Sunday, September 28th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Dita Von Teese (36)
Frankie Jonas (8)
Hilary Duff (21)
Melody Thornton (24)
Bam Margera (29)
Young Jeezy (31)
Naomi Watts (40)
Carre Otis (40)
Mira Sorvino (41)
Moon Unit Zappa (41)
Janeane Garofolo (44)
Suzanne Whang (46)
John Sayles (58)
Brigitte Bardot (74)
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I wish Brandon was still Bam. *sigh*
Dita is so lame I dont even know where to begin.
'Wise guys realize theres danger in emotional ties.'- WHAM!
Submitted by rachel on September 28, 2008 - 11:40pm.
yuck she is one ugly ass bitch! why tha fuck is she mentioned in d listed anyways? what does she do other then strip??
She also gets fucked by a girl wearing a dildo on her shoe. You can Google the film clip.
ha guess she is in the same category with paris (EWWW) she is not looking healthy) kim, shauna and pheobe, NOW ADD DITA
so no name ripper that strips for dollas no real taLENT other then that or getting into par-tays AND getting ripped but i have no clue? do you? do we actually have an insight as what happens to these nothing slut girls
ubmitted by rachel on September 28, 2008 - 10:40pm.
yuck she is one ugly ass bitch! why tha fuck is she mentioned in d listed anyways? what does she do other then strip??
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Haha...you could say the same about the useless Paris Hilton, Phoebe Price, Shauna Sand, Kim Kardashian, etc. You know where you are, right?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
yuck she is one ugly ass bitch! why tha fuck is she mentioned in d listed anyways? what does she do other then strip??
I thought Hilary Duff turned 21 last year. She seems to age more slowly than she looks. Maybe it's all the make-up or something...
Your face!
I thought that Suzanne Whang was at LEAST ten years older than that..........seriously......love her, but she looks OLD
Submitted by speakit on September 29, 2008 - 8:54am.
HAHAHA
That's true! Not very original, is she? I should've said 'recreating' an image.
That static bulb can't burn forever.
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There ya go.
When we figure how to pump up our avie size on here, I'm so gonna tease von teese. Military buzz cut for starters.
HAHAHA
That's true! Not very original, is she? I should've said 'recreating' an image.
That static bulb can't burn forever.
@speakit:
I pretty much agree with you. But I'll give her kudos for finding some fame and financial success by creating an image
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Creating an image?
Don't you mean temporarily managing to pull a buck out of peddling backwards?
Her image is static. Does the bitch have teeth?
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 6:18pm.
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I pretty much agree with you. But I'll give her kudos for finding some fame and financial success by creating an image. Though shallow on all fronts it must mean something to her. I'm sure Phoebe would admire her if she could stop admiring herself for a minute. Same type of cut, just different cloth.
@speakit. Liz Taylor she is not. Everything she parades around in is uncomfortable. Bitch would have blistered heels, sore toes, can't inhale for tight corsets. Can't eat a hot dog for fear of losing the lipstick. Fear of laddering the hose.
End result just isn't worth the effort. Take her away please.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 28, 2008 - 5:03pm.
Get a haircut bitch, and get a real job.
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HAHAHAHA
She should work as a car hop at Sonic.
Get a haircut bitch, and get a real job.
Happy birthday to my girl, Janeane!!!!
Oh, Mme. Bardot? Fuck you, you racist twat. Er, I mean, happy birthday to you, too. Whatever. Meh.
also happy bday to george lynch, one of my favorite guitarist's from the hair band days of the 80's...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Happy bday Virginia bunny!
~~ Heeere Kitty Kitty. Tell us your secret of the honking big icon if you please.
I ♥ no one on this list.
boooooooooooo...........
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Dita Von Fugly
Dita looks hot... although she looks older but not haggard if that makes sense...
http://www.aamyko.com
So did hillary get her 30K party? Isn't that how much her mom was trying to get her dad to pay?
