Natalie Portman And The Beard Are Over
Natalie Portman is without a bushy beard this morning, because she has reportedly canceled her relationship with silent-movie actress Devendra Banhart. No, he's a musician, but his name was meant for a different era.
Some bitch who is close to Devendra told InTouch: “Yes, they have broken up. Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away."
The two 27-year-olds starting dating in March after meeting on the set of his video. Natalie even moved to Los Angeles from NYC to be with him full-time.
Natalie probably just couldn't handle the beard. It takes a special bitch to deal with a facial pubic bush. If the dude doesn't condition or brush it properly, your face and thighs could end up looking like they were exfoliated with sand paper after a sexy times session.
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In that picture, he looks like a really ugly Justin Timberlake.
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This Droopy Dog motherfucker is the fakest faker whoever faked. - MK
At least she won't have to share her gym wardrobe with him anymore.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
She looks so sad here.
Is this a picture from right before the break up? Because one look at my boyfriend wearing that and I'd break up with that idiot on the spot.
The shorts, the murse, the fact that he's got more jewelry on then she does...it all adds up to you're dating a tool.
10 years tops before that guy is living in a teepee next to that guy in the Oak Ridge Boys who lives in a teepee.
I'm not a big fan of the homeless look...love clean cut but will make exception for some scruff.
And since we're on the shorts theme, Lt. Dangle wants them back!
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I'm hoping to be sponsered by Frito-Lay and Visine.
Ewww, she should have broken up with him the day he stepped out the house wearing those hideous nut hugging pedo-gym teacher shorts.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
ha ha my bf loves her and she looks so dorky here, apple head ITA re those SHORTS!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!
She probably couldn't handle looking at his nut hugging shorts