The Return Of The Wig

The wig has returned..... Except this one doesn't look like it's covered in Pepto-Bismol jizz and Brit Brit isn't wearing it to cover up the crazy in her brains, she's wearing it for work. Sigh. Here I was getting all excited thinking our gas station hopping, Frapp worshiping, pap beating, London holding, First Lady of Cheetos was back for more fun and games. Yes, that's wrong of me to wish this. I'll add this to the long list of things to discuss with my shrink this week.

Brit Brit channeled Mia Wallace in "Pulp Fiction" to shoot her video for "Womanizer" in Los Angeles last night. Cheeto Wallace! Actually, she kind of looks like Melanie Griffith in "Something Wild." Shit, that movie is hot.

Here's a few more of Brit Brit looking like Cheetopatra in need of a Lee Press-On makeover while leaving her shoot last night. Brit Brit's slaves suck at covering her up from the pappies. What the fuck is her assistant doing? Yes, honey, we see that purse and it's fugly! Now put it down and go get your master a Venti Frapp with extra extra whipped cream!

Bauer Griffin

Posted by: Michael K

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Britney Spears

Submitted by Mabel Hodges on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:21am.

Why dear, that's product placement. I'm sure they gave that bag to her to be photographed with it. The assistant is just doin' her job! LOL

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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:21am.

I'm a pharoah, ya'll. *chomps gum*

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:20am.

Dammit I have that same hairdo.
My brother even called me Cleopatra!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:19am.

lol speaky, thanks for pointing that out Cheetopatra LOLOLO Mk is the greatest!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

Submitted by Mysmichelle on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:19am.

I think I see chola brows behind those glasses

Submitted by speakit on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:18am.

LMAO@Cheetopatra

I should have made that my dlisted name.

Submitted by SpunkyBrewster on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:17am.

Already 100% improvement

Submitted by Aemery on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:17am.

She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """" W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Submitted by carefreea on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:16am.

Oooh a new wig, does this mean she's hopped upon the crazy town train again?

Submitted by Aamyko. on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:15am.

News to Britney: We have seen your face before, there is no need to cover it up

http://www.aamyko.com

Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:15am.

It won't be long until Brit Brit is stealing lighters from gas stations, wandering around LA in a dress that's meant to be a shirt (and showing us everything we don't want to see) and talking in some kind of strange British accent again. She's going to lose her damn mind within the month, I'd be willing to bet.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:14am.

Brit could have a new career as Doppleganger for Katiebot.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 09/25/2008 - 9:14am.

I know Miss, until I read it was for a video I had a kernnel of hope she was getting ready to go batshit again. I need a good distraction!****************************1/20/09
It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!