, toys are everywhere in every room. Apparently, this is why they were asked to vacate their last rental.
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And still no Angelina in sight?? I'm sticking to my story that all is not well in Brangelina Paradise. They just don't want to admit it. It's kinda like the Kathy Lee Gifford thing where she always claimed to have the best family life and marriage. And then Frank gets busted porking a stewardess......oh the shame when the truth comes out that you're just a mere mortal.
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Just when you thought that pissy-yellow outfit BP has on couldn't be any worse....a closer inspection shows that it's made of terrycloth. He looks like a giant walking cum towel. One that hasn't been washed. For a long time.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Please tell me that yellow ensemble he's wearing is for a movie ... please.
TwoDrink.....Who do we know that we can smuggle in that France house with a camera to see just how bad it was?
That look on Z's face says,"I will cut youuu."
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
I feel sorry for those kids, growing up with no sense of stability, always running from this country to that country. It can't be good for them.
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Speakit - you could have hazmat, a team of exterminators, and the crew from Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and I still wouldn't dare step foot in there.
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Submitted by Two Drink Min on September 25, 2008 - 9:55am.
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But after they leave, the landlords can say "the holy ones lived here" and the next elitist snobs will pay double.
Well, they trashed France, on to Germany to crayola up the walls of some indulgent mansion. Cover the rugs in baby shit and food crumbs. Why people rent to them is beyond me. I don't care what kind of security deposit they leave, doesn't seems worth it.
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@Hekki
Maybe it's cute from a distance, but I can assure you, dealing with a little snotty, spoiled, entitled kid is NOT CUTE.
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Nope, it's not. But who will take the brunt of her nastiness, for now? The ones who made her that way and that makes me lol. Reap what you sow, kinda thing.
Oh my god, all these people who say Zahara's attitude is cute and she's fierce? People! Maybe it's cute from a distance, but I can assure you, dealing with a little snotty, spoiled, entitled kid is NOT CUTE. Does anyone think Paris Hilton is "fierce"? Well, that's what Z is going to turn out to be. But not as well-groomed.
Half of their kids are school age. They need to settle the hell down in one place, let those kids go to one school, and enjoy a little thing called STABILITY! These kids are barely off the ground and they're already f-ing them up with this nomadic lifestyle. When they're 22 and can't hold down a job for more than a month, don't ask why. And if they never attempt to hold down a job, that'll be even worse.
Ummm.... Can someone please do her hair? It's looking a little raggedy. Barretts will help.
feel the fear and do it anyway
Orange lady in thumbnail #11 is the hotness!
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
*wimpers. sits up straight. puts on brave face.*
The Brad is in post break up shock after splitting from The Clooney.
Oh and Germany, you have my sympathy.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Z looks like she's tall...I bet she gets some good height when she roundhouse kicks Shiloh.
I wonder if The Breakdown knows they've invaded....?
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
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I was on there last night,I couldn't sleep.That shit is really scary.
Those chicks are gonna commit suicide.
I ♥ Zahara. She's gonna throw down with mom one day.. and she'll win.
I don't find the attitude cute at all and daresay she'll be a wretched spoilt, self serving madame when she grows up.
her look says it all!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
She looks sort of like Wanda Sikes in that first picture. I can hear Zahara saying all sorts of sarcastic shit, too. Ha.
Jan_In_The_Pan : I mean it's a Japanese commercial in France, what can we expect, LOL
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Im gonna go check the gaymate board
*addicted*
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What is homosexual brad pitt doing with that black baby?
Can't she make babies of her own?
Discuss!
20 x my house = their villa
Oh, and what is UP with that bikini chick in the pics from the commercial? Bad enough you're wearing a bikini when mebbe you're ten years and thirty pounds past bikini-wearing...but is the chain meant to highlight your middle-aged spread???? WTF?
Wow. A 30,000 square foot home and they can't hire someone to do something with Zahara's hair. Priorities, people!
ok he looks like an idiot dork in the bananna pics.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Are we entirely sure this kid isn't just a forty-year-old midget?
Zahara is a fierce hot bitch. She has Brad wrapped around her finger and she damn well knows it.
Zahara and her man servant...I can totally see Brad with an umbrella doing a dance around her
I think I found Zahara's Mom -
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considering what they say about the Brangelina style of parenting, they let the kids do whatever they want, that's prolly why she's allowed to have her hair like a crazy woman, like Maddox with the blue dye and have you seen Pax with his long hair,
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
I fucking love Towley!!
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I was thinking about the hair too. Im surprised they dont pay someone to do it. I hope Z wants dreads!
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Don't forget to bring a towel!
They keep you dry when you're wet
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mornin snow! all!♥♥
rollinstoned - yeah Im hungry too!! And I forgot to pack a towl.
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Brad looks like a banana
Anybody have a banana? I'm hungry
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They finally had one too many toothpaste war in the Pigpen palace.....
Z is my fave hollywood brat. The only time I find Brad attractive is when he's with her, he is obviously totally smitten with her.
Besotted.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
oh why won't they do something with that child's hair! poor thing. brange, call me, I'll fix it.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Is he still gonna be carrying her around when she's 10? Even Suri runs around on her own.
Yea what's up with that woman in the bikini? Is that a joke or something?