Natalie Portman And The Beard Are Over
Natalie Portman is without a bushy beard this morning, because she has reportedly canceled her relationship with silent-movie actress Devendra Banhart. No, he's a musician, but his name was meant for a different era.
Some bitch who is close to Devendra told InTouch: “Yes, they have broken up. Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away."
The two 27-year-olds starting dating in March after meeting on the set of his video. Natalie even moved to Los Angeles from NYC to be with him full-time.
Natalie probably just couldn't handle the beard. It takes a special bitch to deal with a facial pubic bush. If the dude doesn't condition or brush it properly, your face and thighs could end up looking like they were exfoliated with sand paper after a sexy times session.
thank you lord!
It took her this long to realize he has no musical talent?
Seems he has a personal account on a famous millionaire dating site called """""""""""RichMatchMaking.com""""""""""""where lots of rich people share their lifestyle with. I am curious what kind of relationship he's looking for. Is he single now?
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I knew Natalie would come back to me... Ha, ha Mr. Beard, it is over for you!!!!
Mrs. Kravitz, plum smugglers are those shorty shorts he's wearing. No one but Dangle get can get away with those!
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Devendra, the 70's called. Please return their shorts immediately.
They did a video together; the breakup was inevitable.
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Submitted by Little China Doll on September 25, 2008 - 8:23am.
I personally don't see the hype about her. I don't hate or dislike her by any means, but I don't get what all of the fuss is about. She seems a little blah to me.
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The hype is...she went to the same high school as ME!!!
That's the reason for her 15 minutes of fame, right there.
P.S. what is a "plum smuggler?"
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Ugh.. just say NO to plum smugglers.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Oh I loved these two together!
Submitted by Clarisse on September 25, 2008 - 9:36am.
Karma Police
You know he does! I can smell him from here! It's a charming mix of molded cheese, patchouli, sandalwood and unwashed arm-pit.
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Good call! Just the thought of that makes me gag!
Submitted by kdracofan on September 25, 2008 - 10:01am
He's going to get married or has married? and is having a kid or had a kid?
Say good bye to your taste at relevance Devendra. Natalie is really pretty, and smart to bad shes a shit actress.
Mr. Roo thinks she's hot. I want a damn divorce! Pffft!
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
it was probably because of the gym shorts he wears. =P
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they're both pretentious douches who deserved each other.
PPPPPPPPPFFFFT ...
American apparel claims another victim.He's a metro douche.She's starting to look like some man-hating grade school teacher.
I personally don't see the hype about her. I don't hate or dislike her by any means, but I don't get what all of the fuss is about. She seems a little blah to me.
lol Louise, I like your hairstyle.....
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 9:54am.
I'm pretty sure this dude smokes weed tho
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I HOPE he smokes his weight in weed every day! That would be the only excuse for this sorry display. If doesn't smoke weed, he's even eeeeeewwwier then I originally thought.
Meh. Who cares?
I think those are running shorts. A guy I work with wears shorty-shorts when he runs. It's kind of cute. At least they have the figure for them. :) I like running shorts. The ones I have have built in underwear. At first I was weirded out by it, but it's pretty convenient. You don't have to worry about your skivvies getting sweaty and you don't get wedgies.
Nice shorts there bud.
um. his shorts are kinda hot.
Devendra Banhart was Natalies attempt to spice up her dull identity.
Wasn't there a recent blind item about a young A list star being caught by her bf screwing the directer of her current film?
If there wasn't excuse me while I drink coffee.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
She should go back to Gael....
(ps: no dude should rock those shorts...no sir)
I thought he was just odd enough and hippy enough to make it last with her. I haven't seen a better man for her since Gael.
gross you guys with the balls stories, LOL
I'm pretty sure this dude smokes weed tho
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Submitted by ocd can be good on September 25, 2008 - 10:48am.
I had a teacher in grade ten who had these shorts and he also taught gym. He used to sit on his desk sometimes when he taught and it was show and tell time.
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Oh my God, so did I!!!!!!! That was my first experience with balls blowing in the wind. Hairy fuckers they were! And kind of mushy-looking. Not that I was staring or anything.
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
I had a teacher in grade ten who had these shorts and he also taught gym. He used to sit on his desk sometimes when he taught and it was show and tell time.
Submitted by cake batter on September 25, 2008 - 10:26am.
Sugaroo:
"a really ugly Justin Timberlake."
Isn't that redundant?
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It is indeed. After I posted it I went "wait" but had other things to do than change it. The doughnut on my plate was demanding my time.
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
Submitted by louise_brooks: "The shorts, the murse, the fact that he's got more jewelry on then she does...it all adds up to you're dating a tool."
Bwaahahaha! So true. He looks homeless and stinky. Maybe Kate Hudson will snap him up now.
Karma Police
You know he does! I can smell him from here! It's a charming mix of molded cheese, patchouli, sandalwood and unwashed arm-pit.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
I would break up with him too if he was wearing my shorts!
always devonly
Those shorts...! very 1974 falcon porno. Kinda hot.
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He looks like he smells.
Sugaroo:
"a really ugly Justin Timberlake."
Isn't that redundant?
this dude must be extremely confident
I blame the shorts and beard...
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I saw that same outfit at the Salvation Army drop off center.
Loathe facial hair on guys, unless they need it. I keep remembering those verrrry dopey mustaches that baseballers Rollie Fingers and Sparky Lyle (yes, as in sparkys nemesis) have. Ban all cookie dusters.
you think that's bad? look at his beard here!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devendra_Banhart
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
Those shorts weren't attractive on my female high school gym teacher circa 1977. Although her beard was tidier.
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If you don't have a sense of humour, you probably don't have any sense at all.
Natalie Portman? Really?
She's the reason the word OVERRATED was invented...
Thank god! If i never have to see this dirty hobo again it will be too soon.
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I'm going through the change, right? -MK
Who wears short shorts?
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That's the melody to funky town!
I like a beard as long as it's taken care of. Ditto on all the shorts comments.
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I don't hate Natalie.
She is considerably more tolerable than the Keira's and other skanks that open their mouths and shit just falls out.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Natalie probably coundn't handle that her man's dingdong was showing through his pants.
Urrghhh.... :D
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*