I tend to forget when I don't give a shit. So why am I asking? I don't know. Lame birthdays
Extra spanks to the yummy Bam and Carre!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
You mean there's another fucking Jonas brother in the pipeline? Somebody shoot me.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Dita is a like a piece of bleached plywood. Retire asafp please thanks.
I'm calling BS on Dita only being 36... I just saw something a few months ago saying she was 37...
Someone get Marilyn Manson on the phone!
What a dilemma for "Young Jeezy", Now he is Old Jeezy, and soon to be Old Geezy.
Wow - best day for b-day sluts in a while.
Happy B-day Bam Margera, Naomi Watts, Janeane Garofolo, and John Sayles!
don't forget me on that list!
stake spike, I think genetics have a big part in looking young too. I have spent my whole life in the sun, and I am turning 38 in November. I get mistaken for late 20's all the time....but I am not a smoker, and have always gotten plenty of sleep.
I wish I was okay with being pale, but I am tanorexic. Can't fade.....I just don't feel healthy...which is so funny, considering...
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when I think of it, my fingers turn to fists;
I never did anything to you man...but no matter what I try you beat me with your bitter lies...
-Fiona Apple "Limp"
@diamonddawg:sadly, you are right...gravity does pull on some more than others...and time marches all over our faces if you let it...;)
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Dita is 36?!?!
I always thought she was much younger. Proof positive slathering yourself in sunscreen and staying out of the sun keep you looking young.
Happy birthday Dita an other sluts!
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dita is 36 again?
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "I saw Janeane Garafalo on Bill Maher a couple of weeks ago- she got her nose done!"
She sold out.
Speaking of plastic surgery... Who saw Anna Faris on SNL last night? Holy shit. If they hadn't announced who it was, I would not have recognized her. That's a crime.
I saw Janeane Garafalo on Bill Maher a couple of weeks ago- she got her nose done!
Hillary Duff is 21, that is just scary.
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“every time they let her talk for more than four minutes, you actually start feeling sorry for her. It’s kind of like Kim Kardashian on DWTS. All that ass and can’t shake it.” - Chris Rock on Sarah Palin
Submitted by letinstar on September 28, 2008 - 7:44am.
nice to see women over 40 celebrating bdays and loking great in the process....
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LOL. Its all down hill after that! Gravity PULLS.
dita does nothing for my girly parts...
nice to see women over 40 celebrating bdays and loking great in the process....
happy bday to all the bday sluts...
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if you don't want to be used, then don't be a tool...
Happy birthday, Dita! :)
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Skanky whores always think that looking sexy means looking like you're getting double-penetrated. -Michael K
Oh, Moon Unit Zappa and Zowie Bowie - the first "original" celebrity kids' names. Zowie Bowie is kinda cool, though.
Don't get the Dita appeal...never have. A little too contrived and corpse-like for me.
Submitted by Triscuit on September 28, 2008 - 10:25am.
Maybe because she looks like a whiter version of my gramma?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
I loove Dita.WHY did she marry that retard Marilyn Manson?
HB Dita, you sexy little thing . . .
How could Marilyn Manson be happy with some bland teenage ingenue after Dita? Such an original. And I want that iron-scroll screen.
Sure hope Hillary's momma got that $25 grand from her ex for Hillary's 25th birthday party extravaganza. You know how depressing it would be to have to celebrate your 21st birthday with just your friends at a bar.
HB to Janeane, Naomi, John, Brigitte, Dita, John nad Mira.
GM to MK and the rest of you bootiful sluts!
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
I had to Google "Frankie Jonas" to see if it's what I thought it was. It was. Bet he's the black sheep and refuses to wear the "purity bracelet".
I have a major girl crush on Ms. Dita
I love Janeane! Happy b-day, you smart, sarcastic, brilliant little slut!
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Wig Wam Bam - wanna make you my man!
Happy B-day to all the sluts!