The Return Of The Wig
The wig has returned..... Except this one doesn't look like it's covered in Pepto-Bismol jizz and Brit Brit isn't wearing it to cover up the crazy in her brains, she's wearing it for work. Sigh. Here I was getting all excited thinking our gas station hopping, Frapp worshiping, pap beating, London holding, First Lady of Cheetos was back for more fun and games. Yes, that's wrong of me to wish this. I'll add this to the long list of things to discuss with my shrink this week.
Brit Brit channeled Mia Wallace in "Pulp Fiction" to shoot her video for "Womanizer" in Los Angeles last night. Cheeto Wallace! Actually, she kind of looks like Melanie Griffith in "Something Wild." Shit, that movie is hot.
Here's a few more of Brit Brit looking like Cheetopatra in need of a Lee Press-On makeover while leaving her shoot last night. Brit Brit's slaves suck at covering her up from the pappies. What the fuck is her assistant doing? Yes, honey, we see that purse and it's fugly! Now put it down and go get your master a Venti Frapp with extra extra whipped cream!
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"Cheetopatra" - lmao!
you know MK - I hear ya - I'm called FRAPPBLOAT for goodness sakes, in time people won't have a clue what I mean!! haha. I am almost a little bit of history already. Boo!
hollywood_hypocrisy, remember the Matt Lauer interview Twatney did against the advice of her miriad of handlers/agents?
Part 2 here is comedy GOLD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDVOGqUvkmk
LOL I like this quote from that CNN article,
"CARLSON: Do you feel like your life is too complicated?
SPEARS: Too complicated?
Sometimes it's a little, you know, but I think there's just an energy there that's very cool."
She ALWAYS says "There's an energy" about EVERYTHING. I wonder how much she was coached on saying that? Good LORD!
angel_i, yeah Twatney's telling the world she isn't that bright.
@GIG: My pleasure. I always think it must have been the first time they really just let her speak for herself and its SO telling.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
angel_i , thanks for posting that cnn link. It reminds me what a fucking genious Retardney could have been. Maybe a brain surgeon. Or cured cancer, had she not decided to dress like a catholic school girl slut, lip-sync, lumber around onstage like a tranqed-up rhino, and forget to wear underwear for the cameras.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 25, 2008 - 11:32am.
I have a question. Why is it that every one of these young hollywood idiots alway always carry the cell or blackberry in their hands instead of putting it in their oversized overpriced designer purse. I just don't get it!! WHY? They walk around juggling a cell and a coffee and a purse.
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it´s practical, when your phone just won´t stop ringing. after a while, you just forget to put it back in the purse.
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Submitted by stake_spike on September 25, 2008 - 11:15am.
She looks like a wannabe Gwen Stefani, but the color is black instead of blonde, and shorter.
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so, not gwen, then...?
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I hate this bob on her...it always reminds me of this, which I like to refer to as "the beginning of the end."
http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/09/03/cnna.spears/
At least her face looks less Cheetoey.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Shit, I saw the wig and got excited, just like MK.
snowy, great avatar.
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"wait! The lord is my shepherd but you're my ride home!"
She looks like a wannabe Gwen Stefani, but the color is black instead of blonde, and shorter.
You guys think she'll get some Gisele legs for the video too?
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Oh, goody. Yet another fabulous video from Twatney. How many better-looking body doubles will be used?
The last album and this one are solely financed by Twatney, to keep herself entertained and deluded into thinking she has talent.
@DAE
'kay, but she may wiggle a little when I shove the hook up her nose to remove her brain.. oh wait, no brain.. I can skip that step.
Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Can I mummify her? Seriously, I know how.
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As long as you promise to do while she's still breathing
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
I don't care how much that bag costs, it still looks very Walmartish.
I have a question. Why is it that every one of these young hollywood idiots alway always carry the cell or blackberry in their hands instead of putting it in their oversized overpriced designer purse. I just don't get it!! WHY? They walk around juggling a cell and a coffee and a purse.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Oh, she is still doing the crazy. Anyone notice how she is constantly wearing those fugly, gray and tan spectator pumps all the time like she was wearing those boots all of the time? Still crazy after all these years.
haha... these pictures almost make it look like her assistant is trying to smack britney in the face with that bag. meanwhile britney just calmly strolls along playing with her lil blackberry.
