Thursday, September 25th 2008

All Sorts Of Sad

The only bitch smiling in these pictures is the tranny sewer rat known as Aubrey O'Day. Her pooch Ginger looks like she needs to be put on suicide watch along with Aubrey's sad Tupperware titties. Seriously, those things look like they just had a fight, because they are trying to get as far away from each other as possible.

I love Aubrey because she's a shameless skeezer with no morals, but she really needs to treat her chichi sacks and pooch better. Ginger does not want to be dragged around against her will. I know my dog isn't into that shit. He would rather be at home, in his bed, licking his no-nuts area. Besides, whenever I take my dog out, crackhead whores always want to touch him and shit. And after they finish petting him with their crusty paws, they always ask me for 25 cents or a quarter. That's why he's better off at home.

Here's more of the slut whose taint probably smells like aged Brie at a Declare Yourself event last night.

Posted by: Michael K


NonnyMouse's picture

Nasty roots! Get thee to a colorist!

KD's picture

MK- you're supposed to charge THEM 25cents to pet your dog.

angel_i's picture

@radio siren: At the site there is a bunch of porn masquerading as art. The idea is that "only you can silence yourself" and then this radical BDSM shit...I dunno - are they supposed to think: "Hey! I'm not taped up! I CAN do something!" ? I'm really not sure - it seems very ass-backwards to me. Or more just like I said: Distracting.

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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

plain_sliced's picture

the dog looks tortured. beides that, i'd hit up this babe. nice rack.

RollinStoned's picture

Is that cotton candy she's holding?

Does anyone have cotton candy?

I'm hungry still

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Hekki on September 25, 2008 - 12:01pm.
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I figure that they had good quotes and they wanted to put someone who was actually notable in there ...LOL! The first two - I figure that's to appeal to the age group but, honestly, I think it's insulting. I think even kids are gonna want to turn to people who are more politically minded AND have heard of these people. I mean - they're 18! Lewis Black, John Stewart, Will Ferrell,... hell - even Matt Damon, just more politically minded celebrities...But Hayden and Adrian...? WTF?

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

RollinStoned's picture

Hehehe Miseralba...she should always have duct tape over her mouth

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radio siren's picture

Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 7:51am.
Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 11:49am.

UM, what's that bondage picture behind her, that's not cool.
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OMG and right under the seventeen logo. So bizarre.

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That picture disturbs me as well. This isn't a feminist rant by any means, but I find it odd that she can pose right next to it without any reservations. The picture itself is wrong on so many levels: the sad look in the model's eyes, the nudity which suggests rape, and the tape over her mouth. Is there a rational explaination for it?

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speakit's picture

Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 11:59am.

50 celebrated Americans—from Adrian Grenier to Hayden Panettiere to Alice Walker—tell us why voting matters. Guest edited by America Ferrera.

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HAHAHA! celebrated Americans..LMAO

No really, voting matters because you get a sticker that says 'I Voted' and you can't just buy those.

Hekki's picture

50 celebrated Americans—from Adrian Grenier to Hayden Panettiere to Alice Walker—tell us why voting matters. Guest edited by America Ferrera.

One of these things is not like the other... Although I've heard Alice Walker is a bitch, she is heads and shoulders above these other "celebrated Americans". How did she get mixed up in this?

2Di4's picture

even though the concept is scary and its model ruins every movie she's in, i have to admit that i love the 'declare yourself' photo shoot. it makes me think old school helmut newton shoots for vogue. love it!

angel_i's picture

@speakit:

Well, when you can get your eyes to stop twitching from the information overload - here's a sample:

Declare Yourself: the Book

50 celebrated Americans—from Adrian Grenier to Hayden Panettiere to Alice Walker—tell us why voting matters. Guest edited by America Ferrera.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

jussayin's picture

it's like the headbands...it ain't bad but it's just not cute!

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Hekki's picture

Dyeing a dog's fur seems cruel to me.

And is she making some kind of ironic statement with those three-inch-long black roots? Doesn't she know that you're supposed to keep going back to the salon to get them touched up? Someone should tell her.

Salem13's picture

See kids this is your brain on drugs.

angel_i's picture

Why is it so bad to dye your dog?

I don't like the way she holds it. And I don't like accessories...but my dogs never liked wearing anything either....

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

speakit's picture

Submitted by angel_i on September 25, 2008 - 11:54am.

That is the DUMBEST campaign.
That's just porn up there and totally distracting from the issues. Ugh

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I've never heard of it, 'til now. Is it just celebs crying 'VOTE'? I know could actually read the website but I don't wanna.

2Di4's picture

in the words of Cathy, "ACK!"

i thought that was tara reid minus the raver beads.
poor dog.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

It looks like a bird crashed into her head.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

snowpiece's picture

oh it's Miseralba? then forget it, I love it, hogtie that ho and make her cry!!!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by speakit on September 25, 2008 - 11:51am.

@snowpiece

http://www.declareyourself.com/ is where the pic is from.
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That is the DUMBEST campaign.
That's just porn up there and totally distracting from the issues. Ugh.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

snowpiece's picture

oh ok speak it, thanks, but I still don't like it! yikes!
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

speakit's picture

duh, nevermind the website says it is Jessica Alba

jussayin's picture

this new "dye the dog" thing is really not cool!

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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.

where do you even find trashy looking shit like this...and i'm sorry but the bitches that dye their dogs should be shot. poor dog

speakit's picture

@snowpiece

http://www.declareyourself.com/ is where the pic is from.

Is that Jessica Alba?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on September 25, 2008 - 11:49am.

UM, what's that bondage picture behind her, that's not cool.
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OMG and right under the seventeen logo. So bizarre.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Yaya Whitehouse's picture

Home Girl has obviously got that top lip reduced, matter of fact she actual toned down that Jenna Jameson look she was going for, well kinda in the face anyway.Ya! her I guess every time a foolish celebritard gets a reality check an angel get its wings.

angel_i's picture

Good Lord, I thought that thing on her dress was an insane photoshop error. And please. Just put your boobies away. We've all got them, hunny.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

speakit's picture

That is sad! A poor innocent bird crashed in to the side of her head. :(

Auntie Mame's picture

Dear Ginger,
Tap into your inner wolf and bite that bitch's nose off. She will leave you alone and not color your fur anymore.

"When I die, Satan is going to weep, 'cause that bitch will know he is out of a job."

snowpiece's picture

UM, what's that bondage picture behind her, that's not cool.
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It says "Georgia Claymates: How Clay are We" if they were really shocked it's even funnier!

websterwalter's picture

I think she's actually sort of pretty on Making The Band, but somehow, yes, she does manage to come across looking like a washed-up hooker in all her photos. Her little pup and Jessica Simpson's should set up a play date to commiserate.