Zahara To Us: "What Are You Looking At?!"
While going through these pictures of Zahara and her man servant shopping in Paris, I kept feeling like I had something in my teeth, a booger in my nose or perhaps I was just staring at her too closely. Zahara looked through my screen and stared me down. She obviously wasn't pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed. I'm not going to compete with her. She could beat my ass with her eyes alone. Ty Ty can't even do that.
The holy Brangelina family left France earlier this week and is now blessing Germany with their presence. The new Church of Brangelina is a 30,000 square-foot villa on Wannsee Lake and comes equipped with 14 bodyguards and a private chef. They are expected to stay there for 3 months while Brad Pitt films Quentin Tarantino's "Inglorious Bastards."
30,000 square-feet? It probably takes those kids weeks to finish a game of "Hide and Seek." They have to bring water, granola bars and a flare gun with them. And 12 of the 14 guards are in charge of carrying around the kids, because if they walk more than 50 steps a day, the world's axis shifts.
Here's more of Princess Zahara and her lackey buying toys and whatever else she wants. I also threw in some pictures of Brad looking like a ripe banana while shooting a Japanese commercial in France.
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That poor child's hair.Tsk,Tsk.
They prolly trashed the place in france... Good luck Germany.
That being said, Zahara throwin' evil-eye is skeeerry! Yikes, like she keeps a home-made barbie shank hidden in her socks or something...
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Submitted by angel_i: "You know, it's what I always loved about Brad. He's totally funny and suave with his body all at the same time. So cute. Fuck you, Angelina!"
You know that she doesn't even appreciate his funny-ness. She's probably all "God, Bradley, you are so juvenile. Now go put Shiloh back in her cage."
She's probably all serious and never laughs. He probably misses Juliette Lewis because you know that broad would crack up at his shit and do him one better.
WHY???
Lady in the bikini?
W~H~Y????????
I bet when Zahara got home she gave Shiloh the beat down with her Blackberry.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
LoL
WHa?
Germany?!
Brad Pitt's a bastard
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That's the melody to funky town!
Where's Curious George (Clooney)?
30,000 square feet? What a bunch of self-indulgent assholes.
Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 7:41am.
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I have a lot of affection for his dipsticky ways, too. I can't wait to see his new movie- the trailer cracks me the hell up.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
You know, I have to admit that I'm damn jealous of Brangelina. That is some jet-set bohemian lifestyle.
OK, I was too busy looking at Zahara to notice Brad's outfit. Is that TERRY CLOTH?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Off topic-sorry-I am watching "Cheaters" and this chola~rific chick's name is MYSTERY!
MK would ♥ her.
She not only used the sharpie for her brows but also her lip liner!
Is she givin some side eyes there? Don't look too long.
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You know, it's what I always loved about Brad. He's totally funny and suave with his body all at the same time. So cute. Fuck you, Angelina!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
that kid has a major tude for one so young.
that woman wearing a bikini in the thumbnail needs to be arrested and the suit confinscated.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
*You* are funnier than the photo. So clever, Mikey. Always starting my miserable day with a smile.
The holy pigpen must have gotten full. Everything is disposable to these two fucktards.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
She obviously wasn't pleased, so I quickly just looked away before she got even more pissed.
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Whew! I thought you were calling her out there for a minute. You so crazy, gurl!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hahaha, I love that kid. "Don't fuck with me, you assholes!"
I wonder what kind of state they left the chateau in?
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.