Can I mummify her? Seriously, I know how.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 25, 2008 - 10:20am.
Thanx h_h - I did miss that!
It's not that bad (esp. the colour), but it does have that "just rolled outta bed and decided to go for a frapp run" look.
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
The C Word -
http://aim.search.aol.com/search/imageDetails?invocationType=imageDetail...
Hopefully that'll work! If not, I think I remember MK posting something about it somewhere between May '07 and August '07.
it's her fucking patriotic duty as an American to keep our minds off this shit!!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 25, 2008 - 9:52am.
The C word -
LOL!!! Remember when she took it out about a year and a half ago and she looked like a soccer mom?
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Holy toupee, I must have missed that! Can you find a link?
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
the only time she looks halfway decent she hides her fucking face lol. brit is so ass backward.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Britney has to go bat shit crazy again. We need something to keep our minds off the impending Great Depression of the 21st Century.
Cheetopatra - LMAO! Can this be her permanent name?!
Can't she just be fucking NORMAL instead of channeling some other bizarro personality for once? I've never seen someone who is so discontent to be themselves.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
The C word -
LOL!!! Remember when she took it out about a year and a half ago and she looked like a soccer mom?
Put Cheetopatra in a pyramid and forget her ass for three thousand years or so.
"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."
The video will be a mess, although nothing can be as bad as "Gimme More" or that cartoon one.
~♥~Christina Agulilera Keeps Gettin' Better (Single) released Nov. 3rd!!!!~♥~
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 25, 2008 - 9:39am.
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This is how I picture it (SFW):
http://journal.nonesuch.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/03/24/laurie_ander...
She should just forget the weave and rock that shit!
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Submitted by speakit
Thanks!
I think it looks OK on me.
Submitted by The C word on September 25, 2008 - 9:23am.
I'd like to see her real hair, sans weave.
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Me too! I'm pretty sure it's very damaged from the weave, but I want to see how long it is. If she just let her real hair grow out and brushed it once in a while she'd look pretty cute :)
Cheetopatra...BWAHAHAHAHA....
She's going to buy a pyramid now.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I was so excited until I scrolled down!
boo!
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Annelle, honey, what do you say we talk some trash.
Didn't Brit show her vagina numerous times? And stuuf? Wasn't she bananas the other day? I don't forget things
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That's the melody to funky town!
London is probably in that bag. Poor, poor pooch. :(
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Root, root root for the Cubbies!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on September 25, 2008 - 9:20am.
Dammit I have that same hairdo.
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I won't call you Cleopatra. I'll call you Velma Kelly. CZJ rocked that hair in Chicago!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 9:28am.
LOL cword, I'm just glad MK is not gay . ;P
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Me too, snow...if he was, I might have to switch allegiances to Perez.
@missy: ;)
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Agreed, the bag looks like a bargain bin old lady bingo bag...
Brit...
Brit...
Brit...
I got nothing she bores me now
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
LOL cword, I'm just glad MK is not gay . ;P
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
C-word.. MKmates!! BWAAHAHHAAA!
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Louis Vuitton bags have gone so downhill in recent years. I don't know what their designers are thinking, but their new bags look like cheap vinyl trash.
RollinStoned : tru dat, too funny.
IG I know, she's like "y'all, do slim jims come out of this thang at all?"
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Much better than how she looks in everyday life! lol sorry but her weave still looks messed up....she needs to keep this wig!!
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I'd like to see her real hair, sans weave.
I have a feeling it looks like Laurie Anderson's.
(Morning MKmates!)
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And by "doin' her job", I mean doing Brit's job.
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Mia Wallace is fierce. She likes five dolla milk shakes. Brit like five dolla frapps. Big difference. Britney likes the trailer park
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That's the melody to funky town!
I like how she's pretending to know how to operate a Blackberry. "This thang shore is purty! How do ah git thu candy out?"
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